渴望鸡巴的同事在工作时挑逗我，我们享受酒店性爱

Oh, God, this is boring.

I mean, I wasn't expecting a corporate work retreat to be fun, but I didn't think it would

be this dull.

At least I like my job, and I like my co-workers, for the most part.

And of course, I won't say no to an open bar.