Damn blue balls -- March 2019
So, a few months ago, after mary jane became legal for consumption in California, my wife got curious about the goodies containing them. One night she had a bit more than she was ready for. In her chair, watching a show with me she stated: "We need to go to bed.."
"Why is that baby"
"Because everyone I'm seeing on TV, and even you... are seeming... I don't know.... demonic... I need to go to bed, I'm tripping too much."
"Okay Drea, lets go to bed then"
"No, you don't understand." She was totally serious, weird half cracked smile, but totally and utterly serious... "I need you to pick me up and put me in bed..."
"Okay babe..."
As I approached her, I don't know what came over me. I'm not sure if it was something that I heard in urban legends, or something I just intrinsically new from our mirror neurons at the time. Instead of picking her up, I kissed her neck and got my lips right in her ear... I began doing a common little hip hop-esque riff in her ear that I frequented through the years... It was with my best Barry White voice, with a Yin Yang twins twist. It goes: "|:Let's go deeper, gotta go deeper,,, mmm ssss (breathing in) lets go deeper gotta go deeper. Ah, ah, ah Ahhh :|" .
As I did this, I traced her naked body, hidden underneath the covers. felt her nipples, the goosebumps on her skin . She wasn't pulling away... if anything her skin, her breath pulled me in.
I slid my fingertips down her sides, around to her bellybutton and navel, around the crease of her hips... and followed the seam, the happy trail where her leg leads to her pussy.... I did it slowly, tickling her skin with my finger tips.... She was receptive.... so I pulled the trigger and placed my hands squarely on her pussy while singing that loop.
Oh, my fucking, god.... she was super wet. I'm not talking about, I can stick 3 fingers immediately wet... I'm talking, her pussy from both exterior sides, left and right.. were soaking. Her ass cheeks and ass hole, were drenched. Her entire crotch was lubricated incredibly, and as I sunk my hand... yes my hand, deep into her sopping wet pussy, she thrusted her hips hard forward, and came huge on my hand. I felt her kegels, her pussy, constrict on my hand. We still had the lights on low and the tv on, so I could see her nipples harden, and her cheeks turn red from her huge orgasm.
That night She begged me to fuck her ass. She begged me to fuck her with my "Big cock" (I'm average... so I have an extension that adds 2.5 inches..) she begged me to get deeper. I stuck my hand into her pussy while I fucked her with my big cock. She couldn't get enough. After what seemed to be an eternal fantasy, of my wife becoming an instant nymphomaniac, I finally couldn't stand it any longer, and I busted my load deep inside her.
In the middle of the night, I woke up horny again. I ran my hand down her back, felt her arch her ass towards my finger tips.. found her pussy still sopping wet, and cumming as soon as I entered her. She fucked me... again. hard. I came a bit sooner.
An hour before wake up time.... I wondered... maybe I can do this again... I caressed her side... her body was receptive. Went towards her pussy... she writhed against me in half sleep hornily. But this time when I touched her pussy she jumped. "Ow, ow, baby it's sore, sweetie no, it's sore."
"Okay Drea, just let me try one thing..." I replied... I noticed this time her pussy was not sopping wet... So I sunk three fingers into my mouth and drenched them as much as I could with my own saliva. She came instantly, and immediately gripped my cock deep around her pussy.
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So This is just a precursor to explain something... Drea is a horn dog when she gets high. It's seriously and by far the best sex we have ever had. We have maybe 3 or 4 times where she has gotten this crazy. One time she seriously began squirting all over the bed. Like, a lot. Hot as hell...
but...
this one time...
things got a bit out of hand.
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Drea was feeling extra slutty, extra size queeny, and I talked dirty to her asking which large cock person she wanted me to bring over. What we settled with was, me putting my big cock on, and fucking her with that as she also inserted an additional 8 inch dildo into her pussy. all of this coupled with her favorite vibrator (A sonicare toothbrush with a condom on it)..She was completely bucking and fucking and cumming all over the place.
And all of the sudden
Like a light switch
Like a cannon...
her eyes got big, and her body shot up the bed, making her sit up hard against our headboard...
"ow ow ow!!!" She complained.
"You okay babe?" I asked, concerned for my amazing wife..
"I don't know.... " She replied, "It hurts...."
After a few minutes, she recovered.. and began fucking me hard and cumming hard again.
