Best of 2017 Splooge List: Splooge-a-palooza!!!

Happy New Year my porn addicted brethren. It's a brand new year with a shed load of gorgeous porn starlets both new and old for us to goon over to our hearts content.
This was originally going to be volume 2 of 2017, with a totals list for the year following it up.... but I'm a lazy cunt so I'm kind of mashing them both together. There's some Splooge List staples, a few smoking hot newbies, and more than a couple that I would definitely keep an eye on over the next 12 months.
Every one of these smoking hot cum sluts has taken several loads from me in the last 6 months, and I'm sure they'll take even more in 2018. In fact a few of them already have!

Behold, my personal list of top rated sluts for 2017. Starting with my two goddamn favourite stars...

Kleio goddamn Valentien
A splooge list stalwart, there was no way she wasn't going to make this list. For me she is absolute perfection. Fantastic body, awesome ink, downright gorgeous and can get full on filthy. Fucking love me some Kleio.



Chanel goddamn Preston
Another permanent fixture in this list, Chanel is flawless. She does it all and she does it well. Can never get enough of this porn goddess. If her and Kleio did a scene together I would probably wank myself into an early grave. And I'd be ok with that.


Madison Ivy
One of the highlights of my year was seeing Madison back on the scene doing what she does best. Genuine porn goddess, her body is impossibly hot and looking better than ever. So so glad she's had a proper comeback and it wasn't just a one off. Here's hoping she'll stick around for a while.


Anna Bell Peaks
Another list regular, it's the tits and tats combo that I really fucking love. Her tits are phenomenal. I mean just look at them. Amazing right? And this year she bent over and took it up the arse for our masturbatory pleasure.



Nicole Aniston
Who doesn't love a stunning big titted blonde with a rock hard body who loves to fuck? Yes that's a rhetorical question. Been a big fan of Nicole for a long while, always enjoyed watching her in action, but this year she surprised the hell out of me by doing anal. Did not see it coming, but I loved it. If only Audrey Bitoni could take a leaf out of her book...


Gina Valentina
This year was a great year for this pint sized latin cum slut. She's been on my radar for a while but it was only recently she made her way into my regular rotation. Super cute and an amazing body, I can't wait to see what else this squirting beauty gets up to this year.


Katrina Jade
Sweet damn Katrina's got a rocking body. Amazing tits and a great round arse, she's every kind of incredible. Did some great scenes for Evil Angel that got me off more than once, I think she'll be right up there with the best of them this year. Can't get enough of this filthy sexy slut.



Lana Rhoades
Ah Lana. Absolutely stunning. Incredible all natural body, she's been really churning out the scenes this year and I for one thank god she has! Seems to be getting nastier all the time, and now that double anal is making its way into the mainstream, it'll be interesting to see how far this beauty goes.

Blair Williams
Tall long legged blonde with a nice arse a great rack and a girl next door kind of vibe who just loves to get nasty and fuck rough... yeah, not much else to say about her, apart from the fact that she drained my balls quite a few times this last year. She's great.


Cherie Deville
There are so many hot milfy cougary types out there (Alexis Fawx, Romi Rain, Bridgette B to name a few) who have all had their fair share of cum from me recently but Cherie stands out among them all. Her body is tight and toned to perfection and she can be just plain filthy. She looks like such a fun fuck. For sure my top milf on the scene today.


Jasmine Jae
I had to keep the British end up somewhere didn't I? And what an end to keep me up! Tall, legs that keep on going, a nice round arse that begs for deep anal fucking, and a rack to die for. I think porn goddess is a phrase you could use with Jasmine, and for me she's by far and away the best British export we've got. Phenomenal filthy fucker.


Abigail Mac
Maybe not as dirty and perhaps more mainstream than some of the sluts on this list, I just can't resist that body. I just think she's downright perfect. Big tits and a tight firm arse, not to mention an all over perma-tan she can always get me off.


Uma Jolie
Similarly to Abigail she's perhaps a bit more vanilla in her fucking, but my god is she stunning. Perfect little slim body but with a great arse she's just too damn stunning not to jerk off to when she gets down to business.


