This is a simple fun test to see if you are a sissy slut. Simply answer yes or no add the points and find out your final score. 1. Have you ever tried on panties ? (1point) 2. If you answered yes to question 1 did you get a hardon? (1point) 3. Is your cock less than 6 inches hard ? (1point) 4. Did you start watching shemale porn because regular porn wasn't doing it for you any more ? (1point) 5. If answered yes to question 4 did shemale porn lead you to crossdressing and sissy boi porn ? (1point) 6. Have you found your mum/sisters dildo collection (1point) 7. If answered yes to quest… 阅读更多内容

Do you fantasize about eating your own cum? Have you done it? Ever wondered how perverted this makes you in relation to other guys with this kinky fetish? Take this quiz and find out just what a naughty pervert you are. Share your score in the comments below! (If you answer TRUE to any of the following questions, add the points to your total.) 1. You have watched a cum eating instructional (CEI) video where the girl either humiliates or encourages you to eat your own cum and it turned you on so much that you blew your load. (1 point) 2. When masturbating, you've lifted your legs over your h… 阅读更多内容

It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgenic man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food an… 阅读更多内容

An actual sign at golf course. With golf season quickly approaching here in the Toronto area, here is some golf humour: Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland . 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.… 阅读更多内容

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I have often wondered about growing up in the nudist or naturalist lifestyle. If you did grow up in that lifestyle, what was the experience like for you? Are you planning on bringing up your family in the nudist lifestyle? Any pros or cons? Thanks in advance.… 阅读更多内容

Have you ever been caught masturbating in public? If so what happened? My Story: There was the one time that I know of, I was in the back of the mall parking lot, mostly off by myself, and I was very horny so I figured I could rub one out before heading in to the mall. So I grabbed the lotion out of the glove box and took matters in to my own hands. I was about to finish when I saw a smokin' hot woman walking to their car. Our eyes meet so I know she saw me and what I was doing, and it was too late to try to hide it. So as she slowed down and watched I finished up. She gave me a little smile… 阅读更多内容

It seems like everyone is into porn these with more people exposing themselves. Have you ever found a boss, co-worker, neighbor or a relative on a porn site? If so, did you learn anything about them you didn't know?… 阅读更多内容

So here's the deal...You get to ask me Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (that's the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to re post this and see what people ask you......… 阅读更多内容

Xhamster page: Age: Location: Last time you had sex with a female: Last time you had sex with a male: Favorite position and why? Do you think I'm hot? Is face or dick size more important: What makes you a good sex partner? Lights on or off? Do you have to be shitfaced for 3 some or anytime? Is sex in shower better than sex in bed? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you need cuddling afterwards? Is being treated like a slut a turn on? Do you love sucking dick? Do you like anal sex? Sex on the first date? Make love or fuck me like a whore? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I w… 阅读更多内容

1) Wear Panties? Sure Would 2) Shave You Front To Back Nice & Smooth? Why Not 3) Spank Your Butt Red? Oh Please Do 4) Eat Her Sweet Pussy, Sucking & Tongue Fucking Her & Swallowing Her Juices & Cum? Yes Please 5) Worship Her Firm Hot Ass While You Use Two Fingers To Dig In Her Pussy While You Lick Her & Tongue Fuck Her Tight Hole? Always 6) Fuck The Way She Wants With Your Hard Cock, Doggie Style Straddling Her Hips To Give Her All Your Cock? Anything She Wants 7) Suck Clit From Below Her As She Is Fucked By Another Man, Sucking Her Juices Off His Cock Every Few Strokes? Fu… 阅读更多内容

Masturbation Questions Copied and pasted from another user Are you male or female? Male Age? 43 At what age did you start masturbating? 12 How many times a week do you masturbate? 3 x a day 6 days a week so about 18 times a week How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Most times Where do you masturbate: In bed? Yes In the shower? Yes, my favorite In the bath? Yes Outdoors? Yes At work? Yes Every room in the house? Yes In a car while traveling along the interstate? yes What do you fantasize about when you play: A significant other? Don’t have… 阅读更多内容

1. Name: THE FUZZY 0NE 2. Location: CENTRAL WASHINGTON 3. Birthday (Age): 10/12/178 *43* 4. Height: 6' 0" 5. Weight: 300+ 6. Measurements: IDK 7. Do others think you are attractive? SOME DO 8. Do YOU think you are attractive? YES I DO 9. Physically, what are you most proud of? EYES 10. Physically, what are you most self-conscious about? MY BELLY 11. How do you feel when someone compliments you? GOOD 12. Is it a turn on for someone to body-shame you (if so, why)? NO 13. Have you ever been randomly complimented by a stranger (in person)? If so, how did it make you feel? YES MANY TIME… 阅读更多内容

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Where would you come? 20. How many times would you make me come? 21. Do yo… 阅读更多内容

Pickup lines Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes? Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world. Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? She will say, "Why?" You will reply, "Cause I could see myself in your pants. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? Do you know what would look good on you? Me. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. Excuse me, I am about… 阅读更多内容

Pickup lines 2 You look familiar, have we had sex before? Are you a lumberjack? Cuz you're giving me wood! Roses are red, misquitos are sour, open your legs and give me an hour. Motion with one finger for a girl to come to you. When, or if she comes, say: I just made you come with one finger. Imagine what I could do with two. Find a girl at the bar, walk over to her, and say "you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass. Guy pulls out a quarter"if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?" If you were floor boards i would take out all the nails and screw you. I want to kiss your bell… 阅读更多内容

More pickup lines Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Hi, do you want to have my c***dren? [No] OK, can we just practice then? Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks. There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. You're like my litt… 阅读更多内容

Filthy jokes A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I… 阅读更多内容

1 LINERS Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks! Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist! Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill! Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler… 阅读更多内容

PICKUP LINES I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. You with those curves, and me with no brakes ... Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List! Save a horse -- ride a c… 阅读更多内容