TGIF? Not.
No, it's not TGIF. I'm definitely ain't in that TGIF mood. First, my donut for breakfast is missing and when I wanna cheer myself up with some milk and cookies....there is no milk! I was so pissed by the time I reached the office. My colleague told me that I just needed to get a stick in me to relax and release some of the stress. I threw a stapler at him. It's entirely two different things when it comes to food and sex. Never ever mess with a girl's food. I was so looking forward to those donuts!
I came home, flop onto the bed and thought why not film a video? Men loves it when girls wear those white button up shirt and black skirt, the standard office look. So I film myself stripping on cam but.....when I upload it to the computer, the freaking files won't play. I'm beyond pissed right now. I don't wanna do anything else now besides playing with myself. Too late for a booty call plus I'm lazy to get out of the house and even dress up. I'm already in my undies and shirt, lazing in bed. I can't even be bothered to put on some pants for a quickie.
Times like this I wish I've a boyfriend or maybe even a husband. Coming home to someone and we could bang anytime and anywhere we want. The couch on the living room, or in the kitchen when I'm cooking, how bout steaming it up in the bathroom while we shower or just spicing it up in the bedroom? Either way is good with me.....but alas so hard to find someone that fits you be it personality, mentality or maturity.
I've always wanted a handsome guy, you know, the prince charming that every girl dreams off? Now I'm totally over that cause there is no Prince charming and it's a fairy tale trying to get one. This time I want a teddy bear! Chanced upon a video on YouTube about teddy sex and I'm like...I want to snuggle a guy who's like a teddy too! It's cold at night and wouldn't it be nice to have someone to hug and keeps you warm in bed? I don't care bout the face (appearances doesn't mean a thing), age....Hmm....I'll probably draw the line at 50? Heheh!
Wouldn't it be nice to play video games, have some pizza and then get some actions on the floor or on the couch? Why not just do it while playing games too? You better know how to multitask cause if you're not enjoying looking at me moan and cum while humping you and only focusing on the high score on the screen, I'll punch your face and crush your manhood. Multitasking, enjoy the whole thing while I moan and cum, you cumming just as you've gotten the high score on the game. Damn, it's like a home run!
I came home, flop onto the bed and thought why not film a video? Men loves it when girls wear those white button up shirt and black skirt, the standard office look. So I film myself stripping on cam but.....when I upload it to the computer, the freaking files won't play. I'm beyond pissed right now. I don't wanna do anything else now besides playing with myself. Too late for a booty call plus I'm lazy to get out of the house and even dress up. I'm already in my undies and shirt, lazing in bed. I can't even be bothered to put on some pants for a quickie.
Times like this I wish I've a boyfriend or maybe even a husband. Coming home to someone and we could bang anytime and anywhere we want. The couch on the living room, or in the kitchen when I'm cooking, how bout steaming it up in the bathroom while we shower or just spicing it up in the bedroom? Either way is good with me.....but alas so hard to find someone that fits you be it personality, mentality or maturity.
I've always wanted a handsome guy, you know, the prince charming that every girl dreams off? Now I'm totally over that cause there is no Prince charming and it's a fairy tale trying to get one. This time I want a teddy bear! Chanced upon a video on YouTube about teddy sex and I'm like...I want to snuggle a guy who's like a teddy too! It's cold at night and wouldn't it be nice to have someone to hug and keeps you warm in bed? I don't care bout the face (appearances doesn't mean a thing), age....Hmm....I'll probably draw the line at 50? Heheh!
Wouldn't it be nice to play video games, have some pizza and then get some actions on the floor or on the couch? Why not just do it while playing games too? You better know how to multitask cause if you're not enjoying looking at me moan and cum while humping you and only focusing on the high score on the screen, I'll punch your face and crush your manhood. Multitasking, enjoy the whole thing while I moan and cum, you cumming just as you've gotten the high score on the game. Damn, it's like a home run!
10 年 前