10Things I HATE about Big Butt / BBW themed Porn
10Things I HATE about Big Butt / BBW themed Porn
10. Gonzo – Camera guy perspective was all the rage back in the day but the technique is starting to get seriously nauseating. Producers of this material would do well to follow the Japanese Adult Industry lead. I’ve seen two hour videos focusing on one single girl that were more engrossing than the pap that the current US Porn Industry produces on a monthly basis. I’d love to see a decent video focusing on Vanessa Blake or Felicia Clover that followed an eastern esthetic. CJ Wright is probably one of the few to use the formula properly. Rodney Moore and a few others are still able to follow and innovate the formula they originated.
9. Looking at the camera-I can’t stand this amateurish shit. The model should be in the bubble created by the scene and what you get is this “WIDE EYED” fish stare usually while the woman is felating the guy that just makes you scream at the monitor / television. I wish whoever is shooting this assembly line crap would at least take the time to explain to the model that making a stupid expression while deep throating a guy is not going to help anybody get off.
8. Reverse Cowgirl-This is the position where the woman gets a pass if the movie is geared towards lovers of big bellies or some other fetish involving larger women. (I haven’t seen any porn dedicated to wash board abs on a female.). I don’t mind the reverse view highlighting the model’s HUGE ASS for instance but to just have nearly twenty minutes of the woman bouncing on a cock facing the camera (With the aforementioned STUPID EXPRESSION) is unacceptable.
7. Camera set-ups that take away from the women. / Bad case of Man Ass-I can’t count the number of times I’ve watched some porn because I wanted to “SEE” the huge ass of a model only to be inundated with a shot dominated by the bobbing dimpled butt (Bung hole and all) of the male model ( Atlanta Bad Boy dot com is the greatest offender in this category.). Shots like these are why you get so many “You must be gay if you watch porn” comments from noobs trolling patrons who genuinely enjoy porn.
6. Director narration / talking to model during sex scene-I understand PRO-AM, but it’s becoming increasingly common to hear the camera man or others plainly talking and giving direction during a scene. That shit is fucking annoying sometimes and could be fixed with a little bit of editing.
5. Money shot on model’s hip- This the second most annoying thing in BIG BUTT / BBW themed porn. Usually this happens when the on screen couple is spooning (Laying on their sides facing the same direction during sex.) to completion and the clearly gassed male yanks his member out and ejaculates on the woman’s outer thigh. This shit looks fucking lazy and is inherently annoying to the BIG BUTT / BBW viewer.
4. Fucked up hip hop / jive music-Well it’s no surprise that porn has always had rather bad music but with the advent of more mainstream urban porn in the late nineties, porn viewers have been battered with increasingly horrible rap-style songs usually performed by the male models appearing in these movies. Nell, it’s their movie and they can do as they like…. But these shitty songs DEFINITELY aren’t the reason people are watching this stuff (See any Brian Pumper directed flick for reference and extreme cruelty akin to self-flagellation.).
3. Excessive jacking off by male model for money shot-I was watching a couple of flicks and a number of them stuck in my mind from Busty Baby Dolls as I watched the gentleman simply railing the snot out of a now-retired model known simply as “The Butt” only to spend damn near five minutes jerking off while she waited laconically for the money shot so she could collect her check. I watched a few more flicks on this site and others and it was the same. Suffice it to say that if I’m watching these flicks, I’d like to see the stud’s money shot appear quickly at the end of the scene. It’s called editing folks.
2. Male posturing that makes no sense or makes model look stupid as fuck.-You’ve got a huge cock and you make a living banging the crap out of women who would be unobtainable to the Average Joe. I get it –REALLY guys. Placing a faux hip hop video at the start of each movie showcasing groups of dudes standing around looking like assholes while the actual model people want to see-is REALLY NOT the way to go!! I’m still waiting for that new record from Brian Pumper to drop (LMFAO!!). Wesley Pipes, brother likes to talk…a WHOLE LOT!! I’m sure that your partner loves hearing you call her all kinds of bitches while you’re balls deep in her corn hole [I’ve actually seen movies where the female models break character and go at it with Mr. Pipes for some of the idiotic and abusive shit that he spouts during his scenes.]. I once watched in horror as B. Pumper talked incessantly during a sex scene with a smoking hot model about how musty her ass smelled and how much he loved the smell … [Thanks b*o.]. Basically looking like a bunch of posers and acting like complete cretins!! Cut it out fuck-wads!!
1. Money shot on face-Back in the Golden era of porn the money shot consisted mostly of someone going on their partner’s belly, pelvis ass and occasionally their face. I remember the first themed video regarding facial cum shots. It was an interracial video from the early eighties featuring porn legend Angel Kelly. Flash forward a couple of decades and facials have sadly become the norm. It is especially GRATING to watch a video with a hot BIG BUTT / BBW model and have it end with the couple scrambling to their positions so that the guys can spend five minutes jerking off on the women’s faces. That shit makes no sense at times and I find it IRRITATING as FUCK!! I don’t rent, stream or buy videos featuring hot thick BBW or BIG BUTT women to watch some tool jerk off on their fucking faces!! Get a clue already –IT FUCKING SUCKS BALLS to end damn near every scene in that manner!!
That concludes my list of 10 Things I HATE about Big Butt / BBW themed Porn. Please rate, comment and feel free to add your list of 10 HATES in the comments section.
