My likes & Dislikes:

"Just off the top of my Head (...and I'm sure I'm overlooking A LOT!)

Best Legs in Porn:
1)Kimberly Kyle
2)Porsche Lynn
3)Brit Morgan
4)Alex Jordan
5)Amber Lynn
6)Brandy Alexandre
7)Tiffany Million
8)Nici Sterling
9)Stormy Daniels
10)Kathy West (British Amateur Nylon Model)
11)Inari Vachs
12)Laure Sainclair
13)Louise Hodges

Best Butts:
1)Misty McCaine (Irrefutably!)
2)Tianna
3)Amber Lynn
4)Brandy Alexandre
5)Cheri Taylor
6)Lauryl Canyon
7)Nina Hartley
8)Ginger Lynn
9)Danielle Martin
10)Nici Sterling
11)Alex Jordan
12)Careena Collins
13)Kimberly Kyle
14)Danyel Cheeks
15)Ryan Conner
16)Lisa Ann
17)Fe Fe Bardot
18)Laure Sainclair
19)Shayla LaVeaux
20)Friday

Total Packages i.e "Brick Shit House's":
1)Victoria Paris
2)Sally Layd
3)Buffy Davis
4)Tracey Adams
5)Sana Fey
6)Erica Boyer
7)Sandra Scream
8)Celeste
9)Rachel Ashley
10)Christy Canyon
11)Tammy Reynolds
12)Lili Xene
13)Jane Darling
14)JR Carrington
15)Holly Body
16)Keisha
17)Stormy Daniels
18)Lisa Ann
19)Erika Bella
20)Selen
21)Tamara Lee
22)Friday

True Filth Pigs (in a good way...)
1)Buffy Davis
2)Sally Layd
3)Erica Boyer
4)Tory Lane
5)Jane Darling
6)Nici Sterling
7)JR Carrington
8)Lacy Rose
9)Tiffany Mynx
10)Phoenix Marie
11)Carmella Bing
12)Ryan Conner
13)Erika Bella
14)Teresa Orlowski
15)Kelly Trump
16)Selen
17)Shayla LaVeaux
18)Friday

Best Studs & Actors
1)Rocco
2)Jamie Gillis
3)Michael Stefano
4)Randy Spears
5)Mike Horner
6)TT Boy (...even though he was a cro-magnon, retard.)
7)Billy Dee
8)Jerry Pyke
9)Marc Wallice
10)Roberto Malone

The Worst i.e "The Nub Club":
1)Randy West
2)Max Hardcore
3)Nick Manning
4)Jerry Butler
5)Eric Edwards

What ruined Porn:
1)The death of Bruce 7
2)Tattoos, Piercings, and severly lowering the standards for looks, and body types.
3)Max Hardcore, Brandon Iron, and Rodney Moore.
4)Directors who cast themselves as "Talent"
5)Florida and Las Vegas: aka amateur, low quality, mass produced shit!
6)Pushing boundaries to desensitize: "slap happy", bukkake, teeny/u******e facades, Gonzo, and Ghetto /Gangsta interracial crap.
7)Niches and categorizing everything: MILF is overused-incorrectly, and as obnoxious and annoying as "bling"!
8)Pornstars that won't go away with dignity, and leave us with memories that made them great- as opposed to sticking around to remind us of how cruel "time" can be: Nina Hartley, Amber Lynn, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Lisa Ann, Kylie Ireland...I can go on...
9)Total oversaturation of free porn on the web(...sorry x-hamster.)
10)People who shoot porn to make money- while actually having NO clue or reverence, or pride, in making a video/scene that they would actually stroke to - themselves. I mean those that work specifically with the formula: BJ, Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Pop shot/facial. Lather, rinse repeat.

