This ain't how its happens in the movies

As you all know I work in a nightclub toilet attendant. Any how one night going about my business I'd just finished unblocking the sink in the ladies bathroom and i notice this woman watching me work we get talking she's 25yrs old 5'5" i guess dark hair good curve too the ass and tits i'd say a hand full and a half each and to borrow a line from Austin Powers "looks like she's shags like a rabid mink" we have a little bit of a chat she takes my number i don't see or hear from her again that again for a week or so.

Then one afternoon while sitting around in my pants perving on Xhamster as you do i get that call so its suppress the porn horn and a way i go. i meet her on her front door she's still wearing her pjs tiny short things and a vest that is so prone to nip slip.
i get in we walk though to the kitchen i notice here sink the next thing i know is i'm on my back she's standing over and as i get my hands round her u-bend i'm trying to get that dam thing off and cleaned out it dawns on me i ain't even going to get a blow job out of this one would of been nice to get a sneak peek up the leg of her shorts or something and maybe if she hadn't spent her money on booze at the club she could of bought better coffee. I finish up her sink is flowing fine now i would of turned the tap off at the service valve but she probably called a plumber and shagged his brains out instead