A Porn Idea A Day - Tuesday 13.10.15 (200 & Ou
Today is the 200th ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ – and the last. Having reached this significant milestone it seems an appropriate time to bring the curtain down on my small and insignificant contribution to the pages of XHamster.
I have thoroughly enjoyed cuming up with the ideas. Most of them were, of course, ridiculous (apart from my idea to launch a porn pen which will surely cum to pass one day)…
…but whatever the ideas were, they allowed me to post some wonderful, hard core porn images along the way.
Thanks so much to everyone that took the time to read this crap (in-between your bate sessions) and especially to those of you that regularly contributed - it was extremely gracious of everyone, especially when there is so much other great content on here!
At last count I had another 37,624 ideas left to share, but you’ll be pleased to know I will no longer bore you with them. So, in this final ‘A Porn Idea A Day’, I will leave you with just a few ideas that will make you glad it is finally all over…
A Porn Idea:
Following months of negotiations between myself and Heinz, they have agreed to launch a special edition of their Alphabetti Spaghetti product.
The brand has agreed that this delicious tomato flavoured pasta dish will feature letters allowing you to spell the name of any porn star in the world.
I would spell Tory Lane...
A Porn Idea:
Tefal launches a special edition toaster which allows porn fans to have the image of their favourite porn whore marked onto the bread. A perfect start to the day.
Imagine this on your toast in the morning...
A Porn Idea:
Parliaments around the world agree to ban all anima1 lovers from viewing porn. No one likes anima1s and anyone that says, “a man’s best friend is his dog” needs to get a fucking life.
"No I won't"...
Anima1s are good for three things:
1. Eating
2. Wearing
3. Experimenting on
We all know that “a man’s best friend is his cock and his porn”.
Thanks for reading everyone.
I have thoroughly enjoyed cuming up with the ideas. Most of them were, of course, ridiculous (apart from my idea to launch a porn pen which will surely cum to pass one day)…
…but whatever the ideas were, they allowed me to post some wonderful, hard core porn images along the way.
Thanks so much to everyone that took the time to read this crap (in-between your bate sessions) and especially to those of you that regularly contributed - it was extremely gracious of everyone, especially when there is so much other great content on here!
At last count I had another 37,624 ideas left to share, but you’ll be pleased to know I will no longer bore you with them. So, in this final ‘A Porn Idea A Day’, I will leave you with just a few ideas that will make you glad it is finally all over…
A Porn Idea:
Following months of negotiations between myself and Heinz, they have agreed to launch a special edition of their Alphabetti Spaghetti product.
The brand has agreed that this delicious tomato flavoured pasta dish will feature letters allowing you to spell the name of any porn star in the world.
I would spell Tory Lane...
A Porn Idea:
Tefal launches a special edition toaster which allows porn fans to have the image of their favourite porn whore marked onto the bread. A perfect start to the day.
Imagine this on your toast in the morning...
A Porn Idea:
Parliaments around the world agree to ban all anima1 lovers from viewing porn. No one likes anima1s and anyone that says, “a man’s best friend is his dog” needs to get a fucking life.
"No I won't"...
Anima1s are good for three things:
1. Eating
2. Wearing
3. Experimenting on
We all know that “a man’s best friend is his cock and his porn”.
Thanks for reading everyone.
9 年 前
I'll still be checking for a while I think.
massive well done and thank you jackoff, 200 blog posts is some effort. I agree with FW, it was fun to read the light hearted posts as much as the more serious. And hey, even if the topic was a little fluffy, there were always lots of hot pics to get your dicks hard as you read them!
well done once again
p.s. i had just come up wth a new blog idea i was about to message you about as well!
I knew I could rely on you to "keep it real". I will raise my game now and my next 200 posts will only be serious hard core porn debate!!!
Btw, NOTHING is more important than porn. True Fans know this
I may be courting one of those infamous Sexist slap-downs, but in truth I've become quite fond of them...
A smile and a giggle is more important, even than Porn.
But I happen to think Porn Idea's remit of light-heartedness and tongue-in-cheek humour has filled a necessary void in all our combined Xham journeys. It wouldn't do for every single blog or post to concentrate solely on the aggression; the lovelessness; or the ceasless, testosterone-sodden porn-posturing. It's good to giggle; it's good to have a laugh; and, it's been good to have somewhere to go where the atmosphere is a little less caustic.
Most importantly, (and I'm confident you'll share my high regard for our host, Sexist); it's (still) oh so good to have someone around who does not insist on taking themselves (and everything else) too seriously. I know I'm guilty of that particular ego-trip sometimes.
2003: The great Michael Jordan hangs it up for the third and final time.
2014: After a long and storied career in Porndom, legendary AVN Hall of Famer Lisa Ann fucks on camera for the last time.
WAIT. Scratch that last one.
2015: After a brief but storied career in Porndom, AVN FPOY Bonnie Rotten fucks on camera for the last time.
And on Oct. 13, 2015: After 200 Porn Ideas a Day, Jackoffxxx hangs up his keyboard, saying in effect, enough, finito, I need a break, I'm burned out, time to move on, HASTA LA VISTA MOTHERFUCKERS
******
Just keeping it real here, (and this isn’t something I haven’t already shared with jackoff), I wasn’t always the most enamored fan of the porn parody-ish Porn Ideas – feeling that jackoff, with his Einsteinian-level Porn IQ could shoot higher and put his estimable porn knowledge talents to more profound use .
But there were quite a few I commented on and if I didn’t always exactly stay on message, I just took the general topic and wrote whatever the hell I wanted to within the larger parameters
But content aside, 200 Porn Ideas – 200 day in and day out, FUCK! - is quite the accomplishment.
I salute you sir and look forward to your next blogging incarnation with high hopes.
Wow. What a woman!
(You know I'm gonna try and get the last word on that score, surely?)
My goodness, I feel like I'm saying goodbye to an old friend. Is that a tear moistening my left eyeball? Actually, it is! But it's probably due to the inescapable fact I've been gazing at the TV screen for so long without blinking.
Well, you know my feelings, Jackoff. I could repeat them for public consumption, but each of the assembled brothers here this evening are finding their own ways to pay homage to Porn Idea; they don't need my two paragraphs worth.
Oh fuck it!
Porn Idea was something brilliant - something special. It has been my port in a storm more than once - a chill-out room; away from the lower levels and all that heated verbal exchange - the barks, the taunts and all that ridiculous posturing. It has been a place where a giggle is not out of place; where the window is open and the fresh air intermittently billows in.
I could be myself here, truly.
I shall miss it, sincerely so.
Thank you for taking us with you, Jackoff.
Its been amazing.