Canadian Beaver Eh!?!

The Beaver is our nations’ symbol
A furry mammal nice and nimble
I have one that’s properly shaved
I have to keep it well behaved
Cause mine is very carnivore
It loves the meat the greedy whore
True patriots do come and feed it
For country first and because they need it
11 年 前
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rosythromantic 7 年 前
I would feed your beaver anytime trinity I hoe it likes a warm,hard sausage x
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6horse9
6horse9 8 年 前
Beauty eh
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FirmHose 8 年 前
That was cock arousing
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waywardfriend
My cock is greedy for you beaver
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MAGICME1
MAGICME1 9 年 前
I like all "BEAVERS",
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opaque 9 年 前
trinityvixxxen : From You i even appreciate Mom jokes!!! You are the bestest ever Mistress Trinity Vixxxen!!!
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 出版商 9 年 前
opaque : You know they called it a jumpoline till your Mom got on it. LMAO!
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opaque 9 年 前
It tastes like shit Miss Trinity
but i'll eat all You give to me
i'll obey Your every word
and swallow each and every turd
For if i fail to eat this meal
the pain i get will be unreal
i sure don't want to make You mad
what You would do could be real bad
besides i love You one whole bunch
i'm even grateful for this lunch
it's great to be Your trampoline
You're the greatest Woman i've ever seen
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 出版商 9 年 前
opaque : All those things you'll have in spades
You'll be the king of sissy maids
All black and blue your conscience fades
You'll wake up naked in the everglades
It's nice and warm what is this place
A squatting woman over my face
My favourite meal for my disgrace
While she taunts me " How does it taste? "
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opaque 9 年 前
And when the Doc's had set my bones
i'd stagger out with painful groans
The Goddess was behind the wheel
Another beating i would feel
A kick, a punch, a fall kerplunk
Then tied again inside Her trunk
Back to live in agony
Beneath the feet of Trinity
Daily beatings and meals of shit
God help me if i missed one bit
And when i thought it could get no worse
She'd write another pain filled verse
Her poems were Her evil dreams
She loved to hear my tortured screams
As She jumped upon my chest
The pain was at it's very best
The Vixxxen is my dream come true
i'll be hers till i'm cold and blue
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 出版商 9 年 前
opaque : And let me tell you furthermore
I own your cunt you stupid whore
That's why we're going to explore
You sucking cock for soup de jour
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 出版商 9 年 前
opaque : In your grave then you will be
Cause I'm the deadly Trinity
I'll stomp your guts untill you see
A big ol sign saying Emergency
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opaque 9 年 前
trinityvixxxen : Then i will serve You every day
And try to please You in every way
You'll stomp me till i'm bruised and sore
Then You'll stomp me even more
My heart is Yours, i'm just Your slave
i will love You till i'm in my grave!!
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 出版商 9 年 前
opaque : I'll never let you go you cunt
I'm a femenazi Helen Hunt
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opaque 9 年 前
I headed out to drive my car
I wasn't going very far
A Woman stepped in front of me
And slammed my balls with her knee
I writhed around in awful pain
While She kicked me twice again
She had me lying helplessly
Then tied me up quite painfully
She stuffed my mouth with dirty socks
Then strapped them with a gag that locks
As She dumped me in the trunk
She said i was a loser punk
She said She'd teach me to behave
That i'd be a total slave
She drove me to Her secret room
There to meet my impending doom
She beat me daily for many weeks
The air was filled with cries and shrieks
i now have served for many years
Her tortures still ignite my fears
She is my life, i love Her so
i hope She never lets me go!!!
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 10 年 前
That's artful. A short bit of verse like that it called a snatch for some reason.
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RexBarrington 10 年 前
I like your poems. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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yutubeslut
yutubeslut 10 年 前
my favorite carnivore
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CockThrobbing
CockThrobbing 11 年 前
ha ha nice!!!
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bluto
bluto 11 年 前
While I'm slamming your beaver I'll be twisting your beaver tail tits! You'll fucking love it!
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rodent1
rodent1 11 年 前
What a pity my time in Ontario was spent in Toronto.
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rodent1
rodent1 11 年 前
What a pity my time in Ontario was spent in Toronto.
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 出版商 11 年 前
No but it accepts getting stuffed like an animal :smile:
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slutsmaster1
slutsmaster1 11 年 前
brava
love your beaver poem,
but love your beaver even more
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nocturnesolo
Love this!!
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starfishdriller
starfishdriller 11 年 前
brills
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latex1
latex1 11 年 前
That's real patriotism!
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 出版商 11 年 前
sexlover19 : lol, Cheers mate!
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sexlover19 11 年 前
Thanks! Hey - I couldn't go wrong with inspiration like yours! Cheers, my friend. :smile:
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 出版商 11 年 前
sexlover19 : lol Fanfuckingtastic sexlover 19! Very nice!
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