My friend farted
So as most of my friends on here know, I have a fart fetish, no one in my real life knows that though ( haven't felt comfortable confessing that one yet!).
Had a cool thing happen a few months back, I met up with an old friend & her husband at an amusement park and we were just walking around, she and I were walking side by side and her husband was a little behind her, we're just talking about random stuff and mid conversation she says "hold that thought" she stops, slightly arches her butt out, lifts her leg a little and her husband who wasn't paying attention bumped into her just as she farted! He rather loudly yelled "Dude, you just farted on my dick! WTF!" and she said "it's not my fault you weren't watching where you were going!". Sadly, it was too loud in the park & too open that I didn't hear her or smell her fart, but what a fucking turn on! Had I not just gone to the bathroom less than 5 mins ago, I would have gone in to jerk off! That night when I got back to my hotel room though, I had to jerk off before I could do anything else!
Had a cool thing happen a few months back, I met up with an old friend & her husband at an amusement park and we were just walking around, she and I were walking side by side and her husband was a little behind her, we're just talking about random stuff and mid conversation she says "hold that thought" she stops, slightly arches her butt out, lifts her leg a little and her husband who wasn't paying attention bumped into her just as she farted! He rather loudly yelled "Dude, you just farted on my dick! WTF!" and she said "it's not my fault you weren't watching where you were going!". Sadly, it was too loud in the park & too open that I didn't hear her or smell her fart, but what a fucking turn on! Had I not just gone to the bathroom less than 5 mins ago, I would have gone in to jerk off! That night when I got back to my hotel room though, I had to jerk off before I could do anything else!
7 年 前