The Simple Trick to Getting a Tranny
Poor guys. All you want to do is have sex with a tranny. But all the good ones aren't interested. Don't worry, I'll teach you a few secrets that are guaranteed to get you all the tranny sex you could ever want.
1. Are you a big strong handsome alpha male? No, you're not. If you were, you probably wouldn't need my help... trannies would be falling over themselves to get to you, am I right? Alpha males just have something that you're lacking and can never have. You poor thing. But don't worry, you have an ace in the hole that real men don't have... and this little difference is your key to attracting trannies that might not even WANT an alpha male.
2. The secret: trannies like trannies. Plenty of us even prefer other trannies to men. This is the trick that you need to know. If you want to maximize your appeal to trannies, you're going to have to pretend to be one. You know what a "trap" is, right? A boy that pretends to be a girl to trick men into having sex with them. You'll be doing the same thing, but kinda in reverse.
3. It's such a simple trick, but many tranny-chasers don't even think of it. They just keep trying to win us over with their insufficient "masculine" selves, failing miserably, going home alone and masturbating pathetically to pics and vids of the gurls they can never have. It's so sad. Especially when they could simply pretend to be a tranny and get the best sex of their lives.
4. Oh, it won't necessarily be easy. It's a simple trick, but it takes a little mental and physical preparation and practice. You're going to want to be able to fool trannies, who are by nature especially good at detecting all the little details of feminine illusion. You're going to have to learn how to use makeup and wigs, wear female clothing, walk in heels, etc... a lot of little details, but the payoff will be so sweet. Keep your eyes on the prize.
5. Don't get overwhelmed. You might want to start slow, say by wearing panties underneath your male clothes for a few days. You might be surprised how nice it feels. If you're really looking to maximize the experience, try shaving off your hair down there.
6. A good practice method is to find yourself a mirror and go through some feminine actions. You can do this even when you're not dressed up; in fact, it's a good idea to do a quick round of practice in restrooms at work or in stores, etc. Don't worry about looking ridiculous; you'll get better the more you do it. Who knows, maybe you're a natural at it. You'll know that you're making progress when you start to get turned on watching your own reflection act sexy. Go ahead and cum all you want -- think of it as your reward for your hard work.
7. If you find yourself discouraged by your appearance, your makeup skills, your voice, etc, just remember the goal: you want to be sexy to "other" trannies, which doesn't necessarily mean looking as much like a real woman as possible. I'm sure you've been attracted to gurls who wouldn't necessarily fool anybody. That's the key -- you're not attracted to them because they look exactly like a woman, otherwise you'd just be a boring normal straight guy. And of course, you're not. See #1 above.
8. You may find it difficult to really "get into character." Luckily, people have made lots of media content to get you in the right frame of mind. You've probably seen plenty of tranny videos; start looking at them for tips, imagining yourself in their place. Even better, watch some "sissy hypnosis" videos to really get the feel for it. It's okay because you know you're not really a sissy, you're just like an actor learning a role. The best method actors will study their characters so deeply that they "become" them. That's really what you should be aiming for.
9. If you haven't already, now's the time to get a nice dildo and start working on your oral and anal skills. No decent tranny is going to want you if you can't get them off. And let's face it, the reason you want a tranny in the first place is because you want cock, right? So get good at it. Spend lots of time sucking, and train your throat and your gag reflex. Stretch out that asshole and practice breathing to make yourself nice and loose. Poppers can help a lot if you're especially tight or nervous. Keep at it. Cum with that cock in your mouth or ass. It's not quite as good as the real thing, but it can be pretty damn good on its own. Which is good, because you're going to have to do it a LOT to make sure you can please the real thing when you reach your goal.
10. There's only one last step before you're ready to be totally attractive to trannies. You have to have sex with a guy. I know, it's not what you want... but trust me, it's absolutely essential. You're never going to be able to convince a tranny that you're really a tranny if you fumble around like a beginner with their body. They'll know you're faking, and all of your hard work will be for nothing. So find a guy who likes trannies and isn't too picky, and suck his cock. If it helps, pretend he's actually a tranny. Or just pretend you are. Either way, your only really tough choice is whether to let him cum in your mouth or go all the way and take him up your ass. Either way will earn you points, but if you let him cum in your mouth, you'll have to find another guy to break you in anally. Shouldn't be a problem; at this point, you're getting good at pretending to be slutty and lots of guys will respond to that.
11. Now you're ready to fool a tranny. You're such a perfect replica of a tranny that you're ready to fool a gurl into thinking you're one of them. I know you'll do fine. You may even enjoy it so much that you'll want to pretend all the time. Nobody has to know that you're not REALLY a tranny. Just because you look like one, and act like one, and think like one... it'll be our little secret that you're just pretending. Nobody has to know that you're really just a man. Well, not a real man, we covered that in #1 earlier. But something like a man, anyway. Something like a man that dresses like a girl and gives blowjobs and takes cock in the ass and loves it. Let's just call it a tranny trap.
And you know what's great? Since you're now indistinguishable from a real tranny, you can have all the tranny sex you want -- because even if you fuck a guy, it will be tranny sex. So get out there and fuck random men. Remember how turned on you were watching trannies get fucked by big black cock? Make it happen! Two or more guys -- the sky's the limit! There's no end to the tranny sex you can now have, and the best part is: it's all pretend. You could even pretend to be a tranny prostitute and make some money at it. Think about the possibilities!
* okay, there's only one way this plan can fail: if you find yourself obsessed with one of the rare trannies that only likes women. But there's still hope; you can get hormones and an operation to become what they want. It's a long shot, and it still might not be enough to win them over, but at least you'll know that you covered all your bases. And trust me, that level of pretending will fool just about ANYBODY into thinking that you're really a transsexual.
