Short jokes
Ladies vs whales
I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Scotland?"One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT!So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"That's all I remember...!
Good sex.
What is the one thing you don't want to hear during good seks?? Honey..I'm home!!
Gardening
Why do men like gardening? Because every hole has to be filled with seed.
Chicken tonight.
A sexy blonde asked me today if I prefered legs or breasts.I said I'm more into shaved pussy and anal.Apparently this is not an acceptable answer at KFC.
I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Scotland?"One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT!So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"That's all I remember...!
Good sex.
What is the one thing you don't want to hear during good seks?? Honey..I'm home!!
Gardening
Why do men like gardening? Because every hole has to be filled with seed.
Chicken tonight.
A sexy blonde asked me today if I prefered legs or breasts.I said I'm more into shaved pussy and anal.Apparently this is not an acceptable answer at KFC.
11 年 前