Epic Festive Splooge List!!!! pt1

As usual I'm late as fuck posting, but as the Guinness adverts taught me in the nineties, good things come to those who wait. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

Both November and December were ridiculously busy meaning I had very little time to check out xham, but I did manage to find the time to goon over some impossibly hot porn sluts. January's calming down a bit, so I should be able to carve out a little more time on here, but we shall see. Needless to say, the rampant jerking continues...

Now to this list. The reason I've labelled it EPIC is because the number of whores who have taken a big old messy load in only two months is staggering. Variety is the spice of life and these last couple of months I must have been one spicy fucker. So much so in fact that I've decided to split it into two posts.

So without further ado, I present to you a shit load of sluts for your (and mine) gooning pleasure... and remember, this is only half! Enjoy!

Elena Koshka
A newcomer, she wasn't on my radar at all when she first started. I saw a couple of trailers of her scenes and thought they were alright, but now she's a firm fixture in my wank bank. She reminds me quite a bit of Jillian Janson, the supermodel good looks and legs that go on forever... plus she takes it up the arse. Total winner for me, she'll be making many more appearances on my lists.




Jillian Janson
Speaking of this wonderful cock hungry cum slut, here she is! Like Elena, I wasn't really on the bandwagon during her early days but now she's right up there for me. Again, supermodel looks and arse that just begs to be ploughed, she's carving out a pretty decent career. As with most of the sluts on this list I'm hoping that she can keep it up and get filthier in 2017.




Anikka Albrite
Here we go, the legendary Miss Albrite with in my opinion the best arse in porn. I don't think there's much I can say about Anikka that hasn't already been said by everyone ever. That ass, man.... that ass. Enough to make a grown man weep. From his penis. She is absolute perfection.




Audrey Royal
Another newcomer, I personally think she's absolutely gorgeous. She's only done a few scenes so far, and I'm hoping she's not going to be a fly-by-night one-and-done type of performer. Right now I can't see her getting all that much dirtier, but she's new and smoking hot so I'll stick with her and keep you guys updated.




Holly Hendrix
Best newbie by a country mile and then some, I used the term a little liberally earlier, but Holly is the current definition of a cock hungry cum slut. She might not even be five feet tall but she's definitely not afraid to take multiple cocks in every hole, most of them bigger than her head. Not sure how much dirtier she can get, but I'm sure we're all waiting to see how far she can go. Total porn princess.





Adriana Chechik
I want to start this by saying this list is in no particular order. And if Holly Hendrix is a porn princess, then Adriana is the goddamn queen on porn. Such a slut. Such a whore. Where most girls would take one cock, she won't just take two, she'll up the ante and go for three. Like many informed and educated pro-wankers would agree, if she doesn't get the best female performer gong at the AVN awards this year, then there is something wrong with humanity. Adriana's attitude to fucking on film is what every pornstar should aspire to. Once again, she is the current queen of porn, and long may she reign.






and because it's Adriana, here's some gifs



Arya Fae
This is the chick. I think she might be my new favourite. Blonde, hot, rocking body, a little bit of attitude, and that underboob tattoo, Arya is fucking fantastic. She's racking up the scenes including quite a few anal appearances. Not sure she'll be a mega name in the industry, but she's absolutely on my radar. If you haven't seen her, please please please check her out. You will not be disappointed.






Megan Rain
Another up and cummer, I wouldn't be surprised if Megan ends up challenging Adriana for best performer next year. Ok, that might be a little bit of a stretch, but not by too far I don't think. She's pumping out the Adriana level hardcore scenes, I just hope she's got the stamina to keep it up. Here's hoping she carries that on in 2017.





Carter Cruise
Carter's a strange one for me, in that I know she's hot and can be really dirty, but she doesn't always do it for me. Luckily for me, she definitely did in November/December. She's a solid performer, but every now and then she ramps it up and fucks like we all know she can. And she takes it up the arse like a champ. I'll definitely be keeping an eye on her, and no doubt she'll drain my balls again, but I don't think she'll be a splooge list staple.



Harlow Harrison
Tits and tats all the way. Anyone who reads my blog ramblings knows how much of a fan I am of that particular combo, and Harlow fills out those requirements more than perfectly. And she's fucking stunning. When she started she was a real life pinup, then she took a break and came back with dark hair and the same cock loving attitude. Sultry and sexy, when she's on, she's on. A definite favourite, I really want to see her give up that arse.



Adria Rae
Yet again another fresh face to the porn world, I'm starting to have some high hopes for Adria. She's got that girl next door vibe going on, always seems to have that happy smiley cute thing going on, so not sure she'll be going super hard, but she's doing more anal scenes so fingers crossed.



