Jokes

The postman
There was this postman who was transferred to another district.He was very beloved,always nice and a kind word for everybody.
So on his last day people showed their appreciation by giving him five,ten even twenty dollars.At one of the last houses a gorgeous woman opened the door,only dressed in the most naughty see-through neglige.She dragged him upstairs and gave him the hottest fuck ever.
Afterwards she took him to the kitchen, served him coffee and pie and handed him a dollar.The shocked postman asked "Why this treat".Well said the woman I told my husband it was your last day and asked what I should give you.He said"Fuck the postman,give him a dollar".But you know....you got the coffee and pie from me.


Lie detector
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps
people when they lie. He decided to test it
out at dinner one night. The father asks his
son what he did that afternoon. The son
say, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot
slaps the son. The son says, “OK, OK! I was
at a friend’s house watching movies.” Dad
asks, “What movie did you watch?” Son
says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son.
Son says, “OK, OK! We were watching porn.”
Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even
know what porn was.” The robot slaps the
father. Mom laughs and says, “Well, he
certainly is your son.” The robot slaps the
mother.