Some Important Additions to Things I Like

I like dancing:
-I like going out dancing with my girlfriends.
-I like dancing around drunk in bars.
-I like dancing around in my underwear when I'm alone in my room*.
-I like dancing around in my underwear when my boyfriend is in the room.
-I like dancing at bat mitzvahs with all the middle school k**s, like an idiot.
-I like dancing when I'm on molly and feeling hellllla sexy.
-I like dancing in my car when I'm driving to work.

*(My boyfriend doesn't really like dancing, and we never go out, so there is a lot of this in my life right now).

Which leads me to...

I like singing:
-I like singing in the car to everything, regardless of whether or not I'm alone in said car*.
-I like singing in the shower.
-I like singing to myself at work when a song I like is on the muzak.
-I like singing along to my friends' bands at their shows, whether those shows are in a bar in San Francisco or in my living room at a Halloween party.

*(In order to love me, you have to love this about me, because my car is my castle and I refuse to not sing in it).

And because let's not forget this is a porn site:

I like masturbating:
-I like masturbating in the bath, using the hand-held massaging shower head*.
-I like masturbating with my electric toothbrush I keep at my mom's house if I just need to get off quickly before work.
-I like masturbating in front of people.
-I like masturbating on cam.
-I like masturbating in traffic on occasion, if the mood strikes.
-I like getting hella stoned and masturbating.
-I like to masturbate right before work as often as possible, to relieve tension and get the day started right!
-I sometimes forgo putting on makeup if I only have time to either put on makeup OR masturbate (good thing I don't wear much makeup anyways).
-I like to watch porn while I masturbate, but my imagination also works.

*(I like this so much that my boyfriend and I now refer to my masturbation as "taking a bath").