Crazy ass dumb folk

as a nightclub worker i see a lot of dumb folk and these are a few of them at the moments i'm working as a nightclub toilet attendant it's kinda a gross job and there's always a chance i'm going to have to put a trash bag on my arm and have to go in up to my elbow or have to deal with what looks like the aftermath of two girls on cup and then it hitting the fan. So in till then i try and have fun and a laugh with or at the customers

I've had many a guy trying to open a lift door because he thought it were a toilet baring in mind its a glass door with a 20ft drop on other side
or some doing a running kick on a wet floor sign only to slip over spill his pint
and sprain his wrist not only that he tried to claim compensation.

few weeks a go i were doing my rounds i went to a store cupboard as i tried to open it someone pulled the door closed tried again and there were a woman squatting over the sink so i did the decent thing and closed the door to let her finish next when she dose she storms out slapps me across the face then goes into one about the state of the toilet with it lack of toilet paper no lights and only a sink so i explain that its not a fucking toilet it's a cleaning cupboard and that if you had bothered the toilet is only a few steps away with a big fucking neon sign above it. at that point she storms off to my manager and puts in a complaint and demanding me fired and if she ever see me in the the club she with have me beaten up by her brothers at witch point she get shoved out the front door and band