Perfect timing

"Wow, you're really horny tonight" I say to my husband as we are getting ready for bed.
"I've been horny ever since I was masturbating watching you on the computer", he respond.
"Oh, sorry I didn't notice hun. You're always masturbating"
"Fine! Than I'll just stop!"

***WHY SO SERIOUS?***

We forgot we had the Dark Knight playing.
But, what perfect timing.

BTW, he'll never stop. In fact he is right now, as he's watching me type this, and is rubbing my back with the other hand.

Daisy

PS. I'm off to finish him off.