What Went In and Out of My Stomach (part one)

OK, ok, I get it. Wow. You are guys are so persistent! I keep getting asked about my 4th of July weekend at the lake. (Truth is I haven't even come back from the lake yet, but that's a whole other story). I don't know why, but sometimes I feel like writing about my life, and sometimes I don't. Here I am starting writing, and I am not even sure how much I am going to say. But I will tell you this one, because I thought it was funny.

So, holiday lake weekend. Lots of boats, lots of people, lot of partying. I drank some lake water, a shit ton of alcohol, and even more semen! All you guys kept asking how much I got fucked on the lake. Well, I did get fucked on the lake, but usually, and it was true this trip, there is alot more sucking on boats than fucking! (actually had a fucking experience that was similar to this sucking one). It's just easier and less obnoxious to put my head in a guys lap than to bend over and rock the boat, lol.

So, it's Friday afternoon and the sun is blazing down hard. I haven't eaten all day cuz we hit the water kinda early for me. Been boat hopping all day, so no clue who's boat I am on, where my friends are, anything. Just following the free drinks. Lost my bikini top on one of the boats, but honestly was way too drunk to care or to go looking for it. So this guy hands me a drink as he helps me onto the boat he is on, and then starts telling me to chug it with him. Next thing you know, I am wobbly, go to the floor sitting there, rocking with the water when he pulls my head down into his lap. I notice that his buddy has his cock out stroking it while he watches me slob up and down on this guy's cock. It's actually a really long cock (why are guys with great junk always so proud and obsessed with it?).

So he has his hands on the back of my head, pushing me down as I try to keep my hair out of my mouth and from getting stuck to his slobbery wet cock, but he is super hard and I am taking it strong. Next thing you know a guy in a super loud boat comes roaring past and sends wake waves straight at all of us tied up together. I wasn't expecting it and neither was he. He is pushing down on my head when the boat rocks up really hard and really fast and I wasn't ready or expecting it and his cock went like lightning into the back of my throat, and mixing that with all the alcohol the motion, the sun, the sperm, I didn't even have time to try to hold it down. I fucking spewed all over his cock.

The part he thought was so bad is that my puke was filled with other guy's cum. White swirls in the colored alcohol mess that was all over his lap, my chest, and the boat seat and floor. He started yelling "you bitch, you stupid bitch" and jumped up and knocked me over into the puke. He dives in the water, as I sit up and start trying to wipe my face off, and the other guy that was watching and stroking apparently liked it so much, that while i am bent over making sure my mouth is empty of puke, he straddles my back and cums all up in my hair. I was covered in rum and vodka drinks, with double digit half-digested cum loads, and this guy goes and shoots a fresh one into my hair. Do you know what it's like to get cum outtat your hair? Especially when it's in the back where you can't see and you are on the lake at the time.

But the part that really made me laugh, and think the whole thing was funny? The asshole who was slamming my head down and called me a bitch.....yeah, he never got to cum. Lol. Karma dude.
发布者 megscheerfun
4 年 前
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nerdknight
nerdknight 2 年 前
 That aounded so funny and such a great blow 😨 fest hmmn boat fucking now.on a bucket list 
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watchmejack12 4 年 前
megscheerfun : I wish i could see some of your pics
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megscheerfun
megscheerfun 出版商 4 年 前
watchmejack12 : Glad u enjoyed
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watchmejack12 4 年 前
Thats funny as hell
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megscheerfun
megscheerfun 出版商 4 年 前
luckyguy6969 : Lol, you are so welcome
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luckyguy6969
luckyguy6969 4 年 前
Hilarious, awesome story!  Thanks for sharing it!
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Grandon
Grandon 4 年 前
Karma works in mysterious ways :grinning:
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curiousguy39 4 年 前
inconsiderate assholes!!! i'd have laid you in the front of the boat and my head between your legs!!
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megscheerfun
megscheerfun 出版商 4 年 前
kratos21 : Big kiss
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kratos21
kratos21 4 年 前
megscheerfun : Oh no i meant on his part, not your fault the guy was being an idiot lol
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megscheerfun
megscheerfun 出版商 4 年 前
kratos21 : Well i just wasn't thinking
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kratos21
kratos21 4 年 前
Lol what kind of idiot wouldnt expect at least a chance of that happening when you mix in that much alcohol 
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3knockers
3knockers 4 年 前
sounds very wild and intense
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