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10. Gonzo – Camera guy perspective was all the rage back in the day but the technique is starting to get seriously nauseating. Producers of this material would do well to follow the Japanese Adult Industry lead. I’ve seen two hour videos focusing on one single girl that were more engrossing than the pap that the current US Porn Industry produces on a monthly basis. I’d love to see a decent video focusing on Vanessa Blake or Felicia Clover that followed an eastern esthetic. CJ Wright is probably one of the few to use the formula properly. Rodney Moore and a few others are still able to follow and innovate the formula they originated.
9. Looking at the camera-I can’t stand this amateurish shit. The model should be in the bubble created by the scene and what you get is this “WIDE EYED” fish stare usually while the woman is felating the guy that just makes you scream at the monitor / television. I wish whoever is shooting this assembly line crap would at least take the time to explain to the model that making a stupid expression while deep throating a guy is not going to help anybody get off.
8. Reverse Cowgirl-This is the position where the woman gets a pass if the movie is geared towards lovers of big bellies or some other fetish involving larger women. (I haven’t seen any porn dedicated to wash board abs on a female.). I don’t mind the reverse view highlighting the model’s HUGE ASS for instance but to just have nearly twenty minutes of the woman bouncing on a cock facing the camera (With the aforementioned STUPID EXPRESSION) is unacceptable.
7. Camera set-ups that take away from the women. / Bad case of Man Ass-I can’t count the number of times I’ve watched some porn because I wanted to “SEE” the huge ass of a model only to be inundated with a shot dominated by the bobbing dimpled butt (Bung hole and all) of the male model ( Atlanta Bad Boy dot com is the greatest offender in this category.). Shots like these are why you get so many “You must be gay if you watch porn” comments from noobs trolling patrons who genuinely enjoy porn.
6. Director narration / talking to model during sex scene-I understand PRO-AM, but it’s becoming increasingly common to hear the camera man or others plainly talking and giving direction during a scene. That shit is fucking annoying sometimes and could be fixed with a little bit of editing.
5. Money shot on model’s hip- This the second most annoying thing in BIG BUTT / BBW themed porn. Usually this happens when the on screen couple is spooning (Laying on their sides facing the same direction during sex.) to completion and the clearly gassed male yanks his member out and ejaculates on the woman’s outer thigh. This shit looks fucking lazy and is inherently annoying to the BIG BUTT / BBW viewer.
4. Fucked up hip hop / jive music-Well it’s no surprise that porn has always had rather bad music but with the advent of more mainstream urban porn in the late nineties, porn viewers have been battered with increasingly horrible rap-style songs usually performed by the male models appearing in these movies. Nell, it’s their movie and they can do as they like…. But these shitty songs DEFINITELY aren’t the reason people are watching this stuff (See any Brian Pumper directed flick for reference and extreme cruelty akin to self-flagellation.).
3. Excessive jacking off by male model for money shot-I was watching a couple of flicks and a number of them stuck in my mind from Busty Baby Dolls as I watched the gentleman simply railing the snot out of a now-retired model known simply as “The Butt” only to spend damn near five minutes jerking off while she waited laconically for the money shot so she could collect her check. I watched a few more flicks on this site and others and it was the same. Suffice it to say that if I’m watching these flicks, I’d like to see the stud’s money shot appear quickly at the end of the scene. It’s called editing folks.
2. Male posturing that makes no sense or makes model look stupid as fuck.-You’ve got a huge cock and you make a living banging the crap out of women who would be unobtainable to the Average Joe. I get it –REALLY guys. Placing a faux hip hop video at the start of each movie showcasing groups of dudes standing around looking like assholes while the actual model people want to see-is REALLY NOT the way to go!! I’m still waiting for that new record from Brian Pumper to drop (LMFAO!!). Wesley Pipes, brother likes to talk…a WHOLE LOT!! I’m sure that your partner loves hearing you call her all kinds of bitches while you’re balls deep in her corn hole [I’ve actually seen movies where the female models break character and go at it with Mr. Pipes for some of the idiotic and abusive shit that he spouts during his scenes.]. I once watched in horror as B. Pumper talked incessantly during a sex scene with a smoking hot model about how musty her ass smelled and how much he loved the smell … [Thanks b*o.]. Basically looking like a bunch of posers and acting like complete cretins!! Cut it out fuck-wads!!
1. Money shot on face-Back in the Golden era of porn the money shot consisted mostly of someone going on their partner’s belly, pelvis ass and occasionally their face. I remember the first themed video regarding facial cum shots. It was an interracial video from the early eighties featuring porn legend Angel Kelly. Flash forward a couple of decades and facials have sadly become the norm. It is especially GRATING to watch a video with a hot BIG BUTT / BBW model and have it end with the couple scrambling to their positions so that the guys can spend five minutes jerking off on the women’s faces. That shit makes no sense at times and I find it IRRITATING as FUCK!! I don’t rent, stream or buy videos featuring hot thick BBW or BIG BUTT women to watch some tool jerk off on their fucking faces!! Get a clue already –IT FUCKING SUCKS BALLS to end damn near every scene in that manner!!
That concludes my list of 10 Things I HATE about Big Butt / BBW themed Porn. Please rate, comment and feel free to add your list of 10 HATES in the comments section.
Token 2: ADDICTED 2 ASS 4LIFE!!
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