Horse.

Look ill buy you a love horse you fucking cunt. I can't believe, just banged your pussy for one whole hour. Your one fucking homoerotic, so what's wrong with you. Are you that fucking lesbian. That you like to dress up like a circuses clown.

Look guy, ive just bang you stupid right. All right then, I just found you as mad as pea green soup. How do you fit into that fucking dress you like a fucking tampon in it, its not even horny. Your two faced bollox, the only part of german you know is from the hinterland. This is a traditional dress from Bavaria right.

See this tongue of mine, I had it up your arse licking that cunt of yours all night. You want me to be impressed. Your having a laugh.