Hands Free Orgasms.
Notes: This video has been in moderation for a week. I have no idea why…
“On a dark and lonely highway”… (Thanks to brother Robert, we love ya man…),
(Would have been killer back ground music to this video, don’t ya think?)
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Well it’s your old buddy Rascal694u, cumming to you today to tell ya’all about a Quest I have undertaken. Hands Free Orgasms’… I know, I know, a lot of folks think that it’s obscene or a myth or that it puts you in a different class of sexual preference. I call all that horseshit…well horseshit.
Good personal hygiene is an absolute must(personally)…unless in appropriate situation, whatever that may be, some folks are triggered by certain smells, and whatnot. Moving on…Myth, ha, kiss my grits.
When I was about 20 years old…(cough, cough…whew, must have been something I ate) I was involved with a la**…no, that’s not it…wom**…nope - Alright then…a horny old CUNT…(wow I feel lighter, dare I say ‘fluffy” even). Well that old gal laid it on me real good…hell I was still walking around grinning like an idiot 2 years later when I meet my first wife. Hold up, ha…only wife, never married the others.
(Pause for Snoopy Dance) > ”,,,,:::,,,:::::,,:,;,;;,;’;,;,l;,l;,l;,:,:,:,;<;<;<;<;,;,;,;,;,;,:,;<;,:,:,;<;<;<;,;,;,;<;<;,;,:,<<::<:<:,;,:,<;,<;<;,…)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentle…people we uhhh, are experiencing some uhhh…difficulties. Seem old Rascal forgot himself and, hum uhhh that’s goanna leave a mark, sure as shit. (off mike, we hear the announcer shout…I don’t give a rubber rats ass…them stairs have been there forever…damn weird ass fucking fool…wonder what the unemployment lines are looking like, damn fool. Sorry everybody but that’s going to do it for today. Thanks joining in and be sure to tune in next time, when we hear Rascal say…
“What the merry motherfuck you looking at Bitch…Jealous??? Hey…cum back here with my thingie, you don’t know where that’s been boy…(that low life motherfucker…I just changed the batteries man… SHIT.)
Smile:::I’m not the only one that loves you…
PS: Our thanks once again toPS: Our thanks once again to Bob Seger for the wonderful gift of: "Turn the Page."
“On a dark and lonely highway”… (Thanks to brother Robert, we love ya man…),
(Would have been killer back ground music to this video, don’t ya think?)
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Well it’s your old buddy Rascal694u, cumming to you today to tell ya’all about a Quest I have undertaken. Hands Free Orgasms’… I know, I know, a lot of folks think that it’s obscene or a myth or that it puts you in a different class of sexual preference. I call all that horseshit…well horseshit.
Good personal hygiene is an absolute must(personally)…unless in appropriate situation, whatever that may be, some folks are triggered by certain smells, and whatnot. Moving on…Myth, ha, kiss my grits.
When I was about 20 years old…(cough, cough…whew, must have been something I ate) I was involved with a la**…no, that’s not it…wom**…nope - Alright then…a horny old CUNT…(wow I feel lighter, dare I say ‘fluffy” even). Well that old gal laid it on me real good…hell I was still walking around grinning like an idiot 2 years later when I meet my first wife. Hold up, ha…only wife, never married the others.
(Pause for Snoopy Dance) > ”,,,,:::,,,:::::,,:,;,;;,;’;,;,l;,l;,l;,:,:,:,;<;<;<;<;,;,;,;,;,;,:,;<;,:,:,;<;<;<;,;,;,;<;<;,;,:,<<::<:<:,;,:,<;,<;<;,…)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentle…people we uhhh, are experiencing some uhhh…difficulties. Seem old Rascal forgot himself and, hum uhhh that’s goanna leave a mark, sure as shit. (off mike, we hear the announcer shout…I don’t give a rubber rats ass…them stairs have been there forever…damn weird ass fucking fool…wonder what the unemployment lines are looking like, damn fool. Sorry everybody but that’s going to do it for today. Thanks joining in and be sure to tune in next time, when we hear Rascal say…
“What the merry motherfuck you looking at Bitch…Jealous??? Hey…cum back here with my thingie, you don’t know where that’s been boy…(that low life motherfucker…I just changed the batteries man… SHIT.)
Smile:::I’m not the only one that loves you…
PS: Our thanks once again toPS: Our thanks once again to Bob Seger for the wonderful gift of: "Turn the Page."
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