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Fast forward a month.... she got her period. For 15 days... finally she stopped.. For 2 days. She got her period again... for 12 days. Something wasn't right. Something wasn't right.
Finally she was able to get into a doctor to check her IUD. If you don't know what an IUD is, it is a birth control device that is set carefully inside a girl's cervix. They provide birth control for about 5 years. No pills... no shots.. no babies.
The did asses that her IUD was shoved too deep into her cervix. Oh crap. Was the birth control still working? She was bitchy, and she gets bitchy when she is pregnant.
She was told she would have to schedule an appointment with her OB.. luckily they were able to fit her in with an emergency appointment that very day.
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Long story short, they had to do minor surgery to forcibly remove the IUD from her Cervix. They basically told her, that she will be doing a recovery from delivering a baby (since they had to forcibly remove IUD from cervix), but without the fun of having a baby. Absolutely no sex for a week minimum, or with any discomfort. Estimated 6 weeks recovery time.
Well, a week later she is still bleeding, still having discomfort. They adjust her meds, try something different to solve the problem... it still doesn't work.
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Fast forward to tonight. We are visiting a dear girlfriend from college. A fantasy of both of ours. A gorgeous petite girl with the largest ass and biggest boobs you could fit on her tiny frame. Natural. Just freak of nature that she could have those proportions, yet still look hot.
I haven't had sex in nearly a month. Drea takes good care of me by reliving her naughty stories in my ear while I jerk off. But it is getting to the point that porn is just too fake. I want to see the tease, the anticipation, the breath, the moaning... not oh your hot shove it in me.
So tonight, I notice our friend... Mary... she was holding her lower back. So later in the evening I ask if her back is sore. She says yes.
As she is washing dishes, I come up behind her and begin massaging her shoulders... he has always been in the know, but always been unachievable. She admits her own bisexuality, and admits her own participation in group sex or threesomes, but never would consider us because we were married, therefore it was wrong.
After the dishes, she asks if she can lie on the bed for me to continue. Of course I oblige. I grab some lotion, and strat massaging her deep beneath her shirt. I start shaking with nerves, wondering if I should unhook her bra as I massaged her skin and muscles near that area. I massaged her full back, up and down, from the middle to the edges, then down both arms. I skipped her ample ass, and massaged both legs slowly, all the way down to her feet. I did her other leg... then worked up both legs, and allowed myself to massage her amazing ass.
She then lifts her head and asks: "Do you want me to put on my shorts from last night."
"Sure, whatever you are comfortable in.."
The previous night Mary was complaining about how much fat her thighs and ass had. Drea and I assured her she was amazing. When she went to bed, she came back out wearing itty bitty black shorts that showed at least three inches of cheek. Fucking fantastic. I'm rubbing your ass in your jeans and you offer that. Yes please!
She came back, no bra this time, and this itty bitty shorts. I began rubbing again. Drea got out of her bath and laid beside us. I kept asking: "Is this good? Are you doing okay?" to which she always replied it was amazing...
As I massaged her ass with her new get up... I allowed my fingers to go beneath her tiny, yet fairly loose, shorts... I rubbed and squeezed and fondled her amazing ass... "Is this good? Do you like this? Am I okay" . to which she said yes.
My hands started being more adventurous... sliding beneath her crack... going between her legs and her crotch. I felt her leaning in to it... breathing more heavily. After a while, my fingers grazed her panties where her pussy was beneath... I felt her flick her hips. "Are we good?" Yes she replied. After feeling near her pussy several times, and convincing myself she was down, I began pressing into her pussy, making it more deliberate, wanting to drain my balls, wanting to feel a pussy or the first time in a month...
...
...
"Maintain boundaries please." Mary stated... my hand immediately left her crotch... I rubbed her shoulders for a bit longer, gave Drea a look, to which Drea said: "I'm ready for bed, can we turn off the lights?
Just like that, Mary went to bed. Drea went to bed... I don't believe I have ever had blue balls, but tonight might be the night. So, I figured I would sit here, and type up this experience for all of you.
In my years of swinging, I have noticed something. Girls run the show. The get the most benefit. Guys just have to wait until their opportunities present themselves, pull the trigger, but still be ready for the failure, because for guys, the majority of the time that is exactly what happens.
