All about your butt!
WARNING! If you are modest, prudish and "plugged" into the holy water of the Catholic Church by intravenously, then go for a walk and forget that you came across this article, because it is not for you. If you are a minor, go on, read it, but please close your big mouth, there is no need to tell your parents. If you're one of those who will read it to the end, your call, but don't come complaining that I dared to speak so bluntly about your butt, you just had to not show it to me.
Lately I've found myself a little distracted and dizzy. I rush through closed doors, I park the car like a drunken, I’m always looking for my keys and I am lunatic. The reason is very simple, theBUTT season has officially started. YES! It's warmer, so people peel off, and long coats are out of the way. It feels so much more “sexy” with the few pounds that we’ve lost since the resolutions of the holidays. We just feel a lot better about ourselves and we put on our beautiful pair of skin-tight jeans that brighten up our beautiful, plumped buttocks.
The buttocks! Such a vast subject, but also so taboo??? A subject on which we could write for weeks without exhausting the essence of the subject. And in my opinion, that reflects very well the interest we have in it, however mystical it may be. WTF, taboo? Because somewhere in the past, our so-called Catholic Romainchurch will have chosen to make it something we are ashamed of?
"This is where I am lost. The buttocks being the largest muscle in the human body "The Gluteus maximus", how can we do to miss it? Other than just being stupid or blind ...
... what interests me is YOUR butt! Yes, the ones I see every day, the ones I look at without holding back. I don't mind, be sure if you turn your back on me, I look at them. "
Whether small, white and covered in a little down, or the nice big round, firm and sporty, they are all beautiful.
Nothing like a visit to the Botanical Garden in ecstasy in front of an array of beautiful flowers and hop a nice pair of buttocks in the process, and oops another. Oh yes! There is also a beautiful day in Old Quebec, you will be served there.
An extreme day in terms of buttocks happens more on a beach, Lac St-Joseph in Quebec, Lac des Deux Montagnes in Oka and Le Sablon Beach in St-Polycarpe where I no longer answer for your actions or the you will come back, if ever?
Who of you is not going to dance in a "night club" just to have the pleasure of sneaking in the crowd to rub your butt against others? There are so many people per square inch that we have no choice, oops, excuse! Looking in the desired direction, not without rubbing yourself a little more.
“Ha! Shifting hands, or distracted hands I am waiting for you. Who doesn't speak with their hands? Well, I listen with my hands, I can be discreet, but God knows how much information I get with a distracted hand. «Yes, these are small, but firm… those are round and plump…»
There are the motorcycles butts, the Greenpeace butts, without forgetting the beautiful Scottish buttocks hiding under the kilts.
But the buttocks can also be the source of misfortune. By misfortune I mean here those who become too greedy. BIG buttocks, you know buttocks that can't get on the plane without buying two tickets. Those who must not drop their soap in the shower, or the buttocks that constantly talk to us because of stomach problems, or the abuse of drink the day before.
To the great misfortune of some, the buttocks can also become the source of great loss, a loved one, or there are those who enjoy life at risk.
It doesn't matter!
How big, small, firm, with a lot of talk, for me it’s simple, I like it, they drive me crazy! If we come across on the street and you see me walk head first into a closed door, please don't hold it against me, maybe I was looking at your butt.
I believe it's the season!
tigus13
Lately I've found myself a little distracted and dizzy. I rush through closed doors, I park the car like a drunken, I’m always looking for my keys and I am lunatic. The reason is very simple, theBUTT season has officially started. YES! It's warmer, so people peel off, and long coats are out of the way. It feels so much more “sexy” with the few pounds that we’ve lost since the resolutions of the holidays. We just feel a lot better about ourselves and we put on our beautiful pair of skin-tight jeans that brighten up our beautiful, plumped buttocks.
The buttocks! Such a vast subject, but also so taboo??? A subject on which we could write for weeks without exhausting the essence of the subject. And in my opinion, that reflects very well the interest we have in it, however mystical it may be. WTF, taboo? Because somewhere in the past, our so-called Catholic Romainchurch will have chosen to make it something we are ashamed of?
"This is where I am lost. The buttocks being the largest muscle in the human body "The Gluteus maximus", how can we do to miss it? Other than just being stupid or blind ...
... what interests me is YOUR butt! Yes, the ones I see every day, the ones I look at without holding back. I don't mind, be sure if you turn your back on me, I look at them. "
Whether small, white and covered in a little down, or the nice big round, firm and sporty, they are all beautiful.
Nothing like a visit to the Botanical Garden in ecstasy in front of an array of beautiful flowers and hop a nice pair of buttocks in the process, and oops another. Oh yes! There is also a beautiful day in Old Quebec, you will be served there.
An extreme day in terms of buttocks happens more on a beach, Lac St-Joseph in Quebec, Lac des Deux Montagnes in Oka and Le Sablon Beach in St-Polycarpe where I no longer answer for your actions or the you will come back, if ever?
Who of you is not going to dance in a "night club" just to have the pleasure of sneaking in the crowd to rub your butt against others? There are so many people per square inch that we have no choice, oops, excuse! Looking in the desired direction, not without rubbing yourself a little more.
“Ha! Shifting hands, or distracted hands I am waiting for you. Who doesn't speak with their hands? Well, I listen with my hands, I can be discreet, but God knows how much information I get with a distracted hand. «Yes, these are small, but firm… those are round and plump…»
There are the motorcycles butts, the Greenpeace butts, without forgetting the beautiful Scottish buttocks hiding under the kilts.
But the buttocks can also be the source of misfortune. By misfortune I mean here those who become too greedy. BIG buttocks, you know buttocks that can't get on the plane without buying two tickets. Those who must not drop their soap in the shower, or the buttocks that constantly talk to us because of stomach problems, or the abuse of drink the day before.
To the great misfortune of some, the buttocks can also become the source of great loss, a loved one, or there are those who enjoy life at risk.
It doesn't matter!
How big, small, firm, with a lot of talk, for me it’s simple, I like it, they drive me crazy! If we come across on the street and you see me walk head first into a closed door, please don't hold it against me, maybe I was looking at your butt.
I believe it's the season!
tigus13
3 年 前