Not a Stripper

I was asked recently if I had ever thought about being a stripper. I have a very quick answer to that. No. I mean, look at my pictures and my videos I post. I just do not have the "equipment" to be a stripper.

Okay, let me rephrase that, I do have the "equipment" to be one since I have a penis and testicles. What I mean is I just do not have the length to be a stripper. My penis just is not big enough.

Do not get me wrong. I am proud of my penis and the size that I am, but I know that people would not want to see a small flaccid penis dancing on stage. Maybe erect yes, but even then, I am only five inches. That would be the only way I would strip on stage for anyone; if I am fully erect.