Kylie Quinn
Another relative newcomer she's got the new girl, cutesy girl next door thing going on just like Adria. Only with a better arse. Love me a bit of Kylie, just hope she can ramp it up a bit more like Adria and Elena Koshka and open up that juicy round arse.




Lena Paul
Not sure what it is about Lena that gets me hard every time I see her. Probably those massive fun bags. And her new found love of taking a big old dick up her back passage. Whatever hole she's getting filled in, it really is a wonderful sight to see those massive boobs bounce like there's no tomorrow.


Cherie Deville
I've always been aware of Cherie and her sterling work, but it's only in the last few months I've really sat down and blown a load over her. I'm not sure why it's taken me so long, or even what's changed, but she's quickly becoming one of my favourite milfs to jerk off to. Like I say, I'm not sure why, because her body is absolutely phenomenal!! I mean she swallows dicks right down her throat and takes it way down deep in that tight round arse... I think she just needs a little bit more of an edge, but still Cherie is starting to be a regular occurrence.






Casey Calvert
Another dp loving slut with a rocking body, I can't believe it's taken me this long to get Casey into regular rotation. Might be a bit weird saying it but she needs to be a bit filthier... which is strange considering she's not averse to a bbc or two and has done double anal. I think I'd just like to see more of her.



Sheena Shaw
There are chicks that love getting fucked in the arse, and then there's Sheena goddamn Shaw. Smoking hot and a love for anal, there's no scene of hers that hasn't got me jerking like a monkey from the first glimpse of that cock hungry arse.



Anna Bell Peaks
A splooge list veteran, Anna Bell is the perfect combo of tits and tats. Love to see her arse get stretched out, I think that's the major thing missing in her game. Here's hoping for a 2017 anal revolution for the filthy Miss Peaks.



Mia Malkova
I've always loved Mia since she started, in fact I think she was one of the first I actively followed from the very beginning of her career. Was it her too pretty for porn face? Was it her unbelievably fuckable round ripe arse? Was it the fact she could bend in half and twice again to suck a cock? All of the above. It's a crime that she only did a couple of anal scenes. And almost a bigger crime that she ended up marrying Danny Mountain, probably the only male performer I will go out of my way to avoid watching if I can help it. Such a waste of a backside that perfect.





Blair Williams
Sex Factor contestant and face fuck extraordinaire, Blair is slowly making her way up my list of porn slut wank fodder. She's pretty great looking and has those long legs that I always love on a woman, but like most of the sluts I'll mention she needs to take that extra step and get down and dirty. Seems strange to say it now, but anal has got to be a standard these days. And I for one would love to see Blair get her arse split in half.





Alexis Fawx
One of my favourite milfs right now, it's probably the constant stream of new scenes she keeps churning out. Always gives a good performance, really makes love to the dick that drilling her. Again she needs a cock in her arse, that's probably what's holding her back from taking my fav milf crown from Cherie or Romi. Still, fingers crossed for an anal filled new year.



Romi Rain
And here she is, probably my favourite milf, Romi's body is insanely hot. It's tits and tats again lads, that wicked combo that makes me go weak at the knees... because the blood is pumping hard a bit higher up. She's just incredible, as I'm sure a few of my porn fanatic buddies would agree. If you haven't seen her fuck yet, then what the fuck have you been doing?! Do it! Do it now!!




Karla Kush
A new addition to my list, I've been aware of her for a while, just never actively searched her out for a session. Until recently. Not sure she's going to be a go to for me, but she's hot and looks pretty good getting dicked down. If you're not sure what you're after, just want some middle of the road mainstream porn I'd check her out. Maybe I need to see more of her, I'll keep an eye out to see if she does anything special in the future.




Aidra Fox
Yet another new addition to my splooge list, Aidra is going right up in my porn estimations. I keep stumbling upon her scenes and I've not been disappointed. Need to keep a look out for her a bit more, she's really making a name for herself. Plus she looks great all the time.





Cadence Lux
What can I say, blonde with long long legs, I was always going to be a fan. She chokes down cock like she was born to do it and squirts like fucking fire hydrant. Just want to see that tight arse opened up.





Kenna James
I know, I know, she only does girl/girl but I think she's absolutely fucking gorgeous. There's nothing I don't like about her. Apart from the fact she doesn't take cock. But apart from that she's a slice of fried perfection. Especially in her scenes with straight up 10s like Leah Gotti and Lana Rhoades.




Anissa Kate
Talking about 10s, Anissa is absolutely phenomenal. From her perfect body to her stunning face and that sexy French accent, I get hard just thinking about her. And, being French, she takes it up the tradesmans at the drop of a hat. Just so ridiculously hot.








Part 2 coming up tomorrow, still so many sluts to work through!!