小便时把手机关掉！

Absolutely desperate for a piss after an afternoon out, I dashed to the loo for you, then stopped mid flow to go and grab a ring light so you could se better. After all, my 80's bush does rather block the view of the pee pee coming out my urethra! Only trouble was, holding my phone down the loo so you'd have an awesome view, and being so desperate for a wazz, all the spray from the tsunami of urine turned my phone off!