I love you except...
Hubby, we have been married years now, and you are a wonderful man. I am totally in love with you. With your large income you are the ultimate provider, the cars and jewelry and expensive evenings out that I buy with your money are fabulous. Intellectually you are the gold standard, an absolute genius, always the smartest man in the room. We all know you have the biggest heart in the world. Kind compassionate, your charity and volunteer work speaks for itself. We have the same tastes and interests in music, theater, art, outdoors, sports and fashion. I love everything about you, completely and eternally except your terrible useless excuse for a penis.
Now, it truly isn't totally your fault you were completely shortchanged in the manhood department. I adore you but the worst penis on the planet is a little more than a girl can take, let's see:
1.). It's small. At 4" hard (if it would ever get hard ) is quite honestly is a disgrace to the males of the world. Wowzers, if it was any smaller I would need a microscope.
2.) it's ugly. Looks ore like a frog than a penis, I mean by God, it looks like it has been hit with an ugly stick. Geez maybe next time fix the zit. I look at the guys on here and I wonder how I EVER put up with it.
3.). It rarely if ever works. I remember in the beginning we tried everything. Viagra, Cialis. I dressed sexy like a whore, sucked it, stroked it, did anything I could to get it to work. I was just about ready to give up on a meaningful sex life.
Thank god for cuckolding.
Well, the years of me cheating on you have really saved our marriage. You are the ultimate husband, as long as sex isn't involved. Just not your thing. Not trying to hurt you but we both know on this planet of men satisfying women, you are the worst. Don't take it personally, like I said I love you, I'm just never going to have sex with you again.
Now, locking the worthless little guy in a titanium cage where I don't see or feel him has been a godsend. And you some how have found a way to make my sex life more satisfying. Although you are the world worst stud, you may be its best fluffer. Your oral skill in helping satisfy my lovers huge cocks is excellent. You suck their cocks so well, back and forth, in and out, up and down. If you were a woman you would be a $5 thousand/day hooker. Just a fabulous cocksucker. The way you suck their balls while they blast my formerly under used pussy thanks to you is tremendous. And you look so pretty in the dresses I make you wear, those cute, perky boobs you have developed due to the hormone pills I make you take are so sexy. When guys have worn out my cunt, you have been a good little soldier when I offer them your ass. And you really are cute when you squirm while you are tied down with nowhere else to go and they keep plowing your ass. I love how you cry. So awesome, showing your sensitive side and all. And you are so receptive to verbal abuse. Not many husbands are man enough to accept being called a faggot, queerbate, wimp, and sissy. It is such a turn on.You are a fantastic husband. Mwah
We both know now I have the ultimate life. You meet all my needs outside of sex. And jamming your mouth on a huge cock and bouncing your head up and down is the most erotic thing I know. God I love you. Sarah
Now, it truly isn't totally your fault you were completely shortchanged in the manhood department. I adore you but the worst penis on the planet is a little more than a girl can take, let's see:
1.). It's small. At 4" hard (if it would ever get hard ) is quite honestly is a disgrace to the males of the world. Wowzers, if it was any smaller I would need a microscope.
2.) it's ugly. Looks ore like a frog than a penis, I mean by God, it looks like it has been hit with an ugly stick. Geez maybe next time fix the zit. I look at the guys on here and I wonder how I EVER put up with it.
3.). It rarely if ever works. I remember in the beginning we tried everything. Viagra, Cialis. I dressed sexy like a whore, sucked it, stroked it, did anything I could to get it to work. I was just about ready to give up on a meaningful sex life.
Thank god for cuckolding.
Well, the years of me cheating on you have really saved our marriage. You are the ultimate husband, as long as sex isn't involved. Just not your thing. Not trying to hurt you but we both know on this planet of men satisfying women, you are the worst. Don't take it personally, like I said I love you, I'm just never going to have sex with you again.
Now, locking the worthless little guy in a titanium cage where I don't see or feel him has been a godsend. And you some how have found a way to make my sex life more satisfying. Although you are the world worst stud, you may be its best fluffer. Your oral skill in helping satisfy my lovers huge cocks is excellent. You suck their cocks so well, back and forth, in and out, up and down. If you were a woman you would be a $5 thousand/day hooker. Just a fabulous cocksucker. The way you suck their balls while they blast my formerly under used pussy thanks to you is tremendous. And you look so pretty in the dresses I make you wear, those cute, perky boobs you have developed due to the hormone pills I make you take are so sexy. When guys have worn out my cunt, you have been a good little soldier when I offer them your ass. And you really are cute when you squirm while you are tied down with nowhere else to go and they keep plowing your ass. I love how you cry. So awesome, showing your sensitive side and all. And you are so receptive to verbal abuse. Not many husbands are man enough to accept being called a faggot, queerbate, wimp, and sissy. It is such a turn on.You are a fantastic husband. Mwah
We both know now I have the ultimate life. You meet all my needs outside of sex. And jamming your mouth on a huge cock and bouncing your head up and down is the most erotic thing I know. God I love you. Sarah
9 年 前
