Random Shawna Stuff
I would have titled it, "Random Shawna Shit", but I don't think the site likes that word... If I were looking at my profile - status updates, my description, my pictures and videos, what questions would I have? Hmmm...
Well, first would be the burning question "are you real"? The answer is yes. Like I said in my profile description, I am exactly what you see and read. As to the "see" part, there are more than a few on here who can tell you that I look exactly as I do in my pictures and videos. And I do what I say I do, and what is depicted in my pictures and videos. So, yes - I am the real deal. 100% sex-obsessed cross-dresser. As sexy as I feel, passable as my confidence in public will tell you, and everything else you imagine.
Cherries... for some reason, I have been a significant number of guys' first time with a CD, if not first cock experience. I don't quite know why this is... I don't mind it - always flattering that someone likes my look enough to want to take the plunge. Many of them come back for more... some of them... never hear from again. I can tell you this - every one those cherries came.
As to what I write, subject to interpretation. I respond to messages and I try to respond to posts on my profile and the compliments on my content. I am so grateful for all the kind words and naughty thoughts. I wish I could meet all of you and do the things for you, or with you, that you enjoy seeing on my profile. I for sure will keep doing them and posting the results of all to see.
I don't generally post anything other than song lyrics in my status updates. They ALL have some meaning to me relevant to the moment I posted them. As stated in my profile, if it annoys you, pay it no attention. If you want to try to figure it out, go for it. If you want to know why I posted whatever, feel free to ask, but be prepared for a no-bullshit answer.
How come I never answer video call requests and generally don't C2C? Mostly because I work five days a week and I am too goddamn tired at the end of the day to do what I feel I need to do to look beautiful. I am bisexual, but with rare exception I only do guys when I am dressed and look my best. That's what they expect, and that is the standard I hold myself to. A few of my girlfriends know me "unplugged", and I have no issue posting nudes as long as I am made up. But I will not C2C unless I am dressed and done up sexy. Again, if that offends or annoys anybody, just don't pay attention to it.
As to invites... wish I really could just approve them all. But I provide a full profile for everyone to enjoy, and empty profiles just don't do it for me (unless they live close by and there is interest in meeting, which can be arranged if certain steps are taken to validate that YOU are real). And - I am NOT a pro. I am sure there are some on here, but this is my life, I live it for me, and money is meaningless to me. I don't have a "wish list" and I fucking will not ever solicit gifts. I'm here for your pleasure, however you choose to express it.
I have very thick skin; conversely, while I may very much admire the look of other girls on this site, I have not a jealous bone in my sexy body. Jealousy is a wasted emotion. I pity those who wallow in it. I'll admit I can be a bit of a diva, but nowhere NEAR some of the bitches on Xhamster. So you're a pornstar? Big deal. I regularly laugh my ass off at some of the rejections - particularly the ones by that British granny who variously requires you have "100 favorite videos", or been a member for a year, and some other crazy shit that pretty much just gives me my humor for the day. Not meant as criticism to her - sure her site is full of great content - but ridiculousness, or perhaps jackassery is the better term.
Favorite things to do? Love giving head. Love taking anal. Love playing in groups, whether other girls, guys and girls, guys, hell even GGs are welcome. Love being in pics, videos, and prefer that my face is shown (after all - I am hot). If you want to pleasure me, go for it! Rarely happens, but I love it when someone tries! And if you want me to top, bend over! Seriously - sex is fun! However I will warn you now: if you do i*****l things (of all words, they block that one?!?... well, it starts with I, ends with an L and has a L, an E, a G, and an A in between - figure it out) - stay way the fuck away from me. Because I will ensure you go straight to where you belong, and you may interpret that any fucking way you want to.
Outspoken? Yes... Arrogant? Yes... Sexy as hell? So they say... Sensitive and kind? Yes... Aggressive? When required. Submissive? If you know what you're doing, and believe me I know the difference between those who do and don't, you'll literally own me. That said - good luck to those who may aspire to that end. I've got another confession to make - I'm no fool.
Hard to believe I've only been on here a little over two months! I love it! Look forward to the end of every workday because I love to interact with all of you and really enjoy the content. And nothing matters but the weekend - from a Tuesday point of view. I cannot believe it took me this long to get on here... If you read this far - wow! I am surprised you didn't get less than half way and just tell me to "fuck off" in the comments. And, so you know, I don't fuck off - I just fuck, and I am really fucking good. Hope you get the chance to find out.
