THE KEYSTONE COPS

I just have to regale this story if it was not so important I suppose it would be quite funny really. So here goes I had a visit today from the Boys in Blue more commonly known as the Police . It was with regards an attemted burglary at this residence almost a fortnight ago now I believe its what they call a Rapid Reaction force seen snails react quicker especially when you knock on their shells to ask where they are going sorry lost track for a moment. Their main concern was that I should not confront them my only thought is I know what I would like to do with their balls rest assured it would not be pleasant lets say they would not be doing any Tributing for a while. Another of their suggestions was to get a CCTV camera I thought well I dont want the little buggers posing for photos as well as trying to nick stuff. They said where does this door lead to I said I don't really know but close it on your way out.Life on the street whatever next.