Getting Laid from a Man’s Perspective
Today was one of the few days I managed pick up sex. It’s not like the movies! The investment is pretty steep. Here’s how I figure I spent my day:
8 hours (all afternoon and evening) on Tinder, etc trying to network
4 hours bouncing around clubs and bars (on a Tuesday) near a college campus
2 hours (in said bars) talking with girls who didn’t go anywhere
90 minutes texting some 38 year old from Tinder who turned out to be a no-show
1 hour talking to a couple of college girls at Steak ‘n Shake near my hotel after the bars closed
30 minutes nursing a milk shake at the counter trying to chat up the decently cute waitress (Katie, early twenties, brown hair and eyes, skinny-cute, sexy in a quiet way...but that’s mostly late-night desperation)
45 minutes talking and laughing with Katie the waitress before and after the end of her shift
15 minutes walking the very long way across the park (so we could swing around lamp posts and hop and hop in puddles of light and laugh some more)...ostensibly to find something to drink at 3am
5 minutes to get her up to my room to “look at travel photos” and sip some liquor miniatures
1 hour sitting on the bed with Netflix on talking and drinking
...before she put her head on my shoulder and I kissed her
30 minutes of kissing, cuddling, kissing, wrestling, kissing, changing the show to something less scary, kissing...
...before she comments on my boner rubbing against her...
10-15 more minutes of half-jokingly circling around the idea of that boner...
...and fondling her through her clothes...
...before I tried to take her shirt off...
...and she tried to back out...
5 minutes embracing and kissing just inside the hotel room door after I caught her on the way out and got her going again...
...before she kicked into gear, pushed me against the door, and started unbuckling my belt.
3 minutes of ripping each other’s clothes off, deep kissing, panting, throwing each other on the bed
5 minutes on penetration on top of her (whoo-hoo!)
5 seconds of climax while ejaculating on her beautiful, firm, little tits (that I got to admire briefly while thrusting)
1 minute of intertwined, heavy breathing collapse (while I got to run my hands over her skin)
maybe 1 minute for her to put her clothes on (while I had a chance to look over her amazing tight ass)
30 seconds for her to make her excuses (“my roommates will be worrying about me) and leave
She kissed me on the forehead and said “thanks” on her way out...but I know she’s currently texting her girlfriends and saying “wtf did I just do?”
I got off. All of my hard work culminated in some sweaty, naked, bareback sex...but I laying awake in a hotel room jerking off to porn (because I’m still horny as hell) and wondering if I messed up this girl’s feelings.
Was any of that worth the effort? Who knows.
I’d love to hear a similar breakdown of a hook up from the female perspective.
anyone?
8 hours (all afternoon and evening) on Tinder, etc trying to network
4 hours bouncing around clubs and bars (on a Tuesday) near a college campus
2 hours (in said bars) talking with girls who didn’t go anywhere
90 minutes texting some 38 year old from Tinder who turned out to be a no-show
1 hour talking to a couple of college girls at Steak ‘n Shake near my hotel after the bars closed
30 minutes nursing a milk shake at the counter trying to chat up the decently cute waitress (Katie, early twenties, brown hair and eyes, skinny-cute, sexy in a quiet way...but that’s mostly late-night desperation)
45 minutes talking and laughing with Katie the waitress before and after the end of her shift
15 minutes walking the very long way across the park (so we could swing around lamp posts and hop and hop in puddles of light and laugh some more)...ostensibly to find something to drink at 3am
5 minutes to get her up to my room to “look at travel photos” and sip some liquor miniatures
1 hour sitting on the bed with Netflix on talking and drinking
...before she put her head on my shoulder and I kissed her
30 minutes of kissing, cuddling, kissing, wrestling, kissing, changing the show to something less scary, kissing...
...before she comments on my boner rubbing against her...
10-15 more minutes of half-jokingly circling around the idea of that boner...
...and fondling her through her clothes...
...before I tried to take her shirt off...
...and she tried to back out...
5 minutes embracing and kissing just inside the hotel room door after I caught her on the way out and got her going again...
...before she kicked into gear, pushed me against the door, and started unbuckling my belt.
3 minutes of ripping each other’s clothes off, deep kissing, panting, throwing each other on the bed
5 minutes on penetration on top of her (whoo-hoo!)
5 seconds of climax while ejaculating on her beautiful, firm, little tits (that I got to admire briefly while thrusting)
1 minute of intertwined, heavy breathing collapse (while I got to run my hands over her skin)
maybe 1 minute for her to put her clothes on (while I had a chance to look over her amazing tight ass)
30 seconds for her to make her excuses (“my roommates will be worrying about me) and leave
She kissed me on the forehead and said “thanks” on her way out...but I know she’s currently texting her girlfriends and saying “wtf did I just do?”
I got off. All of my hard work culminated in some sweaty, naked, bareback sex...but I laying awake in a hotel room jerking off to porn (because I’m still horny as hell) and wondering if I messed up this girl’s feelings.
Was any of that worth the effort? Who knows.
I’d love to hear a similar breakdown of a hook up from the female perspective.
anyone?
5 年 前