Fun/Funny Sex Games
I don't know about any of you but I find a sense of humor to be very sexy. Even more so, I think a girl who likes to have fun in the bedroom is even sexier. What follows is a short list of all the funny/sexy things I have done in the bedroom (or surrounding areas) with women.
1. Cock Baseball: I was going to sleep with a classmate and she had admitted before we got into bed that she was very nervous about our first time together. She was nervous about being terrible and she was nervous about how I would feel about her body. These worries would ruin our night together since being that anxious wouldn't allow her to have a good time. I had the solution to loosen her up (in my pants). I grabbed my book bag and ripped out a piece of paper, crumpled it up into a ball and handed it to her. I jerked my cock to full erectness (which I referred to as "warming up in the batter’s box; she also enjoyed watching me do this) and told her to "throw me a few pitches". She laughed as I "batted" a few back to her. She was having a blast and was feeling much more comfortable with me and the situation. The sex was fantastic also.
2. Clumsy Cock: At my former girlfriend's apartment I used to walk around naked a lot. During that time I would set up empty soda or beer cans on the tables in her place and when I got an erection I would walk through the room I would "accidentally" knock them over with my dick. I would play it off as being clumsy and continue to knock things over all over the apartment as I attempted to clean them up. She would howl with laughter when I would attempt to change the channel on her TV with my penis (which is a lot tougher than you'd think). Usually I would claim I injured my penis knocking stuff over and get a nice big kiss on it to make it better.
3. Penis Peeping: Sometimes, when I am feeling frisky, I will walk around the house when my girlfriend is there with my pants unzipped and my penis poking out through the zipper. I will carry on the day’s activities around her without drawing attention to it and see how long it takes her to notice. The longest time was around 25 minutes. She was pleasantly surprised and her reward was sex on the spot.
1. Cock Baseball: I was going to sleep with a classmate and she had admitted before we got into bed that she was very nervous about our first time together. She was nervous about being terrible and she was nervous about how I would feel about her body. These worries would ruin our night together since being that anxious wouldn't allow her to have a good time. I had the solution to loosen her up (in my pants). I grabbed my book bag and ripped out a piece of paper, crumpled it up into a ball and handed it to her. I jerked my cock to full erectness (which I referred to as "warming up in the batter’s box; she also enjoyed watching me do this) and told her to "throw me a few pitches". She laughed as I "batted" a few back to her. She was having a blast and was feeling much more comfortable with me and the situation. The sex was fantastic also.
2. Clumsy Cock: At my former girlfriend's apartment I used to walk around naked a lot. During that time I would set up empty soda or beer cans on the tables in her place and when I got an erection I would walk through the room I would "accidentally" knock them over with my dick. I would play it off as being clumsy and continue to knock things over all over the apartment as I attempted to clean them up. She would howl with laughter when I would attempt to change the channel on her TV with my penis (which is a lot tougher than you'd think). Usually I would claim I injured my penis knocking stuff over and get a nice big kiss on it to make it better.
3. Penis Peeping: Sometimes, when I am feeling frisky, I will walk around the house when my girlfriend is there with my pants unzipped and my penis poking out through the zipper. I will carry on the day’s activities around her without drawing attention to it and see how long it takes her to notice. The longest time was around 25 minutes. She was pleasantly surprised and her reward was sex on the spot.
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