gassnake 的个人资料

最后出现于 2 年前

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我是:

男性, 异性恋者

自:

萨斯喀彻温省, 加拿大

在找:

女性, 异性恋者

语言:

英语, 中文

教育:

学士（4 年大学）

关系:

单身

抽烟:

从不

喝酒:

偶尔

星座:

天秤座

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MitchNutro 3 年前

至 nadr6666 : Yah, wow is right.

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MitchNutro 3 年前

Can you return my drill and those Rush cd's from that box set I borrowed to you over 2 years ago? Come on eh! Eh!

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ericatranslady 3 年前

add me plz

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SuperdiverWR 4 年前

WHEN YOU CAME BACK, ADD ME, PLEASE...

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nadr6666 5 年前

wow

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He used paper towels saturated in food coloring. I can't tell you how long it remained green — we happened to break up on the same day as the Big Reveal.
Outrageous, right? I called a friend as soon as he left and told her what had happened. She told her roommate, who mentioned it to a friend, and before I knew it, people would beg me to tell my "Kermit dick" yarn. Once a stranger at a party even started telling me this "crazy story" about "some guy who dyed his penis green." The tale, which still gets a laugh, had come full circle.

It's good to be able to chuckle at the past; it's the reward we're promised when we find out our boyfriend is wanted in six states, or maintains an active match.com
profile while we're together, or dyes his penis green. But my willingness to turn our absurd ending into a Sex and the City episode — telling the story in the same rehearsed words, pausing for laughs in the same places every time — was starting to nag at me.

Sure, the dyeing decision was odd, but it was in keeping with the kinds of quirky things my boyfriend did — like picking my lock one day and sneaking into my home to leave romantic notes and loaves of French bread and cheese. Another time, he invited me out for a "goldfish date," which, had I agreed to it, would have involved releasing hundreds of goldfish into local fountains. Anybody can buy a bouquet of flowers; his ideas took effort.

Ultimately, I realized our relationship, once full of billowy passion that both consumed and drained me, had been reduced to a punch line. It robbed that intense period of its gravitas — he'd been my first lover, the first person I tried to take care of, the first guy who implied he could see a future with me.

He and I loosely kept in touch for years after we broke up. At one point the green incident popped up in conversation, and I finally asked him why he did it. "I thought you'd like it," he said.

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sheff11 5 年前

Lovely stuff!

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zantac 7 年前

Nice page......Thanks for your friendship!

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gareth160 8 年前

Thank you very much for the add

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gareth160 8 年前

Great stuff!

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st_john_green 9 年前

Excellent videos. Thanks

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orsm1 10 年前

Thanks for adding me

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ismq 10 年前

I'm am new to Xhamster and your videos are very good I ask of you to add me as a friend

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cloudheaven 10 年前

Awesome collection. Thanks for add

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69689 11 年前

Merry X'mas n 10s 4 +.

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wilhardt 11 年前

fantastic videos

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riobamba 12 年前

Did you see these videos of me in Shanghai ?
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Daphne69 12 年前

Thanks for the add. Bailey is the best.

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Daphne69 12 年前

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treaploc53 12 年前

Thanks for the precious Bailey Jay videos!

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mat73 12 年前

thank's for the add!

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bundyman7 12 年前

thanks alot

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capua 12 年前

great video collection

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Melanie_Love 12 年前

Cute profil pic ^^

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pokemonn 12 年前

Thanks for the invite!

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bjgoo 12 年前

Love underwater videos! Great stuff

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longdikrasc 12 年前

Thanks for accepting my friends request

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