Good night xhamster... wish I could have came tonight for all of you! Still very hot night.
"Why is that baby"
"Because everyone I'm seeing on TV, and even you... are seeming... I don't know.... demonic... I need to go to bed, I'm tripping too much."
"Okay Drea, lets go to bed then"
"No, you don't understand." She was totally serious, weird half cracked smile, but totally and utterly serious... "I need you to pick me up and put me in bed..."
"Okay babe..."
As I approached her, I don't know what came over me. I'm not sure if it was something that I heard in urban legends, or something I just intrinsically new from our mirror neurons at the time. Instead of picking her up, I kissed her neck and got my lips right in her ear... I began doing a common little hip hop-esque riff in her ear that I frequented through the years... It was with my best Barry White voice, with a Yin Yang twins twist. It goes: "|:Let's go deeper, gotta go deeper,,, mmm ssss (breathing in) lets go deeper gotta go deeper. Ah, ah, ah Ahhh :|" .
As I did this, I traced her naked body, hidden underneath the covers. felt her nipples, the goosebumps on her skin . She wasn't pulling away... if anything her skin, her breath pulled me in.
I slid my fingertips down her sides, around to her bellybutton and navel, around the crease of her hips... and followed the seam, the happy trail where her leg leads to her pussy.... I did it slowly, tickling her skin with my finger tips.... She was receptive.... so I pulled the trigger and placed my hands squarely on her pussy while singing that loop.
Oh, my fucking, god.... she was super wet. I'm not talking about, I can stick 3 fingers immediately wet... I'm talking, her pussy from both exterior sides, left and right.. were soaking. Her ass cheeks and ass hole, were drenched. Her entire crotch was lubricated incredibly, and as I sunk my hand... yes my hand, deep into her sopping wet pussy, she thrusted her hips hard forward, and came huge on my hand. I felt her kegels, her pussy, constrict on my hand. We still had the lights on low and the tv on, so I could see her nipples harden, and her cheeks turn red from her huge orgasm.
That night She begged me to fuck her ass. She begged me to fuck her with my "Big cock" (I'm average... so I have an extension that adds 2.5 inches..) she begged me to get deeper. I stuck my hand into her pussy while I fucked her with my big cock. She couldn't get enough. After what seemed to be an eternal fantasy, of my wife becoming an instant nymphomaniac, I finally couldn't stand it any longer, and I busted my load deep inside her.
In the middle of the night, I woke up horny again. I ran my hand down her back, felt her arch her ass towards my finger tips.. found her pussy still sopping wet, and cumming as soon as I entered her. She fucked me... again. hard. I came a bit sooner.
An hour before wake up time.... I wondered... maybe I can do this again... I caressed her side... her body was receptive. Went towards her pussy... she writhed against me in half sleep hornily. But this time when I touched her pussy she jumped. "Ow, ow, baby it's sore, sweetie no, it's sore."
"Okay Drea, just let me try one thing..." I replied... I noticed this time her pussy was not sopping wet... So I sunk three fingers into my mouth and drenched them as much as I could with my own saliva. She came instantly, and immediately gripped my cock deep around her pussy.
----------------------------------------------
So This is just a precursor to explain something... Drea is a horn dog when she gets high. It's seriously and by far the best sex we have ever had. We have maybe 3 or 4 times where she has gotten this crazy. One time she seriously began squirting all over the bed. Like, a lot. Hot as hell...
but...
this one time...
things got a bit out of hand.
-------------------------------------------------
Drea was feeling extra slutty, extra size queeny, and I talked dirty to her asking which large cock person she wanted me to bring over. What we settled with was, me putting my big cock on, and fucking her with that as she also inserted an additional 8 inch dildo into her pussy. all of this coupled with her favorite vibrator (A sonicare toothbrush with a condom on it)..She was completely bucking and fucking and cumming all over the place.
And all of the sudden
Like a light switch
Like a cannon...
her eyes got big, and her body shot up the bed, making her sit up hard against our headboard...
"ow ow ow!!!" She complained.
"You okay babe?" I asked, concerned for my amazing wife..
"I don't know.... " She replied, "It hurts...."
After a few minutes, she recovered.. and began fucking me hard and cumming hard again.