Aidra Fox
By christ I love Aidra. Cute, sexy, slutty, gorgeous, she's a perfect little cum slut who's not afraid to get downright dirty. I can always get off to her scenes, whether she's being the submissive girl next door or the cock hungry whore begging to have all of her holes filled up. She'll be a regular for sure.


Kristen Scott
There's just something about Kristen that really gets to me. She's super cute with a really filthy side to her. Recently done her first DP scene for HardX, I just love how orgasmic she is in every scene, whether her pussy's getting pounded or she's getting railed up the bum. Reminds me a bit of Chloe Nicole I think, but whatever it is I love to see it.


Elena Koshka
Now we're straying into too pretty for porn territory. Elena could so easily be a super model. And I'm a sucker for a girl with nice long legs and I think hers are the longest. They just keep on going. Great to see her fuck, and the sounds she makes seem pretty genuine when she's getting banged hard. I fucking love Elena.


Jillian Janson
Now we've arrived at the capital city of too pretty for porn territory. Nothing much to say about Jillian apart from the fact that she is absolutely flawlessly beautiful. And has got crazy long legs that give Elena a run for her money. And an amazing tight round arse that she likes a big cock in every now and then. I'll shut up, just look at the pics.


Anya Olsen
Another stone cold stunner right here. I've always been aware of Anya but it's only recently she's really grabbed my attention. Couldn't tell you why, other than the fact that I'm a cunting imbecile. Beautiful, slutty, filthy, she's one of my favourite targets right now.


And now for the newbies. I love finding a new little hottie to add to my wank bank, and these are some of my absolute favourites of recent times. I'm hoping they'll all be sticking around in the industry for a while, and to be fair they already seem to be churning out the scenes on the regular.

Evelin Stone
Holy. Fucking. Fuck. I am absolutely in love with this little slice of perfection. Ridiculously hot, I don't even think it's a stretch to say that Evelin is right up there with my favourite whores, getting cosy with Chanel and Kleio (fuck me that's a scene I want see). Just something about her that's got me hooked. Recently done anal, as well as a girl/girl scene with the next entry on the list, Evelin is for sure one to watch. I think she could be big.

Sloan Harper
No doubt about it Sloan is stunning. And her body is off the scale hot. Love her big juicy arse, and I'm hoping it's only a matter of time before we see her try out some butt stuff. Similarly to Evelin I stumbled upon her scenes for netvideogirls. Both of them were amazing in their own vids, and recently they joined forces for a lesbian scene for Brazzers. God damn they're good together.


Kali Roses
Another ridiculously good looking girl who's decided to bang her way down the porn career path. Again, super cute, super slutty, super sexy, she takes it up the arse like a champ and looks so damn good doing it. I think she'll be sticking around, I for one will be keeping a very keen eye on her.

Daisy Stone
I'm an arse man. No question about it. Legs and arse is what I look for. And tits. Tits are good too. But Daisy's backside is something very very special. Pert, juicy, round, so spankable, I just want to take a bite out of that perfect peach. She's been around for a little bit, and has scenes coming out pretty regularly, I just want to see more of her. More of her arse. But hey, I'm a selfish prick.


Giselle Palmer
Last but by no means least is the gorgeous Giselle. Maybe not as new as some of the others, but I've only recently been wanking off to her regularly. A bit like Anya Olsen, I knew about her but for whatever reason it took me a bit of time to get into her. And by fuck I'm glad I did. Her body is insane, amazing juicy tits and an arse to match, she can get pretty dirty too. Already racking up the anal scenes, I'll for sure be checking out a lot more of Giselle in 2018.


Karma RX
Can't believe I almost forgot this fine piece of ass! It's that tits and tats combo once again that gets me deep down in my balls. Apparently she was like a camgirly snapchatty social media-y filth monger before she decided to jump into the world of cock films. I think she made the right choice. Fit as fuck with a rather impressive rack, I think she'll do pretty well.


And there we have it my friends. A little glimpse at the sluts who have been getting me, and I hope some of you, off in the last few months of 2017. These are the standouts for me, there have been plenty of others that I've gooned over so if your favourite hasn't made the list then don't worry, I've probably knocked a few out over her anyway. If you've not heard of some of them I'd recommend checking them out, and if there are any you think I need to take a look at don't hesitate to leave a comment.

Enjoy! And happy wanking people!