Mixing drinks with sperm

Have you ever made a sperm cocktail, for your girl friend, partner or wife or male to male friend, you need cocktail glass, or wine glass, with a shot of whiskey, then put full sperm into the glass, with smirroff drink, topped up with Baileys or milk with spray cream, also make with a wine glass, with a shot of whiskey into the glass, with sperm, vodka with sperm, small glass of milk with sperm, also dirty Baileys with 100 % with your sperm, ever given to a famiy member, your own mother, your own sister, your mother-inlaw, your neice, your aunty, your granddaughter, your great granddaughter, your greattneice, its a good protean drink, please reply or message me with your sperm drink idear.