----------------------------------------------
Fast forward a month.... she got her period. For 15 days... finally she stopped.. For 2 days. She got her period again... for 12 days. Something wasn't right. Something wasn't right.
Finally she was able to get into a doctor to check her IUD. If you don't know what an IUD is, it is a birth control device that is set carefully inside a girl's cervix. They provide birth control for about 5 years. No pills... no shots.. no babies.
The did asses that her IUD was shoved too deep into her cervix. Oh crap. Was the birth control still working? She was bitchy, and she gets bitchy when she is pregnant.
She was told she would have to schedule an appointment with her OB.. luckily they were able to fit her in with an emergency appointment that very day.
---------------
Long story short, they had to do minor surgery to forcibly remove the IUD from her Cervix. They basically told her, that she will be doing a recovery from delivering a baby (since they had to forcibly remove IUD from cervix), but without the fun of having a baby. Absolutely no sex for a week minimum, or with any discomfort. Estimated 6 weeks recovery time.
Well, a week later she is still bleeding, still having discomfort. They adjust her meds, try something different to solve the problem... it still doesn't work.
----------------------
Fast forward to tonight. We are visiting a dear girlfriend from college. A fantasy of both of ours. A gorgeous petite girl with the largest ass and biggest boobs you could fit on her tiny frame. Natural. Just freak of nature that she could have those proportions, yet still look hot.
I haven't had sex in nearly a month. Drea takes good care of me by reliving her naughty stories in my ear while I jerk off. But it is getting to the point that porn is just too fake. I want to see the tease, the anticipation, the breath, the moaning... not oh your hot shove it in me.
So tonight, I notice our friend... Mary... she was holding her lower back. So later in the evening I ask if her back is sore. She says yes.
As she is washing dishes, I come up behind her and begin massaging her shoulders... he has always been in the know, but always been unachievable. She admits her own bisexuality, and admits her own participation in group sex or threesomes, but never would consider us because we were married, therefore it was wrong.
After the dishes, she asks if she can lie on the bed for me to continue. Of course I oblige. I grab some lotion, and strat massaging her deep beneath her shirt. I start shaking with nerves, wondering if I should unhook her bra as I massaged her skin and muscles near that area. I massaged her full back, up and down, from the middle to the edges, then down both arms. I skipped her ample ass, and massaged both legs slowly, all the way down to her feet. I did her other leg... then worked up both legs, and allowed myself to massage her amazing ass.
She then lifts her head and asks: "Do you want me to put on my shorts from last night."
"Sure, whatever you are comfortable in.."
The previous night Mary was complaining about how much fat her thighs and ass had. Drea and I assured her she was amazing. When she went to bed, she came back out wearing itty bitty black shorts that showed at least three inches of cheek. Fucking fantastic. I'm rubbing your ass in your jeans and you offer that. Yes please!
She came back, no bra this time, and this itty bitty shorts. I began rubbing again. Drea got out of her bath and laid beside us. I kept asking: "Is this good? Are you doing okay?" to which she always replied it was amazing...
As I massaged her ass with her new get up... I allowed my fingers to go beneath her tiny, yet fairly loose, shorts... I rubbed and squeezed and fondled her amazing ass... "Is this good? Do you like this? Am I okay" . to which she said yes.
My hands started being more adventurous... sliding beneath her crack... going between her legs and her crotch. I felt her leaning in to it... breathing more heavily. After a while, my fingers grazed her panties where her pussy was beneath... I felt her flick her hips. "Are we good?" Yes she replied. After feeling near her pussy several times, and convincing myself she was down, I began pressing into her pussy, making it more deliberate, wanting to drain my balls, wanting to feel a pussy or the first time in a month...
...
...
"Maintain boundaries please." Mary stated... my hand immediately left her crotch... I rubbed her shoulders for a bit longer, gave Drea a look, to which Drea said: "I'm ready for bed, can we turn off the lights?
Just like that, Mary went to bed. Drea went to bed... I don't believe I have ever had blue balls, but tonight might be the night. So, I figured I would sit here, and type up this experience for all of you.
In my years of swinging, I have noticed something. Girls run the show. The get the most benefit. Guys just have to wait until their opportunities present themselves, pull the trigger, but still be ready for the failure, because for guys, the majority of the time that is exactly what happens.
Good night xhamster... wish I could have came tonight for all of you! Still very hot night.
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