Knock knock go away!

it's not a blog and it's not a story. i spend a lot of time alone and just wanted to talk about living alone. being alone isn't the same thing as being lonely. if i lived with someone else i wouldn't be able to masturbate whenever i wish and i think this would make me quite grumpy. possibly very very grumpy. i've worked very hard to become a really great wanker, don't get in my way!

发布者 tightwitch

4 年前

oldjacker67 1 年前

So true

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Flyfish2 2 年前

lol thats interesting.

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tightwitch 出版商 2 年前

i mean i'd let me wank whenever i want

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tightwitch 出版商 2 年前

so would I

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celeryman44 2 年前

What a truly excellent observation and commentary

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ned75 3 年前

lol

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SirSonnybandland 3 年前

i agree when i cant wank i get a little peeved as well

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Oldwood-1 3 年前

i would never get in your way , i may offer you a tongue for a little added stimulation though .

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kernel123 3 年前

interesting, understandable monologue

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JoeyB 4 年前

happy wanking xx

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HairyPothead 4 年前

*wanker’s hands

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HairyPothead 4 年前

至 tightwitch : Power must be wrested by the wankers

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HairyPothead 4 年前

至 tightwitch : Commies cum :p

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tightwitch 出版商 4 年前

至 HairyPothead : oh yes!

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tightwitch 出版商 4 年前

至 harrylemon : yes i do go, thanks for the encouragement

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justmat 4 年前

Love it

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harrylemon 4 年前

You go girl!

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HairyPothead 4 年前

Elbows only, no handshakes, thanks.

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HairyPothead 4 年前

Wankers of the world, unite!

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Haha! I would *never* get in the way of your wanking. I'd quite like to watch, though... ;) x

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