My News 1.16.2024
“Good Afternoon Class”
“Good Afternoon, Ms. Moreau”
“By now, You have been made aware of the fact, that My Classes are from now on, till the End of the School Year, are going to be done by Video Conferencing, live from My Ranch in Wyoming”
“Though, I bet all of You Nincompoops would be using ZOOM”
“I decided to go with Microsoft Teams, to be different”
“Since the Holidays are Over”
In My Head
“Way too, !@#$%^& short”
“Let Me Begin with Todays topic”
In My head
“Time for Me to !@#$ with Their Heads”
“The Topic will be Quantum Physics and Math Equations that, have not been figured out Yet”
Super collective groans from the Class
In My Head
“HaHaHa……, Finally I get the first joke in”
“Actually, it is going to be about Breakthroughs in Solar Energy”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod, as usual”
“Two Cowboys are out riding the range and talking about Their favorite sex positions”
“And That is ?”
“Well, The first Cowboy says the “Rodeo” position is His favorite"
"The second cowboy says he’s never heard of it before and asks how to do it”
“Continue”
“The first Cowboy responds”
“Well, You mount your Lady from behind then reach down and grab Her tits”
“Then You whisper”
“These feel almost as good as Your Sister’s”
”Then You yell Yee Haw and try to hold on for 8 seconds”
“Actually that is pretty funny’ Rod”
“Though I didn’t realize You can string more than 10 words together, ever”
Class breaks out in laughter”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Wang”
“Why do Cowboys not roll Their Joints”
“Why ?”
“Because They tumble Weed”
“What a Stupid, !@#$%^& Joke”
“You must hang out with Rod a lot”
“Since that was only a few Words long”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“Why did the Cowboy pinstripe His truck ?”
“Go ahead”
“Because He needed a pick-up line”
“Okay it is My turn since I live in Bronc Busting, Cowboy Country”
“A Cowboy appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates”
"Have You ever done anything of particular merit?”
"St. Peter asked”
"Well, I can think of one thing"
“The Cowboy offered”
"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming”
“I came upon a gang of bikers who were thre*tening a Y*ung Woman”
“I directed them to leave Her alone, but they wouldn't listen”
“So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker”
“And smacked Him in the Face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground”
“I yelled”
"Now, back off or I'll kick the Shit out of all of you"
“Saint Peter was impressed”
"When did this happen ?"
"Couple of minutes ago"
Class Snickers
“Alright, maybe a Better one”
“A Cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive Woman”
“He gives Her a quick glance then causally looks at His watch for a moment”
“The Woman notices this and asks”
"Is your date running late?"
"No, He replies”
"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it"
“The intrigued Woman says”
"A state-of-the-art watch ?"
"What's so special about it ?"
“The Cowboy explains”
"It uses Alpha waves to talk to Me telepathically"
“The Lady says”
"What's it telling you now ?"
"Well, it says You're not wearing any panties"
“The Woman giggles and replies”
"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties !"
“The Cowboy smiles, taps His watch and says”
"Damn thing's running an Hour fast”
Class finally Laughs out loud
“Enough of this !@#$, Let’s start Class”
“Breakthroughs in Solar Energy Production”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“What do You get when You cross a Snowman and the Sun ?”
“I can’ wait for the answer”
“A puddle !”
“God, did You get that from Highlights for Ch*ldr*n ?”
To Begin”
“A bit about Solar Power and it’s Potential”
“Solar energy is radiant light and heat from the Sun that is harnessed using a range of technologies such as solar power to generate electricity”
“Solar thermal energy, including solar water heating”
“Solar architecture is an essential source of renewable energy”
“And its technologies are broadly characterized as either passive solar or active solar depending on how they capture and distribute solar energy”
“Or convert it into solar power”
“Active solar techniques include the use of photovoltaic systems”
“Concentrated solar power, and solar water heating to harness the energy”
“Passive solar techniques include orienting a building to the Sun”
“The selecting of materials with favorable thermal mass or light dispersing Properties”
“Or designing spaces that naturally circulate air”
“In 2011, the International Energy Agency said that”
"The development of affordable, inexhaustible and clean solar energy technologies will have huge, longer term benefits”
“It will increase countries' energy security through reliance on an indigenous”
“Inexhaustible, and a mostly important independent resource”
“Enhance sustainability, reduce pollution, lower the costs of mitigating global warming”
“And these advantages are global”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“A Photon checked into a hotel and is asked if He needs any help with His luggage”
“Did He ?”
