New Years Jerk Off poll

Looking for some strangers to pick out (please, just the categories below) what I should jerk off to for the whole month of January, category with the most votes wins.

Here are the categories:

Straight
Lesbian
Gay
Transsexual
Bisexual
Girls farting/shitting
Celebrities
A mix of all these things


Thanks for helping me out, and Happy New Year!