How Much is A Gallon of Cum? - Fun Facts from Kell

The average male ejaculation is about 3.7 mL (obviously they didn't test Peter North).

3785 mL = 1 Gallon

So, simple math means that approx 1000 cum shots = 1 gallon of cum.

Now that you know that, you can figure out how much you've actually cum, assuming you keep track of how often you jerk off.

It also makes me wonder just how much cum has been shot for me....

So, down in the comments why don't you Hammys tell me:
1) How many times you've cum for me
2) How much you've cum overall.

I'm very interested to see some of these numbers, hehehe.

Happy Cumming Hammys! ;)

发布者 kellykins2u

9 年前

bustnut 2 年前

Well Kelly, just so you know...I have most likely spilled over 8.67 gallons of cum over the years. I am using a VERY conservative amount of times that I have blown a load. Of those loads I would estimate that I have probably emptied my balls for you a minimum of 70 times and most of that was when we were allot closer like when you were 18~25 years old and we chatted often on the phone and we both got off! So with that being said I have tossed at least 1/4 cup of hot American man juice just for you! Just a crying shame that it ended up in a Kleenex instead of inside you or on you!

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dommaster81 3 年前

Very nice consideration. Maybe it was 10 gallons in total, but unfortunately not one single shot on you (so far)

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CharlieBrownOz 3 年前

I took a closer look at mine and did some re-figuring. I think 6 gallons so far is pretty accurate. If I'd cum once a day (in my dreams!) I'd be up to about 17 gallons. Once every 3 days for my life time (more early in life, less later in life) is probably pretty close.

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prime-frank 4 年前

LOL !! You're fun !!

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lovesass 4 年前

Sorry miscalculation! It’s 35 gallons ! That’s 280 pints

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lovesass 4 年前

Since I cum at least twice a day since puberty, that makes by my calculations 3.5 gallons. Wow! Some questions for you, how often do you masturbate? Including all forms of sex how many orgasms have you had in your life?

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lebowski4 5 年前

I estimate around 22,000 cumshots in my my cumming career.

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Hairymonster1970 5 年前

Since 1982 Ive shot 20 gallons or 78 litres. Wow!

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nsadude 5 年前

Wow, funny to think I've cum enough to fill a few 5 gallon buckets over 45 years.

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gazmandoo 5 年前

Id like to put this to the test....

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designer2builder 6 年前

& now I'm sitting here wondering just exactly you'd do with a large quantity of cum babe... too much to drink... wear it... perhaps... use it for lube or skin conditioner... maybe... pour it out on the garden lol...

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Sirmichael0003 7 年前

SO much I could fill a bath tub , want to see :)

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Lance989 7 年前

I cum few times a week, sometimes once a week depends on the mood

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NerdX 7 年前

Fascinating

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CharlieBrownOz 7 年前

I figure if your numbers are accurate, I've shot about 3 gallons so far in my lifetime. I thought that was pretty good until I read what some of the other guys said. Either my sex life's not as good as I thought or there's a bunch of liars out there.

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I’ve came 6 times for you in the last week

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designer2builder 7 年前

I'm working on your quart babe.. almost there... ;)

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bdjm359 7 年前

Ive cum twice to your profile Kelly lol

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ceelook 7 年前

So basically, what I put out every one of my teen years.

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Lucky7Inch 7 年前

I love a woman who can make thousands of men gush thousands of gallons of cum! And then make them do math.

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Bumskopf 7 年前

I guess it will be around 1.3 liters per year. I enjoy watching whatever porn but then look at you when I cum so probably 0.5 liter per year for you ;) I should increase the amount of cums for you though. I can see that now ;)

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ARNEE 7 年前

Well Kelly: You Have Really Stirred Up A "Shit Storm" With Your Question, Which Is Good. After Some Consideration, I Suppose My Guess Would Be : Nearly Two Gallons Per Year, Times, Well, Let's Just Say It's Well Over 120 Gallons.

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vertuila 8 年前

As I get older, I masturbate less, but a year or so ago, when you wrote here about having masturbated in the midst of one of your college classes, I became a bit obsessive about that imaginging that scenario and had came quite a few times while thinking about it. My loads are not massive like Peter North, but I think I contributed about 2 fluid ounces during that run, and there were other times to, with you in the bikini on the dock and the boat.

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semenazo 8 年前

Ok. Let's do the math! a) Well I've found you today hehe but a gallon of cum have your name ;) b) 2007-2012 6y 1/day 365d*6y=2190 8mL (aprox) 2013,2014 2y 1/week 4w*12m*2y=96 10mL 2015 2/week 2*4w*12m=96 12mL 2016 2/week 2*4w*12m=96 15mL 2017 3/week 3*4w*4m=48 20mL 2190*8+96*10+96*12+96*15+48*20 = 22032cc = 22 litres -> 22032/3785 = 5.820 gallons of cum since 2007

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zerostrat22 8 年前

I never kept count of how many times you've made me cum or how much cum lol.

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yummmm1 8 年前

Only 1 for you, but I plan to have more! 360 times a year for 20+ years.....9 gallons??? seem like more!

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malesub1963 8 年前

well I cum a lot, was a lot more when I was younger but a lot even now. you can see in my video playing 1 how much I cum. I cum about 10 times a week.

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garnercouple 8 年前

for you =0 about to be 1 :) Ever.. estimate ~7300 (((34-6)*365)/7)*5)

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mackson 8 年前

around 1000 orgasms a year over 30 years. i cum more than peter north as well lol, proof on my profile personal videos! now im curious as to exactly how much the average liquid emission of my own explosions. ill measure and get back to you with a real number

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tribute-ary 8 年前

Over my lifetime I must have cum many many gallons. When I was 20, I used to cum sometimes 6x per day! Of course the last couple were almost dry. Even now, I'd estimate that I average 300 orgasms per year. So, 45-12 is 33x300, so that is 9900/1000 is about 9.9 gallons. That would fill a small fish tank!

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