Kisses (the wet and sloppy 'cause I just gave head and swallowed a mouthful of cum kind) - Shawna
Well, first would be the burning question "are you real"? The answer is yes. Like I said in my profile description, I am exactly what you see and read. As to the "see" part, there are more than a few on here who can tell you that I look exactly as I do in my pictures and videos. And I do what I say I do, and what is depicted in my pictures and videos. So, yes - I am the real deal. 100% sex-obsessed cross-dresser. As sexy as I feel, passable as my confidence in public will tell you, and everything else you imagine.
Cherries... for some reason, I have been a significant number of guys' first time with a CD, if not first cock experience. I don't quite know why this is... I don't mind it - always flattering that someone likes my look enough to want to take the plunge. Many of them come back for more... some of them... never hear from again. I can tell you this - every one those cherries came.
As to what I write, subject to interpretation. I respond to messages and I try to respond to posts on my profile and the compliments on my content. I am so grateful for all the kind words and naughty thoughts. I wish I could meet all of you and do the things for you, or with you, that you enjoy seeing on my profile. I for sure will keep doing them and posting the results of all to see.
I don't generally post anything other than song lyrics in my status updates. They ALL have some meaning to me relevant to the moment I posted them. As stated in my profile, if it annoys you, pay it no attention. If you want to try to figure it out, go for it. If you want to know why I posted whatever, feel free to ask, but be prepared for a no-bullshit answer.
How come I never answer video call requests and generally don't C2C? Mostly because I work five days a week and I am too goddamn tired at the end of the day to do what I feel I need to do to look beautiful. I am bisexual, but with rare exception I only do guys when I am dressed and look my best. That's what they expect, and that is the standard I hold myself to. A few of my girlfriends know me "unplugged", and I have no issue posting nudes as long as I am made up. But I will not C2C unless I am dressed and done up sexy. Again, if that offends or annoys anybody, just don't pay attention to it.
As to invites... wish I really could just approve them all. But I provide a full profile for everyone to enjoy, and empty profiles just don't do it for me (unless they live close by and there is interest in meeting, which can be arranged if certain steps are taken to validate that YOU are real). And - I am NOT a pro. I am sure there are some on here, but this is my life, I live it for me, and money is meaningless to me. I don't have a "wish list" and I fucking will not ever solicit gifts. I'm here for your pleasure, however you choose to express it.
I have very thick skin; conversely, while I may very much admire the look of other girls on this site, I have not a jealous bone in my sexy body. Jealousy is a wasted emotion. I pity those who wallow in it. I'll admit I can be a bit of a diva, but nowhere NEAR some of the bitches on Xhamster. So you're a pornstar? Big deal. I regularly laugh my ass off at some of the rejections - particularly the ones by that British granny who variously requires you have "100 favorite videos", or been a member for a year, and some other crazy shit that pretty much just gives me my humor for the day. Not meant as criticism to her - sure her site is full of great content - but ridiculousness, or perhaps jackassery is the better term.
Favorite things to do? Love giving head. Love taking anal. Love playing in groups, whether other girls, guys and girls, guys, hell even GGs are welcome. Love being in pics, videos, and prefer that my face is shown (after all - I am hot). If you want to pleasure me, go for it! Rarely happens, but I love it when someone tries! And if you want me to top, bend over! Seriously - sex is fun! However I will warn you now: if you do i*****l things (of all words, they block that one?!?... well, it starts with I, ends with an L and has a L, an E, a G, and an A in between - figure it out) - stay way the fuck away from me. Because I will ensure you go straight to where you belong, and you may interpret that any fucking way you want to.
Outspoken? Yes... Arrogant? Yes... Sexy as hell? So they say... Sensitive and kind? Yes... Aggressive? When required. Submissive? If you know what you're doing, and believe me I know the difference between those who do and don't, you'll literally own me. That said - good luck to those who may aspire to that end. I've got another confession to make - I'm no fool.
Hard to believe I've only been on here a little over two months! I love it! Look forward to the end of every workday because I love to interact with all of you and really enjoy the content. And nothing matters but the weekend - from a Tuesday point of view. I cannot believe it took me this long to get on here... If you read this far - wow! I am surprised you didn't get less than half way and just tell me to "fuck off" in the comments. And, so you know, I don't fuck off - I just fuck, and I am really fucking good. Hope you get the chance to find out.
Kisses (the wet and sloppy 'cause I just gave head and swallowed a mouthful of cum kind) - Shawna
11 年 前
Jay