I don't get people

People are so strange. Hundreds on here complain that I am mean to hubby. I think the opposite is true. Let me give you the reasons:
Even though all his $ goes into my accounts that he has no access to I make sure the house is paid for along with my BMW and his Yugo. I make sure he has plenty of dog food to eat while I have the burden of eating at 5 star restaurants and making all those choices ! I make sure he has plenty of frilly pink and white underwear and high heels so he is always pretty. I may be too nice. I even let him pay for my dates and sexual experiences with other men so he doesn't feel left out.
I keep his penis locked up good and tight so he doesn't hurt it. The poor little thing would be so traumatized by his mean old masterbating hand. And once or twice a year I even unlock him so he pretend he ha has a sex life and masterbate. I let him help me get ready for my dates, he is so good with make up and messages. I let him cook us dinner and even watch. I am so benevolent that I let him undress me and the bull so we don't wreck the sexy outfit he worked so hard to put me in. I let him orally get my dates hard while I get us more drinks, letting him show my Lover what a great cocksucker he is. In and out, up and down. Hell! Icould suck and make him get the drinks but I'm too nice. Even after half an hour of my bf pounding me I let him suck on his cock so he can taste my delicious pussy. And he used to be ungrateful. What a lucky bastard ! Thank god he figured out how good he has it. I even let him either swallow the cum direct, get a facial, eat cum out of the condom, or if he's lucky eat the cum out of my kitty. He actually gets to touch it. Wow I am a sweetie. And if he is really good I let him look at my boobs while he gets me ready and while my bfs ram me continuously. He used to bitch that I never let him see them or play with them while other guys totally abuse them but maybe in a few years I may let him touch them. Hell he touches them when he gets me ready for other guys to fuck me. One time he actually squeezed and giggled so like a good wife I kicked him in the nuts and added 6 months on to his chastity with a smaller, tighter, more painfully metal cockcage. You know the old saying, spare the rod.. I didn't want to but he kind of made me and I didn't want to disappoint.
He used to whine so much when I lent him out as a party favor dressed as a woman to fraternities but after sucking and getting anal from dozens of college age cocks he now realizes I'm right. And he makes the excuse that he does it because if they find out he is a guy they would beat the hell out of him. Pish posh, what a crybaby.
Like I said, my only crime is that I am too nice.