临时新秀杯比赛：约翰尼星光vs伦敦河

I'm London the Tower River. I'm 5'7" and 138 pounds and I got injured in my last match.

So if the whole match would have gone, I definitely would have won. She doesn't know what she has coming to her.

I'm Johnny Starlight. I'm 5'3" and 150 pounds and I actually earned my spot in this match today.

I don't know what the fuck she's doing here. I know I'm gonna win already.

My strategy today is to use my toughness to escape her stupid leg hold, get on top of her, and finger blast her.