“Nope, I don't, I’m travelling light.”
“Do You hang out with Rod ?
“Now, About half the incoming solar energy reaches the Earth's surface”
“The Earth receives 174 petawatts, of incoming solar radiation at the upper atmosphere”
“Approximately 30% is reflected back to space while the rest, 122 PW, is absorbed by clouds, oceans and land masses”
“The spectrum of solar light at the Earth's surface is mostly spread across the visible and near-infrared ranges with a small part in the near-ultraviolet"
“Most of the world's population live in areas with insolation levels of 150–300 watts/m2, or 3.5–7.0 kWh/m2 per day”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Johnson”
“How can you tell the sun is a Man”
“How ?”
“It gets up every Morning”
“As opposed to You, who can hardly get it up”
Class howls out laughing
“So, Solar radiation is absorbed by the Earth's land surface”
“Oceans, which cover about 71% of the globe, and atmosphere”
“Warm air containing evaporated water from the oceans rises”
“Causing atmospheric circulation or convection”
“When the air reaches a high altitude, where the temperature is low, water vapor condenses into clouds, which rain onto the Earth's surface”
“Completing the water cycle”
“The latent heat of water condensation amplifies convection, producing atmospheric phenomena such as wind, cyclones and anticyclones"
“Sunlight absorbed by the oceans and land masses keeps the surface at an average temperature of 14 °C”
“By photosynthesis, green plants convert solar energy into chemically stored energy”
“Which produces food, wood and the biomass from which fossil fuels are derived”
“The total solar energy absorbed by Earth's atmosphere, oceans and land masses is approximately 122 Petawatts"
"Which equals 3,850,000 Exajoules per year”
“In 2002 -2019, this was more energy in one hour, than the world used in one year”
“Photosynthesis captures approximately 3,000 Exajoules per year in biomass”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Poke”
“Do You stay up all night thinking of the most boring !@#$, possible ?”
“After what I do at Nighttime”
“Its amusing to get back at all of You little, !@#$%^& !’s”
“On to the main theme”
“What are the breakthroughs ?”
“Solar panels are the most used way to capture the Energy from the Sun”
”Multiple teams of scientists have achieved a breakthrough in boosting the efficiency of solar panels due to a new material, Perovskite”
“Their current key milestone of 30% energy efficiency has been surpassed”
“With the new technology pushing the limits of solar energy forward”
“Current solar panels utilize silicon based cells, but they are quickly reaching their limit in converting sunlight into electricity, which stands at 29%”
“Meanwhile, there is a pressing need to multiply the installation rate of solar power by ten to address the climate crisis”
"The breakthrough is adding a layer of Perovskite, another semiconductor”
“On top of the silicon layer”
“Perovskite captures blue light from the visible spectrum, while Silicon captures red light, boosting the total light captured overall”
“With more energy absorbed per cell, the cost of solar electricity is even cheaper”
“And deployment can proceed faster to help keep global heating under control”
“Experts have stated that if the mass production of these cells goes smoothly”
“We could expect to see them commercially available within 5 years”
“The same time it takes silicone only cells to reach their maximum efficiency”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
“Ms. Moreau, I'm like the Sun”
“You are, why ?”
“Because I go down every night”
“Nice pick up line”
“I will mention one other breakthrough before I end Class”
“Solar panels are already an affordable energy solution since they generate enough power over their lifetimes to pay for themselves and then some”
“However, they do take some investment up front, and some people dislike the way they look”
“So, what if you could get that power to make electricity from sunlight without having to install solar panels ?”