1. Are you a big strong handsome alpha male? No, you're not. If you were, you probably wouldn't need my help... trannies would be falling over themselves to get to you, am I right? Alpha males just have something that you're lacking and can never have. You poor thing. But don't worry, you have an ace in the hole that real men don't have... and this little difference is your key to attracting trannies that might not even WANT an alpha male.
2. The secret: trannies like trannies. Plenty of us even prefer other trannies to men. This is the trick that you need to know. If you want to maximize your appeal to trannies, you're going to have to pretend to be one. You know what a "trap" is, right? A boy that pretends to be a girl to trick men into having sex with them. You'll be doing the same thing, but kinda in reverse.
3. It's such a simple trick, but many tranny-chasers don't even think of it. They just keep trying to win us over with their insufficient "masculine" selves, failing miserably, going home alone and masturbating pathetically to pics and vids of the gurls they can never have. It's so sad. Especially when they could simply pretend to be a tranny and get the best sex of their lives.
4. Oh, it won't necessarily be easy. It's a simple trick, but it takes a little mental and physical preparation and practice. You're going to want to be able to fool trannies, who are by nature especially good at detecting all the little details of feminine illusion. You're going to have to learn how to use makeup and wigs, wear female clothing, walk in heels, etc... a lot of little details, but the payoff will be so sweet. Keep your eyes on the prize.
5. Don't get overwhelmed. You might want to start slow, say by wearing panties underneath your male clothes for a few days. You might be surprised how nice it feels. If you're really looking to maximize the experience, try shaving off your hair down there.
6. A good practice method is to find yourself a mirror and go through some feminine actions. You can do this even when you're not dressed up; in fact, it's a good idea to do a quick round of practice in restrooms at work or in stores, etc. Don't worry about looking ridiculous; you'll get better the more you do it. Who knows, maybe you're a natural at it. You'll know that you're making progress when you start to get turned on watching your own reflection act sexy. Go ahead and cum all you want -- think of it as your reward for your hard work.
7. If you find yourself discouraged by your appearance, your makeup skills, your voice, etc, just remember the goal: you want to be sexy to "other" trannies, which doesn't necessarily mean looking as much like a real woman as possible. I'm sure you've been attracted to gurls who wouldn't necessarily fool anybody. That's the key -- you're not attracted to them because they look exactly like a woman, otherwise you'd just be a boring normal straight guy. And of course, you're not. See #1 above.
8. You may find it difficult to really "get into character." Luckily, people have made lots of media content to get you in the right frame of mind. You've probably seen plenty of tranny videos; start looking at them for tips, imagining yourself in their place. Even better, watch some "sissy hypnosis" videos to really get the feel for it. It's okay because you know you're not really a sissy, you're just like an actor learning a role. The best method actors will study their characters so deeply that they "become" them. That's really what you should be aiming for.
9. If you haven't already, now's the time to get a nice dildo and start working on your oral and anal skills. No decent tranny is going to want you if you can't get them off. And let's face it, the reason you want a tranny in the first place is because you want cock, right? So get good at it. Spend lots of time sucking, and train your throat and your gag reflex. Stretch out that asshole and practice breathing to make yourself nice and loose. Poppers can help a lot if you're especially tight or nervous. Keep at it. Cum with that cock in your mouth or ass. It's not quite as good as the real thing, but it can be pretty damn good on its own. Which is good, because you're going to have to do it a LOT to make sure you can please the real thing when you reach your goal.
10. There's only one last step before you're ready to be totally attractive to trannies. You have to have sex with a guy. I know, it's not what you want... but trust me, it's absolutely essential. You're never going to be able to convince a tranny that you're really a tranny if you fumble around like a beginner with their body. They'll know you're faking, and all of your hard work will be for nothing. So find a guy who likes trannies and isn't too picky, and suck his cock. If it helps, pretend he's actually a tranny. Or just pretend you are. Either way, your only really tough choice is whether to let him cum in your mouth or go all the way and take him up your ass. Either way will earn you points, but if you let him cum in your mouth, you'll have to find another guy to break you in anally. Shouldn't be a problem; at this point, you're getting good at pretending to be slutty and lots of guys will respond to that.
11. Now you're ready to fool a tranny. You're such a perfect replica of a tranny that you're ready to fool a gurl into thinking you're one of them. I know you'll do fine. You may even enjoy it so much that you'll want to pretend all the time. Nobody has to know that you're not REALLY a tranny. Just because you look like one, and act like one, and think like one... it'll be our little secret that you're just pretending. Nobody has to know that you're really just a man. Well, not a real man, we covered that in #1 earlier. But something like a man, anyway. Something like a man that dresses like a girl and gives blowjobs and takes cock in the ass and loves it. Let's just call it a tranny trap.
And you know what's great? Since you're now indistinguishable from a real tranny, you can have all the tranny sex you want -- because even if you fuck a guy, it will be tranny sex. So get out there and fuck random men. Remember how turned on you were watching trannies get fucked by big black cock? Make it happen! Two or more guys -- the sky's the limit! There's no end to the tranny sex you can now have, and the best part is: it's all pretend. You could even pretend to be a tranny prostitute and make some money at it. Think about the possibilities!
* okay, there's only one way this plan can fail: if you find yourself obsessed with one of the rare trannies that only likes women. But there's still hope; you can get hormones and an operation to become what they want. It's a long shot, and it still might not be enough to win them over, but at least you'll know that you covered all your bases. And trust me, that level of pretending will fool just about ANYBODY into thinking that you're really a transsexual.
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