Makemine 的个人资料

AS OF 1/27/2025.
NOTICE - NOTICE- NOTICE:
I'M A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD BOY.
Xham has decided my commentary is too suggestive for the pages of this porn site. For the greater good of humanity and porn (because porn should be clean and pure) I have been censored by this site of wholesomeness. Even though I have read, seen, saved many stories which put my comments to shame. Hell, I've seen page names that put some of my comments to shame. The hypocrassy stinks to high heaven. But, there are brown nosers everywhere, and ass kissers will always win out. I can no longer send or comment or reply to anything sent me. It's not that I don't want to. Xham has a set of morals made up by morons and fools. But, if I keep my nose clean, I can keep my page until such time as a negative judgement is handed down and I am forever banned fron this hellhole.
So: Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

As of 1/28/25
Xham narcs still interested. What can I do? They've locked me out, but still think I'm interesting...I guess. Assholes. Hail the regime!!!

Vids that disappoint:
POV - Why? If you don't want to be seen, don't make porn. It's not cute. It's not erotic. It's nothing.
SHOW THE FACES- I want kissing, genital licking, rimming, all the things we need to see your face doing. Also, see POV.
CREAMPIES - NO!! Creampies are wonderful. Do it on your own time. I want to see faces plastered and mouths full.
MONEY SHOTS - Do we really need to watch a guy jerk himself for 10 mins trying to produce a decent cum shot? Ever hear of cut aways? Kill time with sucking, kissing, ANYTHING!! Even the other actor(s) in the scene start to looked bored.
HIGH HEELS - When have you ever had sex with someone who kept their heels on? Accident waiting to happen. Tearing furniture or sheets. You'll poke your eye out, k i d - that's what they really mean in A CHRISTMAS STORY. Now, watch the movie and try not to think about that.
UNDERWEAR - Are you really in that much of a hurry to take them off? Thumbs in waistband, push down, take a step, DONE. And, it's not a condom. There is no protection to be had. Show us the goods.
CLOTHES (in general) - Again, TAKE THEM OFF. We want to see naked bodies in all their glory. What is so sexy about leaving a tube top around your stonach? A bra around your tits? A garter belt? NOTHING!!!
Exception - thigh high stockings, but NO garter belt.
INTERCUTTING OF SEX SCENES - Fellini is dead and for good reason. Don't intercut two or three sex scenes at the same time. Show one all the way through, then go on to the next one. By the time the money shot happens, you don't care about it. You've been jerked around enough for the entire movie.
COMPILATIONS: No thank you. You see part of a scene that you want to see more. Nope, it's a compilation. Hopefully, someobe knows what you're talking about and can get you to the correct vid or movie.
REALLY SHORT VIDS - What's the point?

Of course, there are exceptions to every rule. Nothing is written in stone.

If someone is missing for 7 years, they can be declared legally dead. If a profile has been dead for 7 years, why not delete it - compleatly? Hell, 4 yeras is fine. Pretty sure they are not coming back. At the very least, open all files that are password protected. Nothing more annoying then clicking on a page and all the vids and photos are not accessable - after many years of inactivity.

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Porngannet 4 天前

Thanks for the invite!

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Enjoysbothways430 14 天前

good page

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siegfriedm607 15 天前

sweet...

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justok2005 22 天前

My Mother helped me change my settings so people can see my Favorites.Thanks Mom

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PrivateUserF 22 天前

Wow, interesting x

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BanglaxxZ 24 天前

Thank you

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primeros 24 天前

Splendide collection de favoris 👍😉

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Heraharding 24 天前

Good rules, I can agree to you in many poins.

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gramps 25 天前

No thank you.

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MamaZSekretem 26 天前

Welcome in mommys naughty world 😘

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yannemily 27 天前

Thanks for your add. Kisses

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Corrupt_Her 1 月前

Never too you*ng...PRE...Gotcha 😜 ThanX for the invite!

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cp70 1 月前

Thanks for the invite...

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PurplePal 1 月前

Hot choice of vids bud.

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mrashidhussain 1 月前

hello

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sjszombie 1 月前

Hi, well I accidentlly came across your profile, ( may be ran into is a better word lol) and gotta say that YOU are on the mark with your VIDEOS THAT DISAPPOINT, and MAY I just add one concept to that,? ( in case momentum starts and you step up your game, and get them to LISTEN..

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bitemeok 1 月前

Goof profile with sexy vids

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BisselBi 1 月前

Nice galleries ☺️

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Bootylover1979 1 月前

Hot

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zapster451 1 月前

Love your favorites!!

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silver2claw 1 月前

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silver2claw 1 月前

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Fridagirl 1 月前

OMG we think alike my gripes exactly with the sad state of videos and to think all my stuff was taken down dumped in favour of the mass produced crap we have to try and wank off too.

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