Dating Rules for Happily single guys
These rules are also listed in my profile but I recently expanded upon them since a lot of XHAMSTER people ask me how I pull women at the bar or wherever. Originally got this idea from Leykis upon the request of XHAMSTER land have made some suggestions and reasoning to remaining a happily single Master of the Universe lol. Enjoy and let me know what you think
Rules ALL happily single men who want to stay single should live by:
1. NEVER, EVER date a single mother unless she lives very close and is always 100% DTF.
***Reason: You would rather be playing in her pussy at 2am after the club, not playing with lil 2yo Johnny at 2am trying to get him to sleep
2. Never do what you don't want to do. If you are paying, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
***Reason: I have so many friends who do dumb shit that they don't enjoy on a date they are paying for with a chick they haven't fucked. After they finish their painting date/ or walk in the park she goes straight to meet and get fucked by a stud like me who she knows "just wants to fuck her hard and good". Would you rather be the guy fucking her or paying for a dumb bullshit date then jacking off your dick to the dream of fucking her that night. Think about it. If you want/have to do dates you don't like do it when your in a relationship with somebody you love, then fuck the shit out of her for making you do the dumb date that she enjoyed. That's your reward sport.
3. Don't ask a women what she wants to do on a date you decide.
***Reason This goes hand in hand with the above rule 2. As a single guy the ultimate goal is to bust a nut in her not find a soul mate or watch a tear jerker moving with her. The onething to avoid at all costs is doing something you don't like with somebody you aren't even fucking ESPECIALLY IF YOUR PAYING FOR IT. Tell her what your going to do and let her know you would enjoy or even really really really want her accompanying you. (Example Hey I am going to XYZ movie and would like you to join me, Hey I am going to XYZ to have a drink and I really want to see you, what time am I picking you up, hey im sitting in rush hour traffic and my dick just got hard in the car thinking about you where are you I am coming to fuck you etc etc The key is make her know you really want to do whatever with her. Just try this my friends her response will be yes or no. IF yes congrats you win if no emphasize you really want to do whatever with her. DONT TAKE her then saying well lets do this instead. Again she is taking your balls when she does that. Stand firm if she doesn't agree you will have learned a couple things. One she could've seen you if she wanted to but she didn't want to. Also you will have placed the marker that you are taking charge in this relationship. If she said no and didn't meet you, later on that night AFTER you did what you wanted to do reemphasize to her that you really really really wanted to see her, it would have been better with her blah blah blah. She will be flattered and be like ok next time I will or she will be like "well you should have done what I wanted instead". If its the latter let her do it 2x then dump her, your wasting your time with a chick just trying to fit you into her roster of potentials. This exercise reinforces in her 2 things 1 that your a serious man and 2 that you wanted to see her genuinely. THEN my friend do the same thing inside of 3 days. Heres how you approach it. "it was too bad you couldn't meet me Monday for the movie,drink fuck or whatever. I am going to be near you and want to see you meet me at x or I am eating at X do you need me to pick you up or are you coming to meet me at 4, I am 20min away from you and my dick is still hard from two days ago when I tried to see you but you didn't want to. I need you now I am on my way etc etc etc. I guess the point is if you cant get her to do things you want, you don't deserve to get her. Let a guy like me have her. People always ask me "how do you get these chicks to do whatever wherever"? This is it no rocket science. If a person wants to spend time with somebody you will do what they want to a extent just to be with them and women are the same.
4. Never tell a women how much money you make.
***Reason Never understood why guys do this. It just makes you a mark in a good or bad sense. But when is it ever good to be a mark???? Don't do it!
5. Don't EVER date co-workers! But if you do make sure to FUCK them good and be friendly to her always after.
***Reason There is nothing better in the world than bending over and fucking the shit out of and nutting In the face of your boss, or annoying know it all coworker, the dime you watch walk pass your office every day etc. There is nothing worse then the potential repercussions. Is she worried that you are going to tell all your co workers, is she embarrassed that you "slutted her out", can she use it to blackmail you etc etc. But heres what you should worry about. What does she tell your co workers about your performance. "Girl he was weak, cant fuck, I got him whipped etc". PUT IN THAT WORK, BLOW HER BACK OUT and make sure if it ever comes up you have the upper hand. And always be nice. You shared something intimate with a colleague who you have to see every day. Being nice can help remove the awkwardness and guilt she may have especially if she is married. She is also less likely to be a bitch to you if your not going to hit anymore. I have been told by a few ladies that having to interact with a guy who has had his way with her sexually but doesn't want her sexually anymore is the worse possible outcome in life for a woman. You did everything in your power to fuck her now be a nice guy not a deuchebag
6. Never answer her phone call on the weekend unless your fucking her.
***Reason This usually is your primetime as a single guy. Why spend time on low prospects or just "a date". If she aint fucking she can wait to see you Monday. I mean whats the rush?
