Fun and Random Facts About Yours Truly

Since I don't really want to make my "about me" that lengthy or personal...here is some info for those of you wanting to know more...Anything else you want to know just ask!

-I got a perfect 800 on my SAT verbal.
-I am a trained bartender, but that's not my career.
-I lost my virginity at 14.
-I enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation.
-I graduated with a 4.0 from graduate school.
-I am deathly afraid of whales and snails.
-I was a Girl Scout from 1st grade until high school graduation.
-I prefer circumcised cocks.
-I've experimented with a lot of d**gs, but never done any regularly besides marijuana.
-I can unwrap a Starburst candy with my tongue.
-Harry Potter makes me weep.
-I was a sprinter on the track team in middle school.
-I stare at other women's tits and asses in public because I can.
-I am Jewish and had a bat mitzvah as a k**, but I am not religious and don't believe in god per se.
-I wrote a story in college that my dad adapted into a screenplay and is not being produced as an indie film.
-I've never seen a James Bond film.
-I have two younger sisters that I pray are not as freaky as me, because they are my baby sisters.
-I have never been arrested, but have been in the back of a police car...
11 年 前
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edintx99
edintx99 10 年 前
I thought I'd introduce myself in a similar vein...


-I can count to 800 verbally.
-I stay away from bars so I can keep my career.
-I didn’t even know what “virginity” meant at age 14.
-WE BOTH enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation. Screw the rest of the world :^).
-We BOTH graduated with a 4.0 from grade school.
-I vow to protect you from death by whales and snails.
-I buy Girl Scout cookies every year.
-I have a circumcised cock.
-I've experimented… uh… what did you say?
-I will eat a Starburst candy off your tongue, anytime, any day, anywhere.
-Sorry to hear about your loss with Harry Potter.
-I would watch you sprinting in the middle of anywhere.
-We both stare at women's tits and asses in public because we can.
-I’m crushed you don’t remember me from your bat mitzvah.
-I am writing a novel. Can I call your dad when I’m ready to make it into an Indie film.
-We may not be able to continue our relationship until you’ve seen at least one James Bond film.
-If I had two younger s1sters, I’d be freaked out every time they left the house.
-You’ve “been” in the back of a police car… my imagination runs wild...story, Story, STORY!!!
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VirginSturgeon
VirginSturgeon 10 年 前
Such a bright, perfect young woman CAN'T be so "freaky" and hung up on sex! What's to fear from whales? Reefer madness??
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OC420guy
OC420guy 11 年 前
krystal_geysers : Think we'd get sued for girlscoutabuse.com or brokenthinmints.org? :wink:
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krystal_geysers
krystal_geysers 出版商 11 年 前
OC420guy : Maybe I can make a JOI video wearing the girl scout vest w/ some white knee socks..."mmm that looks good, if you cum real hard for me ill give you some of my extra special cookies..."
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andres_guardado
andres_guardado 11 年 前
you have a beautiful pussy btw! :wink:
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andres_guardado
andres_guardado 11 年 前
great fun facts! glad i got a chance to see you live even if it was just a few seconds :smile: you are real! lol
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OC420guy
OC420guy 11 年 前
Yeah... I'm hung up on the girl scout thing too... We should discuss this at length.
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shutdowncorner
shutdowncorner 11 年 前
I believe it all except for #4 pffft no one watches The Next Generation :grinning: & I've never seen a Bond film either
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krystal_geysers
krystal_geysers 出版商 11 年 前
I still have the vest...just fits a little differently now :wink:
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