End of Term at St Margaret’s. I take a tighter grip on the seat of the chair with my hands and sniffle miserably. The hard back of the chair is pressing into my tummy through the thin material of my vest. Through my tear blurred eyes I see a piece of chalk resting on the floor in front of me. It’s strange how you notice things like that at these moments. I fix my gaze on the chalk and, taking a deep breath, try to still my squirming. I can hear animated voices from the schoolyard below the classroom window. The girls of St Margaret Clitheroe’s Finishing School for Youn… 阅读更多内容

The Lady Godiva Myths are the stories we tell ourselves about ourselves. Some may have some grounding in historical fact, some may be simple embellishments of real events, some may be entirely fictitious and in most cases we will probably never know how true they are. In a sense it doesn’t really matter. Do we really care if there ever was such a person as Robin Hood, or that William Tell probably never existed? Is it important that all the stories of King Arthur and… 阅读更多内容

Stormy Weather (Part Three) The worst case scenario I’ve come personally to a general storm disaster was in the summer of 2007. In June of the year the British isles were enveloped in a series of catastrophic storms and massive flooding as a result of torrential downpour. The city I lived in was one of the worst hit. On the 25th of June the skies opened and dropped an incredible 3.9 inches of rain on the city in the space of a few hours. The result was cataclysmic. I was teaching in a local school that morning and myself and my pupils were forced to abandon one classroom after an… 阅读更多内容

Stormy Weather (Part Two) It was Hurricane Sandy that really started me thinking about storms and their power to frighten and awe us. I have a number of friends on xhamster that lay directly in the path of that enormous storm and I monitored with fascination that awful period when they huddled down and awaited the onset of the storm. Unlike me on my fishing boat off the coast of Portugal they couldn’t uproot and run away. They just had to sit there and wait for the storm to do its worst. It was no ordinary storm either. From a tropical wave on the 22nd of October in the Carib… 阅读更多内容

Stormy Weather. Some years ago I was floating on a great expanse of sparkling blue, ocean beneath a vivid azure sky and the searing heat of the southern sun baking the decks of our small craft. I was on a sport fishing boat out of Portimao in Southern Portugal ostensibly trying to catch sharks from the vastness of the Eastern Atlantic. I wasn’t doing very well at it but then neither was anybody else on the chartered boat. At least I was doing better than the party of Dutch anglers on the boat. They had dined well and drunk heartily on the way out to our mark some twenty miles… 阅读更多内容

Sappho; The Muse of Lesbos. Around the sixth century BC there lived on an island, in the Aegean Sea, an extraordinary woman. Few people know much about her and indeed the historical record itself can shed little definite light on her life. Most of what we know about her was either written after her passing by ancient scholars or is deduced from the writings of her own hand in the few remaining fragments of her poetry. Yet in her day she was one of the greatest and most famous poets of her a… 阅读更多内容

Michaela and the Cherry Tree. The July morning is bright and clear; the fluffy cumulus clouds scudding across the azure summer sky in gay abandon before the strong westerly breeze. The grass and meadow flowers of our little idyllic corner of the Yorkshire Dales ripple in the wind in harmony with the swaying branches and rustling foliage of the sycamore trees in the copse behind the camp. Away in the distance the shadow of the clouds skip across the fell sides clad in heather and the dry stone walls climbing the… 阅读更多内容

When Yer Dad Gets ‘Ome. Now young lady, ‘ave you owt to say, Bringin’ shame on us all be the light o’ day, Mrs Brown saw yer so there’s no denyin’, So don’t try fibbin’ an’ don’t try lyin’, So go wash yer face an’ give yer ‘air a comb, ‘Cos there’s trouble ahead when yer dad gets ‘ome! It’s no use pullin’ faces, ‘cos you’ve bin seen, Caught red ‘anded, fair and clean, So you may sulk an’ you may frown, You’ll show a different face when yer knickers come down, An’ you might sob and you might moan, You’ll sing a different tune when yer dad gets ‘ome! Act… 阅读更多内容

The New Teacher’s Instruction. sister Bernadette throws down the magazine onto the table in front of me. “Have ye anything to say for yourself girl?” she demands in her thick Irish brogue. Dumbly I shake my head. Denial or prevarication will avail me little here. The new young teacher at St Margaret Clitheroe’s Finishing School for Young Ladies, sister Juliana, caught me red handed with the incriminating evidence concealed inside my folder. She must have taken Holy vows early in life for it seemed as if she’d never seen anything quite like the magazine before. She’d blushed crimson w… 阅读更多内容