7. Never spend more than $60 bucks on a 1st date. (Spend the least amount)
***Reason I stopped doing the $200 first dates a few years ago. Instead take $200 out everytime you go on a 1st date. FOLLOW MY RULE AND ONLY SPEND $60. Take the rest ($140) and deposit into your Future marriage fund savings account. You laugh as you read this I know. But I have been doing this for 3 years here's my math. Avg 4 1st dates a month $560 saved per month over 3 years =$20,160 in principal plus interest. I say that's $20k I made from bitches im trying to fuck lol. The Ultimate win win.
8. NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her.
***Reason This literally happened to me last night. Who wants to talk to three bitches in a club when you can just pull a single bitch and fuck, get head or atleast make out in the car right there?
***Story from last night*** So I am in NYC on work and wanted to go to the Triple G vs Danny Jacobs fight. Between traffic and tickets I decide to just watch it at a sportsbar near my hotel. The short story is I met 3 hot latinos who of course are together. 1 Married 2 single. I'm hitting on the hottest single who's a 9 the other single one is a 7 and the married is a 9 and shes driving. My girl wants to leave with me but her two girls aren't letting her come back to my room alone. So all four of us go back to my room and drink some more. Me my girl and the married chick are on the bed, I am fondling and lightly kissing mine and the other single girl starts bitching about me wanting to fuck her. The married chick notices my dick through my jeans and I think she started to want it truth told and of course her husband calls. 10 minutes later they all leave. I just got a text from my girl saying she wants to meet me for lunch, I say come to my room and she goes "im really not easy and if we were alone I would've fucked her but shes not just coming to my room today to fuck. I am trying to decide if I want to go out with her today or call up my Manhattan Bust it baby smh. So for me breaking rule 8 last night I paid $68 at the bar and $130 in alcohol from the room mini bar for a few feels and a bunch of talk at 3am with two chicks I hopefully never see again and one bitch that I might have to take out today just for the opportunity to get her back in my room smh
9. If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.
***Reason Unless shes the love of your life why pay to be in her presence. Your better off as friends if she is cool. More importantly she has taken complete control of your budding relationship and quite possibly she controls when you have sex.
10. No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out! Save those actions for a woman you love or care about not some bitch your fucking.
***Reason I think it was Tupac who said it best. Find em, Fuck em, Flee em!!!! I believe that shows of affection are for your girl, wife, soulmate. Not for some bitch you are just fucking. I am more of "bend your ass over pull your panties to the side and prepare to scream" type guy. Go home to your man if you want to be caressed
11. Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25 or really ready to settle down.
***Reason Get out and see the world, enjoy different pussy and types of ladies. WHATS THE RUSH!!!
I have routinely broke rules 1,3,5,7 and been forced at times to break 8. I live by rule 9 almost religiously. Again I came across this on another page and liked it so much I added it to mine.
Rules ALL happily single men who want to stay single should live by:
1. NEVER, EVER date a single mother unless she lives very close and is always 100% DTF.
***Reason: You would rather be playing in her pussy at 2am after the club, not playing with lil 2yo Johnny at 2am trying to get him to sleep
2. Never do what you don't want to do. If you are paying, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
***Reason: I have so many friends who do dumb shit that they don't enjoy on a date they are paying for with a chick they haven't fucked. After they finish their painting date/ or walk in the park she goes straight to meet and get fucked by a stud like me who she knows "just wants to fuck her hard and good". Would you rather be the guy fucking her or paying for a dumb bullshit date then jacking off your dick to the dream of fucking her that night. Think about it. If you want/have to do dates you don't like do it when your in a relationship with somebody you love, then fuck the shit out of her for making you do the dumb date that she enjoyed. That's your reward sport.
3. Don't ask a women what she wants to do on a date you decide.
***Reason This goes hand in hand with the above rule 2. As a single guy the ultimate goal is to bust a nut in her not find a soul mate or watch a tear jerker moving with her. The onething to avoid at all costs is doing something you don't like with somebody you aren't even fucking ESPECIALLY IF YOUR PAYING FOR IT. Tell her what your going to do and let her know you would enjoy or even really really really want her accompanying you. (Example Hey I am going to XYZ movie and would like you to join me, Hey I am going to XYZ to have a drink and I really want to see you, what time am I picking you up, hey im sitting in rush hour traffic and my dick just got hard in the car thinking about you where are you I am coming to fuck you etc etc The key is make her know you really want to do whatever with her. Just try this my friends her response will be yes or no. IF yes congrats you win if no emphasize you really want to do whatever with her. DONT TAKE her then saying well lets do this instead. Again she is taking your balls when she does that. Stand firm if she doesn't agree you will have learned a couple things. One she could've seen you if she wanted to but she didn't want to. Also you will have placed the marker that you are taking charge in this relationship. If she said no and didn't meet you, later on that night AFTER you did what you wanted to do reemphasize to her that you really really really wanted to see her, it would have been better with her blah blah blah. She will be flattered and be like ok next time I will or she will be like "well you should have done what I wanted instead". If its the latter let her do it 2x then dump her, your wasting your time with a chick just trying to fit you into her roster of potentials. This exercise reinforces in her 2 things 1 that your a serious man and 2 that you wanted to see her genuinely. THEN my friend do the same thing inside of 3 days. Heres how you approach it. "it was too bad you couldn't meet me Monday for the movie,drink fuck or whatever. I am going to be near you and want to see you meet me at x or I am eating at X do you need me to pick you up or are you coming to meet me at 4, I am 20min away from you and my dick is still hard from two days ago when I tried to see you but you didn't want to. I need you now I am on my way etc etc etc. I guess the point is if you cant get her to do things you want, you don't deserve to get her. Let a guy like me have her. People always ask me "how do you get these chicks to do whatever wherever"? This is it no rocket science. If a person wants to spend time with somebody you will do what they want to a extent just to be with them and women are the same.