“That’s the beauty of solar paint, as reported by Solar Action Alliance”
“The idea behind solar paint, known as photovoltaic paint, is simple"
“It would be like ordinary paint but with billions of light-sensitive particles mixed in”
“When you paint it onto a surface, such as the wall of a house”
“It would turn that surface into a stealthy solar panel”
“Generating electricity when the sun hits a surface with circuitry attached”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Pecker”
“What does a Painter do when He gets cold ?”
“ What ?”
“He puts on another coat”
In My head
“My God, I can’t finish this Class fast enough !!”
“So, in Conclusion”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Wang”
“Thank God”
“My sentiment exactly, Wang”
“The International Energy Agency has said that solar energy can make considerable contributions to solving some of the most urgent problems the world now faces”
“The development of affordable, inexhaustible, and clean solar energy technologies will have huge longer-term benefits”
“It will increase countries' energy security through reliance on an indigenous, inexhaustible, and mostly import independent resource”
“Enhance sustainability, reduce pollution”
“Lower the costs of mitigating climate change, and keep fossil fuel prices lower than otherwise”
“These advantages are global”
“Hence the additional costs of the incentives for early deployment should be considered learning investments”
“They must be wisely spent and need to be widely shared”
“Before I end Our Class”
“One last Joke”
“Three Cowboys are settling down after a long day herding cattle”
“The first Cowboy says”
"You know, it takes a real Man's, Man to do this job”
“I must be the meanest, toughest Cowboy there is”
“Why ?”
“Just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six Men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with My bare hands"
“The second Cowboy not to be outdone, shakes His head and replies”
"You think that's tough ?”
“Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot long Rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for Me”
“I grabbed that snake with My bare hands and bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp”
“And I'm still here today !"
“The first and second Cowboy glance over expectantly at the third Cowboy”
“But He just smiles and says nothing”
“Slowly stirring the coals with His Penis”
“Okay, Class is over”
“Close down Your Video Windows and I will be seeing You tomorrow Afternoon”
“Sayonara and Get the, !@#$, out of My Hair !!”
In My Head
“At least I am already at Home and the Bar is fully stocked“
“Good Afternoon, Ms. Moreau”
“By now, You have been made aware of the fact, that My Classes are from now on, till the End of the School Year, are going to be done by Video Conferencing, live from My Ranch in Wyoming”
“Though, I bet all of You Nincompoops would be using ZOOM”
“I decided to go with Microsoft Teams, to be different”
“Since the Holidays are Over”
In My Head
“Way too, !@#$%^& short”
“Let Me Begin with Todays topic”
In My head
“Time for Me to !@#$ with Their Heads”
“The Topic will be Quantum Physics and Math Equations that, have not been figured out Yet”
Super collective groans from the Class
In My Head
“HaHaHa……, Finally I get the first joke in”
“Actually, it is going to be about Breakthroughs in Solar Energy”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod, as usual”
“Two Cowboys are out riding the range and talking about Their favorite sex positions”
“And That is ?”
“Well, The first Cowboy says the “Rodeo” position is His favorite"
"The second cowboy says he’s never heard of it before and asks how to do it”
“Continue”
“The first Cowboy responds”
“Well, You mount your Lady from behind then reach down and grab Her tits”
“Then You whisper”
“These feel almost as good as Your Sister’s”
”Then You yell Yee Haw and try to hold on for 8 seconds”
“Actually that is pretty funny’ Rod”
“Though I didn’t realize You can string more than 10 words together, ever”
Class breaks out in laughter”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Wang”
“Why do Cowboys not roll Their Joints”
“Why ?”
“Because They tumble Weed”
“What a Stupid, !@#$%^& Joke”
“You must hang out with Rod a lot”
“Since that was only a few Words long”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“Why did the Cowboy pinstripe His truck ?”
“Go ahead”
“Because He needed a pick-up line”
“Okay it is My turn since I live in Bronc Busting, Cowboy Country”
“A Cowboy appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates”
"Have You ever done anything of particular merit?”
