The first time you farted
We’ve been dating for a while now and whilst we haven’t delved into our deepest darkest fetishes and fantasies yet the sex is incredible. Alternating between deep passionate love making and downright dirty lust filled fucking depending on our moods. Last night was the first time you squirted for me. It was the hottest thing ever. My head between your legs watching you writhe in ecstasy, seeing your eyes roll back in your head, you holding your knees up against your tits as my tongue worked overtime slurping up your hot delicious cunt juices as they leaked out over your pretty puckered little arsehole. A vibrator on your clit and my hard wet tongue licking and sucking and tongue fucking both your holes took you to the point of no return. Your body spasmed as you gushed all over my face and I greedily slurped it all up. That’s when it happened, your hand in my hair, your body shook in the last throws of your orgasm, your cunt leaked more magnificent juice, my tongue pressed hard against your arsehole… and you farted.
“Oh my god”, you giggled, “I’m sooooo sorry”, “Fuck that’s embarrassing” you said.
I knew you thought I’d be grossed out but I stayed put and stared lustfully into your eyes. I inhaled deeply savouring the stink of your arse. “mmmm that’s so fucking dirty” I moaned. “I love it, I fucking love your stink”. Inhaling again before eagerly lapping away at your sexy winking bumhole.
“You liked it?” You said curiously. “Fuck yes” I said as I played my fingers gently over your throbbing clit, French kissing your arsehole as I did so. “Wank your cunt in my face as I eat your arse. Fart for me again babygirl. Give it to me” I said. As your fingers furiously and expertly worked your clit you quickly came again and with it you let rip a deliciously hot and wet fart right onto my willing tongue. “Oh my god, you dirty bitch” I moaned as I lay there staring at your beautiful fuckholes, basking in your stink, savouring your fart. “I fucking love it” I growled.
We didn’t really discuss it any further both tired from our fuck, we cuddled you giggled and we drifted off to a deep and satisfying sleep.
In the morning I watched as you emerged from the shower, you got dressed, my favourite little thong with black pantyhose over the top. We kissed and you headed off to start your day. After you left I couldn’t get the thought of the sight of your arse in that thong and those tights out of my mind. My cock grew hard and seeing last nights panties on the floor I grabbed them. Holding them hard against my nose I started to wank my cock. The panties were still wet and smelled very much of you. As I stroked my cock I alternated between sniffing the part where your cunt had been which smelled sweet and fragrant and of sex. Then I moved my nose along a bit to the thin strip of material that had been pressed against and massaged your arsehole all day. The smell was different but equally intoxicating. It smelt of ass no doubt, hot and musky. I inhaled deeply, sniffing and licking your dirty panties, imagining how many hot farts you’d released into them during your day. I was about to cum, enjoying my filthy fantasy and dirty panty wank when my phone pinged. A text. I debated whether to finish my wank but I grabbed my phone to look. A text from you. “Totally just farted in the car lol xxx”. “Mmmm, did it smell good?” I replied. “Yes” came your reply. “I cupped it in my hand and smelt it. It made my pussy twitch thinking you were between my legs as I did it”. With that I shot ribbons of hot cum into your dirty knickers that I now had wrapped around my cock. I took a picture of your cum drenched thong and sent it to you. “Dirty boy ;)” you replied.
What followed was a series of texts from you throughout the day documenting each and every fart. With each text I felt my cock stir into life. The last one before leaving work was a short video clip. It was a quick smile from you before you lowered your phone. You were clearly in the bathroom. I could see your tights and knickers pulled down. You started to pee and as you did so you let out a long hot raunchy sounding fart and I heard you moan and giggle in delight. With that you brought your phone up again, smiled and blew me a kiss. “Hurry home x” I replied. Right then and there I knew I’d found my fellow kinkster. I knew tonight was going to be incredible. I knew tonight I was going to get seriously face farted and I couldn’t wait.
“Oh my god”, you giggled, “I’m sooooo sorry”, “Fuck that’s embarrassing” you said.
I knew you thought I’d be grossed out but I stayed put and stared lustfully into your eyes. I inhaled deeply savouring the stink of your arse. “mmmm that’s so fucking dirty” I moaned. “I love it, I fucking love your stink”. Inhaling again before eagerly lapping away at your sexy winking bumhole.
“You liked it?” You said curiously. “Fuck yes” I said as I played my fingers gently over your throbbing clit, French kissing your arsehole as I did so. “Wank your cunt in my face as I eat your arse. Fart for me again babygirl. Give it to me” I said. As your fingers furiously and expertly worked your clit you quickly came again and with it you let rip a deliciously hot and wet fart right onto my willing tongue. “Oh my god, you dirty bitch” I moaned as I lay there staring at your beautiful fuckholes, basking in your stink, savouring your fart. “I fucking love it” I growled.
We didn’t really discuss it any further both tired from our fuck, we cuddled you giggled and we drifted off to a deep and satisfying sleep.
In the morning I watched as you emerged from the shower, you got dressed, my favourite little thong with black pantyhose over the top. We kissed and you headed off to start your day. After you left I couldn’t get the thought of the sight of your arse in that thong and those tights out of my mind. My cock grew hard and seeing last nights panties on the floor I grabbed them. Holding them hard against my nose I started to wank my cock. The panties were still wet and smelled very much of you. As I stroked my cock I alternated between sniffing the part where your cunt had been which smelled sweet and fragrant and of sex. Then I moved my nose along a bit to the thin strip of material that had been pressed against and massaged your arsehole all day. The smell was different but equally intoxicating. It smelt of ass no doubt, hot and musky. I inhaled deeply, sniffing and licking your dirty panties, imagining how many hot farts you’d released into them during your day. I was about to cum, enjoying my filthy fantasy and dirty panty wank when my phone pinged. A text. I debated whether to finish my wank but I grabbed my phone to look. A text from you. “Totally just farted in the car lol xxx”. “Mmmm, did it smell good?” I replied. “Yes” came your reply. “I cupped it in my hand and smelt it. It made my pussy twitch thinking you were between my legs as I did it”. With that I shot ribbons of hot cum into your dirty knickers that I now had wrapped around my cock. I took a picture of your cum drenched thong and sent it to you. “Dirty boy ;)” you replied.
What followed was a series of texts from you throughout the day documenting each and every fart. With each text I felt my cock stir into life. The last one before leaving work was a short video clip. It was a quick smile from you before you lowered your phone. You were clearly in the bathroom. I could see your tights and knickers pulled down. You started to pee and as you did so you let out a long hot raunchy sounding fart and I heard you moan and giggle in delight. With that you brought your phone up again, smiled and blew me a kiss. “Hurry home x” I replied. Right then and there I knew I’d found my fellow kinkster. I knew tonight was going to be incredible. I knew tonight I was going to get seriously face farted and I couldn’t wait.
5 年 前
