Funny, in a Shawna-sort-of-way
I am feeling quite literary this evening... So before I joined this community (and the "so" is for whomever it was that was bitching about people who start things with that word... laugh!), though I am not proud to admit, I was an occasional CL girl. Yeah - I know. Dumb. Dangerous. Full of fake profiles and hookers. The best part was when I would respond and guys would realize that I (a) am real, (b) not a hooker, and (c) actually showed up when I said I would. But the funniest shit that would happen would be when someone would either respond to tell me I was ugly, or when one guy in particular called me a "walking disease". For the record - I am 110 percent disease free - never had them and never will. The only addiction I have is to looking smoking hot, being bombshell sexy and... well, having sex
Anyway, as to the little fucker that called me ugly, I thanked him for his opinion as I truly value feedback, and then I suggested he go back to fucking his mommy and taking it from his daddy afterward. Mean, I know... but never heard from him again. The second one was far more fun. This self-righteous asshole suggested that I was a lower lifeform bound for eternal damnation. I wrote him the same thing I wrote the other guy. He then WROTE BACK IN ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS AND ANGER that I was a walking disease and he was happily married to a REAL woman. I told him I was more woman than he could ever handle, and then suggested he was frustrated because his fat and psychopathic wife was beating him within an inch of his life and he ought to come see me - I could make him feel soooo good, baby. He then wrote back that HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND I NEEDED TO GO AWAY AND STOP WRITING HIM!!!! So I wrote him back and asked him how his beautiful, god-fearing wife would feel if she knew he was not only trolling the CL Casual Hookups, but the T4M section... and that perhaps I had sofware that could ID his IP and I would come find him and tell her of his emotional, if not actual, infidelity. Of couse I don't have such software (hell - some of you probably do...). I concluded with him that if he was walking along and heard the distinctive click of very high heels behind him, he should probably run.
I'm so glad I am away from CL, but it was worth it if only to fuck with hypocritical little turds like that. I hate people who play mindgames; but if that's the way it's gonna go down I can play them with the best of them and I will enjoy the last laugh. More sloppy kisses - Shawna
Anyway, as to the little fucker that called me ugly, I thanked him for his opinion as I truly value feedback, and then I suggested he go back to fucking his mommy and taking it from his daddy afterward. Mean, I know... but never heard from him again. The second one was far more fun. This self-righteous asshole suggested that I was a lower lifeform bound for eternal damnation. I wrote him the same thing I wrote the other guy. He then WROTE BACK IN ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS AND ANGER that I was a walking disease and he was happily married to a REAL woman. I told him I was more woman than he could ever handle, and then suggested he was frustrated because his fat and psychopathic wife was beating him within an inch of his life and he ought to come see me - I could make him feel soooo good, baby. He then wrote back that HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND I NEEDED TO GO AWAY AND STOP WRITING HIM!!!! So I wrote him back and asked him how his beautiful, god-fearing wife would feel if she knew he was not only trolling the CL Casual Hookups, but the T4M section... and that perhaps I had sofware that could ID his IP and I would come find him and tell her of his emotional, if not actual, infidelity. Of couse I don't have such software (hell - some of you probably do...). I concluded with him that if he was walking along and heard the distinctive click of very high heels behind him, he should probably run.
I'm so glad I am away from CL, but it was worth it if only to fuck with hypocritical little turds like that. I hate people who play mindgames; but if that's the way it's gonna go down I can play them with the best of them and I will enjoy the last laugh. More sloppy kisses - Shawna
11 年 前
Jay