LADIES - how near are you to being my ideal woman?

I think the chances of her actually existing are slim to none, but here are the special qualities required:

1 - Be accepting of me (and actively encourage me in) wearing tights
2 - Have a nylon fetish
3 - Like or love cum
4 - Wear heels often
5 - Be happy to swing with other couples, men or women and visit swing clubs
6 - Be happy to be seen out in public wearing "revealing", slutty or transparent clothes.
7 - Be happy to film our sex acts
8 - Be bi sexual or at least bi-curious
9 - Have a high sex drive
10 - able to gush or squirt
11 - like anal sex
12 - willing to experiment in anal play on me including strap-on
13 - willing to go to nudist beaches, areas
14 - willing to play on webcam (either alone or with me)
15 - willing to try tie and tease but no pain at all (both of us)
16 - must like travel
17 - must like food and drink (high end)
18 - must like the Arts, especially classical music and opera
19 - must not be tight with money
20 - must be proud of their appearance

So come on, how many can you tick off??

Let me know in the Comments below