Directors/Companies I admire:
1)Bruce 7
2)Michael Ninn
3)Alain Payet/Marc Dorcel
4)Richard Pacheco
5)Jon Leslie/ Joey Silvera
6)Vintage John Stagliano
7)Early Max Hardcore - onscreen he stinks- BUT- He can direct talent and block scenes very, very well.
8)Early Pyramid videos
9)Christophe Clarke
10)The Dark Bros
发布者 Smutbroker
14 年 前
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rbell42
rbell42 3 年 前
Agreed with your "What Ruined Porn" comments and "the Nub Club", especially Jerry Butler. I will need to do more 'research' on the Legs, Butts and Total Package categories.

 Check out my Profile 'About Me' for my categories. I think that we have similar tastes.
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thebuttboi
thebuttboi 8 年 前
Definitely hit the nail on the head with the Total Packages list....... Lisa Ann, Sana Fey, Sandra Scream, Celeste, JR Carrington are some of the greatest pieces of meat out there.
Have to agree with danser79 and palomino73 thought that Jeanna Fine should be at least somewhere on one of the lists......she was grade A pussy to be sure.
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palomino73 9 年 前
danser79 : I'm completely with you on Jeanna Fine; I always remember the scene with her & Anna Malle in "New Wave Hookers 4 (?)"; both dressed in a pvc nurse outfit with white patent thigh-high boots, sucking Sean Michaels and giving up their asses for him - epic ! Even though they both used condoms - that says a lot about how hot this scene is !
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grek20
grek20 12 年 前
What an awesome list dude. I would like to expand on these:

For 'cool' porn actors:
1) I dig the styles of Jon Martin, he's good in both acting and sex. He’s very underrated.
2) ‘Classic’ Randy Spears was great.
3) Peter North. He has possibly the best cumshots in the biz.
4) Paul Thomas. What a classy guy. As an actor and director. One of my most favorite movies ‘Roommates’ with the one hit wonder Stephanie Dahl.
5) Jonathan Morgan. I always admired his low-brow humor into porn.
6) Don Fernando. Always was a smooth talker with the ladies.

Disgusting porn actors:
1) That hairy, fat motherfucker RON JEREMY!
2) Steven St. Croix. He looks like he got beat up a few too many times, lol.
3) Joey Silvera (as an actor)
4) ‘Millenium’ Spears. Oompa Loompa tan-like dude.
5) One-two woman porn actors, such as: Eric Price, Woody Long, Francois Papillon.

Dislikes List:
1) Cock stabbing in women's mouth (to the point where she has to gag or throw up gulps of saliva...yuck.
2) Tattoo overkill. Where the tattoos take over 50% of their entire skin.
3) Thug-like, shaven bald, steroid infused, tattoo smeared, straight of prison look, though guys. Whatever happened to the regular Joe Blow(I don't mean a hairy fat slob either). Not a wimpy, dorky hipster either.
4) Filming in big ugly McMansions. The bling-bling mentality certainly went straight to their heads, lol.
5) Lisa Ann as the queen MILF?...Bullshit. What a disgusting, balloon boob, Botox face, orange tanned, fat lip airhead. She is the typical trashy OC/Jersey Housewife spokes model.
6) White people acting ghetto. I guess that’s the new thing, lol.
7) Did I mention that asshole RON JEREMY? :smile:
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josegunsZZZ
josegunsZZZ 12 年 前
What ruined Porn:
Tattoos, Piercings, and severly lowering the standards for looks, and body types.
gonzo movies, i like porno with a story
My favorite:
Ashlyn Gere
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storm618 12 年 前
For an updated list please consider Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet,Beatrice Valle, John Leslie, and jamie Gillis.
Whoever thinks that Ron Jeremy should be on this list must be daft. He has ruined numerous scenes with beautiful women just by his stupid patter. Even when he was young and in relatively good shape he was a turnoff. Later on..well have you seen him? disgusting.
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Iloveretro
Iloveretro 12 年 前
True filth pigs" in a good way. Of course i know what you said, ha let's take it too from other perspective. Because personally for me sex is not dirty, filthy, is beautiful. Mayby it were my any stupid homemade philosophy but better stop with fighting with old forgotten demons of victorian obscurity, this should be gone, sex is like sunshine! Of course still we have problems like AIDS and be human: harm or no harm anybody, I know... Most of these stars drom eighties are like beautiful angels for me. Also my proposition for new list is "most elegant ladies in classic porn". First can be for example Victoria Paris, i love her classy personality, her nice, positive optimistic energy and of course her face beauty and totally 80's look in this time. Second can be...
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danser79
danser79 12 年 前
How can you not have Jeanna Fine on your lists, she may not come on Best Legs or Best Butts but True Filth Pigs and Total Packages are lists she should appear on, I think,even when your love for the early porn is under consideration. Love when people have some thoughts on what they are watching, and share them.