La Petite Mort: Excuse my French! I have, it appears, made a serious error in uploading my last picture gallery. It has turned out to be the least viewed gallery that I have ever posted with only a paltry few hundred views to its name. On the face of it, it is difficult to understand why. I mean it is probably one of the sexiest and graphic galleries I have ever posted. It is dedicated to the female orgasm and consists in essence of a lot of very beautiful women captured on film in the very climatic throes of the highest passion. I mean what’s not to like ab… 阅读更多内容

It was fun! Michaela xxxxx… 阅读更多内容

In the Name of the Father. It is cold in the school gymnasium; the wooden parquet cool beneath my bare feet and my gym knickers and vest offering little warmth against the late October chill in the high ceilinged, cavernous chamber. The Margaret Clitheroe Finishing School for Young Ladies believes in the virtues of austerity and frugality and is not known for pampering the young women in its charge with the luxury of unwarranted expenditure on central heating bills. It would be unlikely for the school to heat the gymnasium at any time. It would be unheard of fo… 阅读更多内容

The Biblical Guide to Good Christian Marriage. What do these six states of the United States of America all have in common: Iowa, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York and Vermont? Answer? They all permit legalised marriage between couples of the same sex. This contrasts fairly sharply with the 29 states which have constitutional amendments banning same sex marriage and a further 12 which ban it through legislation. That seems a little low considering the United States’ historical leading role in the gay rights movement. What is the problem? The… 阅读更多内容

Eyes for a Rainbow. There isn’t much to be said for getting caught in a nasty little Autumnal shower on your way home from the shops but sometimes, just sometimes, it’s all worth it. Late this afternoon was a case in point. I had just battered my way through the worst of the shower, pawing the damp ruins of my hair from my face and grumbling to myself when the rain cloud broke in the west and the low sun broke through the clearing clouds and lit up the rai… 阅读更多内容

Aphrodite: Goddess of Love. Aphrodite is the deity most deeply ingrained into our culture and mythology; the one Goddess nearly everybody is familiar with under one guise or another and everybody’s favourite. She has been with us for thousands of years metamorphosising from revered deity into cultural icon used to market everything from rock music to lingerie. Images and depictions of her are ubiquitous; the most instantly recognisable figure of human sexuality and love; so pervasive within our culture that not even the deadening hand of patriarchal monotheis… 阅读更多内容

Barbarella. If anybody has chanced to look at my picture gallery “Barbarella” I thought this blog might serve as a useful introduction and explanation for anybody who has not seen the movie that the stills in the gallery are taken from. After all the movie is nearly 45 years old and many people will not be old enough to remember its original release or to have occasion to have seen it since. The film, for all i… 阅读更多内容

Just a little something for all you girls who are in trouble with your mistresses I know how it feels! Michaela xxxxx… 阅读更多内容

Man and His Wolf. Sometime, an awfully long time ago, in some place, nobody knows exactly where or when, something remarkable happened. It may have happened lots of times in many different places; an almost inevitable collusion that was somehow destined to occur. Nevertheless it was remarkable and singular in its occurrence. Two predatory species found each other and formed a bonding; a cooperative partnership virtually unique within nature. One was a canine quadruped, Canis lupus, the Grey Wolf; the other a bipedal primate, Homo sapiens, us. It was a ma… 阅读更多内容

Kama Sutra: The Art of Love. I recently posted a comment on my profile page to the effect of “Whoopee! I’m a Kama Sutra Guru!” having just noticed that I’d been promoted to that rank by xhamster as a reward for the comments I had left on the site. Now you may have gathered that I was being a little ironic and, to be honest, there have been more significant milestones in my life than having xhamster solemnly bestow this title on me. I’ll probably be a bit more excited when they elevate me to the rank of porn star. There’s a secret part of me that’s always wan… 阅读更多内容

Gypsy Rose Lee. When it comes to the business of taking your clothes off in front of an audience for a living, Gypsy Rose Lee is a legend. Few women have ever shed their clothes with more wit and humour to the delight of so many as this gorgeous little darling from Seattle, Washington. 2011 was the centenary year of the birth of this lady and, although she featured briefly in an old gallery of mine, I thought it a shame that xhamster, a site which after all is dedicated largely to the talents of ladies who can’t keep their clothes on, had never pai… 阅读更多内容