"St. Peter asked”
"Well, I can think of one thing"
“The Cowboy offered”
"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming”
“I came upon a gang of bikers who were thre*tening a Y*ung Woman”
“I directed them to leave Her alone, but they wouldn't listen”
“So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker”
“And smacked Him in the Face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground”
“I yelled”
"Now, back off or I'll kick the Shit out of all of you"
“Saint Peter was impressed”
"When did this happen ?"
"Couple of minutes ago"
Class Snickers
“Alright, maybe a Better one”
“A Cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive Woman”
“He gives Her a quick glance then causally looks at His watch for a moment”
“The Woman notices this and asks”
"Is your date running late?"
"No, He replies”
"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it"
“The intrigued Woman says”
"A state-of-the-art watch ?"
"What's so special about it ?"
“The Cowboy explains”
"It uses Alpha waves to talk to Me telepathically"
“The Lady says”
"What's it telling you now ?"
"Well, it says You're not wearing any panties"
“The Woman giggles and replies”
"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties !"
“The Cowboy smiles, taps His watch and says”
"Damn thing's running an Hour fast”
Class finally Laughs out loud
“Enough of this !@#$, Let’s start Class”
“Breakthroughs in Solar Energy Production”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“What do You get when You cross a Snowman and the Sun ?”
“I can’ wait for the answer”
“A puddle !”
“God, did You get that from Highlights for Ch*ldr*n ?”
To Begin”
“A bit about Solar Power and it’s Potential”
“Solar energy is radiant light and heat from the Sun that is harnessed using a range of technologies such as solar power to generate electricity”
“Solar thermal energy, including solar water heating”
“Solar architecture is an essential source of renewable energy”
“And its technologies are broadly characterized as either passive solar or active solar depending on how they capture and distribute solar energy”
“Or convert it into solar power”
“Active solar techniques include the use of photovoltaic systems”
“Concentrated solar power, and solar water heating to harness the energy”
“Passive solar techniques include orienting a building to the Sun”
“The selecting of materials with favorable thermal mass or light dispersing Properties”
“Or designing spaces that naturally circulate air”
“In 2011, the International Energy Agency said that”
"The development of affordable, inexhaustible and clean solar energy technologies will have huge, longer term benefits”
“It will increase countries' energy security through reliance on an indigenous”
“Inexhaustible, and a mostly important independent resource”
“Enhance sustainability, reduce pollution, lower the costs of mitigating global warming”
“And these advantages are global”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“A Photon checked into a hotel and is asked if He needs any help with His luggage”
“Did He ?”
“Nope, I don't, I’m travelling light.”
“Do You hang out with Rod ?
“Now, About half the incoming solar energy reaches the Earth's surface”
“The Earth receives 174 petawatts, of incoming solar radiation at the upper atmosphere”
“Approximately 30% is reflected back to space while the rest, 122 PW, is absorbed by clouds, oceans and land masses”
“The spectrum of solar light at the Earth's surface is mostly spread across the visible and near-infrared ranges with a small part in the near-ultraviolet"
“Most of the world's population live in areas with insolation levels of 150–300 watts/m2, or 3.5–7.0 kWh/m2 per day”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Johnson”
“How can you tell the sun is a Man”
“How ?”
“It gets up every Morning”
“As opposed to You, who can hardly get it up”
Class howls out laughing
“So, Solar radiation is absorbed by the Earth's land surface”
“Oceans, which cover about 71% of the globe, and atmosphere”
“Warm air containing evaporated water from the oceans rises”
“Causing atmospheric circulation or convection”
“When the air reaches a high altitude, where the temperature is low, water vapor condenses into clouds, which rain onto the Earth's surface”
“Completing the water cycle”
“The latent heat of water condensation amplifies convection, producing atmospheric phenomena such as wind, cyclones and anticyclones"
“Sunlight absorbed by the oceans and land masses keeps the surface at an average temperature of 14 °C”
“By photosynthesis, green plants convert solar energy into chemically stored energy”
“Which produces food, wood and the biomass from which fossil fuels are derived”
“The total solar energy absorbed by Earth's atmosphere, oceans and land masses is approximately 122 Petawatts"
"Which equals 3,850,000 Exajoules per year”
“In 2002 -2019, this was more energy in one hour, than the world used in one year”
“Photosynthesis captures approximately 3,000 Exajoules per year in biomass”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Poke”
“Do You stay up all night thinking of the most boring !@#$, possible ?”
