A blog I found on Ourhotwives.org Post subject: Re: "Why would a guy want his wife to sleep with another man" Unread postPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:36 pm I would love to see that thread too. Scanning the net off and on for years about this lifestyle I too have encountered every opinion from mentally disturbed to evolutionary normal. I look at it as swinging with a twist. Most swingers are educated, balanced, family people with stronger than normal marriages. Sounded like home to me. Only the politics changed with another couple, where it felt better for both of us with her playing,… 阅读更多内容
Fetish fun films
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How to put images in your profile.
I will try to explain how to make your profile more attractive by adding pictures in it. I learned it from my Xhamster friends and maybe somebody finds some use in it. Find the image you want to you and put your cursor on it. Use the right click on your mouse. A square will appear ....go to Properties and right click again. Another square on the image will appear ....go to Adress and make it turn blue Then you move to Copy and guess what....right click. Now your image has been stored in the computers memory. Go back to your Profile and go to the Edit section.There you will find a… 阅读更多内容
Speeding
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the wom… 阅读更多内容
The year 2013
This past year I discovered Xhamster.Within a few months I met a load of people who changed my way of living. Some of them have become my friends. What strikes me most of all is how small our world has become. I'm talking to people in every corner of the world.Allthough it has been accepted as a normal common thing I find it extraordinary. How fantastic is it to be in touch with people you've never met in real life and yet it feels as if you know them. I would love to meet some of you and chat over a cup of coffee or a drink. Xhamster is in the first place a porn site but for me it has… 阅读更多内容
Elephant
A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy asked, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?" "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, Mom, down underneath." His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing." The father returned, and the mother went off to get a soda. As soon as she left, the boy repeated his question. The father took a good look and explained, "That's the elephant's penis." "Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?" The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've spoiled t… 阅读更多内容
Blind man
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable,… 阅读更多内容
Jokes
The postman There was this postman who was transferred to another district.He was very beloved,always nice and a kind word for everybody. So on his last day people showed their appreciation by giving him five,ten even twenty dollars.At one of the last houses a gorgeous woman opened the door,only dressed in the most naughty see-through neglige.She dragged him upstairs and gave him the hottest fuck ever. Afterwards she took him to the kitchen, served him coffee and pie and handed him a dollar.The shocked postman asked "Why this treat".Well said the woman I told my husband it was your last day… 阅读更多内容
Short jokes
Ladies vs whales I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Scotland?"One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT!So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"That's all I remember...! Good sex. What is the one thing you don't want to hear during good seks?? Honey..I'm home!! Gardening Why do men like gardening? Because every hole has to be filled with seed. Chicken tonight. A sexy blonde asked me today if I prefered legs or breasts.I said I'm more into shaved pus… 阅读更多内容
Joke-Parachutes
There are 4 people on an airplane: the pilot, the smartest man in the world, a preacher, and a teenager. About halfway through the flight the engines cut out so they have to exit the plane. The problem is: there are only 3 parachutes. They are arguing about who is going to get a parachute. The pilot yells: "I'm married and have 4 k**s! My family needs me!" So he grabs a 'chute, puts it on, and jumps out of the plane. The 'smartest man in the world yells: "I'm the smartest man in the world! The world needs me!", puts on a 'chute and jumps out of the plane. The preacher turns to the… 阅读更多内容
Joke-Mother in law
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burglarized in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather chubby cat ran between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our parot we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty… 阅读更多内容
Becoming a pornstar.
Haven't we all thought about the idea how it would be to be a pornstar.It seems like heaven on earth.All the fantasies that your dirty mind can think of could be realized. Women could get any male pornstar they want or any number of them too.Threesomes,foursomes,gangbangs.If they like to explore their lesbian side,no problem,any fantasy would come true. We men envy pornstars like Peter North,Rocco Siffredi and all their collegues.They get all those fantastic goodlooking women.A new fresh hot babe every day,or multiple babes,even better.They must have taken thousands of women during their p… 阅读更多内容
Disclaimer warning
I wondered from the beginning why people put a disclaimer warning in their profile. It seems rather pointless to me.Is there any legal ground to justify that warning? To my knowledge you have to deposit copyright somewhere for stuff you publish.So if anyone should use your uploads/stories/blogs and you haven't done that,no court will ever support your claims. It,s plain stupid to post anything on sites like this and expect that the whole world will be discrete.I think that you always should think before you post anything on here.If you're not comfortable with it a 100%,don't do it.Even w… 阅读更多内容
Comments and ranking
A. Users with amount of comments 0-50 get rank Newbie 51-150 Porn Lover 151-500 Porn Expert 501-1000 Kama Sutra Guru 1001-2000 Pornstar 2001-5000 Celebrity 5001-8000 Pimp 8001-15000 Porn King/Queen 15001-25000 XRMXX Legend 25000+ you'll get an option in your profile to customize your rank If your rank wasn't changed immediately please wait ~12 hours to get a new rank… 阅读更多内容
How to copy and paste.
When I first signed up to Xhamster I knew nothing.With some....well a lot of help from one of my Xhamster friends I learned how to send a video or picture to others. Like all things,once you know how it's easy.As a non computer guy I will try to write down my lesson and hope some others find it usefull too. Copy and paste(sending a video/picture to friend) Step 1.Once you found a vid you want to send to someone you can see on the top of your screen an so called "http:// "adress.You go there with yo… 阅读更多内容
Dictionary for digital language.
I'm trying to collect all kind of words and abbreviations that seem to introduce a new kind of language here on Xhamster.Any contributions are welcome. ATM=Ass To Mouth BBC=Big Black Cock BBW=Big Beautiful Woman BF=Boy Friend BG=Boy Girl( as in boy-girl porn) BJ= Blow Job BS=Bull Shit CD= Cross Dresser CEI=Cum Eating Instructions Cougar=Older woman looking for younger man C2C=Cam To Cam DAP=Double Anal Penetration DP=Double Penetration DV=Double Vaginal HJ=Hand Job IRL=In Real Life MFM=Male Female Male (th… 阅读更多内容