danser79
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xjanis
xjanis 12 年 前
My the love of porn is grand
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Smutbroker 出版商 12 年 前
@Dizzy- good observation about the flip from film to video, but also remember that it co-incided with the business locating completely to the West Coast as well. Most of the real classic films were shot in New York...I believe.
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DizzyD427
DizzyD427 12 年 前
Great lists... although some of my favorites not listed are because I'm a little older. One thing I would add to 'What ruined Porn' would be the conversion from 16mm film to video tape. There is some great porn on tape, but with the advent of VT, it became so affordable that anyone with a video camera thought they were a porn producer/director. It's an old cliche, but when porn was on 16mm, there really was a plot, and acting was part of the process.
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76mikey
76mikey 12 年 前
Buffy Davis in the top 3 of brick shit house AND filthy pig....I AGREE. Smutbroker---you should post more old porn stories, I'm sure they'd be a fun read.
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palmate100 12 年 前
Best Studs & Actors
what about peter north?
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GotJuggz
GotJuggz 12 年 前
Amen brother. Very well thought out and well put together. In my opinion, best studs possibly overlooked: Ron Jeremy, and John Leslie
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biorgium
biorgium 13 年 前
I respectfully acknowledge that taste is a personal thing, but if every performer in porn was white I would've quit watching long ago. I love to see beautiful & sexy women of different colours, shapes and sizes, not all the same.

To me, hands-down hottest starlet of all time was Vanessa del Rio.

I really agree with a lot of what you say re "What Ruined Porn" for sure. I think over the long term much of the excellent Golden Age stuff will survive as more people learn about it, while the ugly/boring/grim gonzo shit will be forgotten. Really, who even would care if no new porn were ever made? There's so much great wankworthy stuff from the past, it's all anyone needs IMO.

BTW thank you for taking the trouble to articulate these things. I hope to do the same on my page's blog and I hope you'll drop by there sometime.
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Smutbroker 出版商 14 年 前
OH SNAP- I will put Phoenix Marie as a dead tie with her "older sister"- Ryan Conner. Currently- Phoenix is my fav chick in Porn, and she has become a true ANAL PIG! (...and I mean that in a good way.)
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lickasspussy 14 年 前
best butts and phoenix marie isnt the nr.1???????????????????
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bigary36
bigary36 14 年 前
Hummm....No mention of Racquel Darrian????
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Smutbroker 出版商 14 年 前
I think I loved every Dark Bros movie. They were always tongue n cheek, and they really put a lot of work into the production. Peter North didn't make the list simply because he was waaay to robotic as an on screen fuck(lacked passion.), and was/is one of the worst Actors-period. Good looking guy- ridiculous money shots, but totally "fake" as a legitimate stud.(...google Matt Ramsey: I think you'll find he was MUCH more passionate in his scenes as his "alter ego".
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spidermen 14 年 前
this is the best actress in the world of real porn making
the point of view that she has on this industry says it all.
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Smutbroker 出版商 14 年 前
I apologize for not going back far enough in that category; Kay Parker was a bit before my time. However- in that era, I think I would put Seka, Desiree Cousteau, and Lis DeLeeuw before her- for my personal tastes.
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joebobwahr
joebobwahr 14 年 前
I haven't seen all the women on your Total Package list, but it has to be an oversight to leave off the magnificent Kay Parker.
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