“After what I do at Nighttime”
“Its amusing to get back at all of You little, !@#$%^& !’s”
“On to the main theme”
“What are the breakthroughs ?”
“Solar panels are the most used way to capture the Energy from the Sun”
”Multiple teams of scientists have achieved a breakthrough in boosting the efficiency of solar panels due to a new material, Perovskite”
“Their current key milestone of 30% energy efficiency has been surpassed”
“With the new technology pushing the limits of solar energy forward”
“Current solar panels utilize silicon based cells, but they are quickly reaching their limit in converting sunlight into electricity, which stands at 29%”
“Meanwhile, there is a pressing need to multiply the installation rate of solar power by ten to address the climate crisis”
"The breakthrough is adding a layer of Perovskite, another semiconductor”
“On top of the silicon layer”
“Perovskite captures blue light from the visible spectrum, while Silicon captures red light, boosting the total light captured overall”
“With more energy absorbed per cell, the cost of solar electricity is even cheaper”
“And deployment can proceed faster to help keep global heating under control”
“Experts have stated that if the mass production of these cells goes smoothly”
“We could expect to see them commercially available within 5 years”
“The same time it takes silicone only cells to reach their maximum efficiency”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
“Ms. Moreau, I'm like the Sun”
“You are, why ?”
“Because I go down every night”
“Nice pick up line”
“I will mention one other breakthrough before I end Class”
“Solar panels are already an affordable energy solution since they generate enough power over their lifetimes to pay for themselves and then some”
“However, they do take some investment up front, and some people dislike the way they look”
“So, what if you could get that power to make electricity from sunlight without having to install solar panels ?”
“That’s the beauty of solar paint, as reported by Solar Action Alliance”
“The idea behind solar paint, known as photovoltaic paint, is simple"
“It would be like ordinary paint but with billions of light-sensitive particles mixed in”
“When you paint it onto a surface, such as the wall of a house”
“It would turn that surface into a stealthy solar panel”
“Generating electricity when the sun hits a surface with circuitry attached”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Pecker”
“What does a Painter do when He gets cold ?”
“ What ?”
“He puts on another coat”
In My head
“My God, I can’t finish this Class fast enough !!”
“So, in Conclusion”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Wang”
“Thank God”
“My sentiment exactly, Wang”
“The International Energy Agency has said that solar energy can make considerable contributions to solving some of the most urgent problems the world now faces”
“The development of affordable, inexhaustible, and clean solar energy technologies will have huge longer-term benefits”
“It will increase countries' energy security through reliance on an indigenous, inexhaustible, and mostly import independent resource”
“Enhance sustainability, reduce pollution”
“Lower the costs of mitigating climate change, and keep fossil fuel prices lower than otherwise”
“These advantages are global”
“Hence the additional costs of the incentives for early deployment should be considered learning investments”
“They must be wisely spent and need to be widely shared”
“Before I end Our Class”
“One last Joke”
“Three Cowboys are settling down after a long day herding cattle”
“The first Cowboy says”
"You know, it takes a real Man's, Man to do this job”
“I must be the meanest, toughest Cowboy there is”
“Why ?”
“Just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six Men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with My bare hands"
“The second Cowboy not to be outdone, shakes His head and replies”
"You think that's tough ?”
“Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot long Rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for Me”
“I grabbed that snake with My bare hands and bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp”
“And I'm still here today !"
“The first and second Cowboy glance over expectantly at the third Cowboy”
“But He just smiles and says nothing”
“Slowly stirring the coals with His Penis”
“Okay, Class is over”
“Close down Your Video Windows and I will be seeing You tomorrow Afternoon”
“Sayonara and Get the, !@#$, out of My Hair !!”
In My Head
“At least I am already at Home and the Bar is fully stocked“
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