4. Never tell a women how much money you make.
***Reason Never understood why guys do this. It just makes you a mark in a good or bad sense. But when is it ever good to be a mark???? Don't do it!
5. Don't EVER date co-workers! But if you do make sure to FUCK them good and be friendly to her always after.
***Reason There is nothing better in the world than bending over and fucking the shit out of and nutting In the face of your boss, or annoying know it all coworker, the dime you watch walk pass your office every day etc. There is nothing worse then the potential repercussions. Is she worried that you are going to tell all your co workers, is she embarrassed that you "slutted her out", can she use it to blackmail you etc etc. But heres what you should worry about. What does she tell your co workers about your performance. "Girl he was weak, cant fuck, I got him whipped etc". PUT IN THAT WORK, BLOW HER BACK OUT and make sure if it ever comes up you have the upper hand. And always be nice. You shared something intimate with a colleague who you have to see every day. Being nice can help remove the awkwardness and guilt she may have especially if she is married. She is also less likely to be a bitch to you if your not going to hit anymore. I have been told by a few ladies that having to interact with a guy who has had his way with her sexually but doesn't want her sexually anymore is the worse possible outcome in life for a woman. You did everything in your power to fuck her now be a nice guy not a deuchebag
6. Never answer her phone call on the weekend unless your fucking her.
***Reason This usually is your primetime as a single guy. Why spend time on low prospects or just "a date". If she aint fucking she can wait to see you Monday. I mean whats the rush?
7. Never spend more than $60 bucks on a 1st date. (Spend the least amount)
***Reason I stopped doing the $200 first dates a few years ago. Instead take $200 out everytime you go on a 1st date. FOLLOW MY RULE AND ONLY SPEND $60. Take the rest ($140) and deposit into your Future marriage fund savings account. You laugh as you read this I know. But I have been doing this for 3 years here's my math. Avg 4 1st dates a month $560 saved per month over 3 years =$20,160 in principal plus interest. I say that's $20k I made from bitches im trying to fuck lol. The Ultimate win win.
8. NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her.
***Reason This literally happened to me last night. Who wants to talk to three bitches in a club when you can just pull a single bitch and fuck, get head or atleast make out in the car right there?
***Story from last night*** So I am in NYC on work and wanted to go to the Triple G vs Danny Jacobs fight. Between traffic and tickets I decide to just watch it at a sportsbar near my hotel. The short story is I met 3 hot latinos who of course are together. 1 Married 2 single. I'm hitting on the hottest single who's a 9 the other single one is a 7 and the married is a 9 and shes driving. My girl wants to leave with me but her two girls aren't letting her come back to my room alone. So all four of us go back to my room and drink some more. Me my girl and the married chick are on the bed, I am fondling and lightly kissing mine and the other single girl starts bitching about me wanting to fuck her. The married chick notices my dick through my jeans and I think she started to want it truth told and of course her husband calls. 10 minutes later they all leave. I just got a text from my girl saying she wants to meet me for lunch, I say come to my room and she goes "im really not easy and if we were alone I would've fucked her but shes not just coming to my room today to fuck. I am trying to decide if I want to go out with her today or call up my Manhattan Bust it baby smh. So for me breaking rule 8 last night I paid $68 at the bar and $130 in alcohol from the room mini bar for a few feels and a bunch of talk at 3am with two chicks I hopefully never see again and one bitch that I might have to take out today just for the opportunity to get her back in my room smh
9. If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.
***Reason Unless shes the love of your life why pay to be in her presence. Your better off as friends if she is cool. More importantly she has taken complete control of your budding relationship and quite possibly she controls when you have sex.
10. No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out! Save those actions for a woman you love or care about not some bitch your fucking.
***Reason I think it was Tupac who said it best. Find em, Fuck em, Flee em!!!! I believe that shows of affection are for your girl, wife, soulmate. Not for some bitch you are just fucking. I am more of "bend your ass over pull your panties to the side and prepare to scream" type guy. Go home to your man if you want to be caressed
11. Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25 or really ready to settle down.
***Reason Get out and see the world, enjoy different pussy and types of ladies. WHATS THE RUSH!!!
I have routinely broke rules 1,3,5,7 and been forced at times to break 8. I live by rule 9 almost religiously. Again I came across this on another page and liked it so much I added it to mine.
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