2020 New Years Jerk off poll

Third year doing this, hopefully I'll get some more votes going than the past few years!

Looking for some strangers to pick out (please, just the categories below) what I should jerk off to for the whole month of January, category with the most votes wins.

Here are the categories:

Straight
Lesbian
Gay
Transsexual
Bisexual
Girls farting/shitting
Celebrities
A mix of all these things


Thanks for helping me out, and Happy New Year!