My New Hobby

This is my experience with my new hobby, yoga.

Ok, so it doesn't sound like the most exciting thing to reveal or write about!
But wait, there's something about it that has been a real revelation for me...
You see, one thing I learned from doing yoga was that there's an extremely
common side-effect among the participants of it - farting!

Lucky for me, being a lady with a fart fetish, being dragged along to a yoga class has been the best thing to have happened to me, even more so when it's an all-girl class, jackpot! Tee-hee ;D

This is a 99.9% true experience I'm about to describe, the only thing that's somewhat untrue is the dialogue, which isn't word for word correct, but it's the main gist of what was really said.
Everyone else is completely true.

It all started when my lovely girlfriend, who started getting into doing yoga herself a week before introducing me, told me to come along. I have to admit, I didn't really fancy it, I mean I always saw it has just another health fad along with others that's come and gone through the years, so I've never paid any mind to it.

"Oh come on, babes, it'll be fun to do together!" She badgered me, pulling on my arm.

"I don't know..." I turned my head away, hoping she'll just drop the subject and leave me be.

"Come on," She continued,
"just try it the once, and if you don't like it, I won't mention it ever again."

"Well... Ok, I'll try it if it'll get you off my back." I gave in.

"I promise, you'll love it!" She beamed.

Well I thought there's no harm in trying it, I'm the type to try anything in life once.

The next day, with my gym gear packed along with hers, we headed off to our local gym.
I was pleasantly surprised when we got changed in the locker rooms to find that there was quite a lot of young attractive women also signed up to the yoga class. My girlfriend greeted some in a friendly manner. There was also some middle aged women and even a woman
who looked to be in her 60s!

I shyly said hi has my girlfriend introduced me to a couple girls she was friendly with.

We got changed and headed to the class.
I followed my girlfriend in who held my hand to comfort me, has she knows I'm a little shy.
We grabbed a small yoga mat each from the pile set up at the side of the room, and I positioned myself next to my girlfriend, laying it flat on the smooth wooden floor.
I was pleased with getting a pink mat!

I didn't quite realise just how many were taking part, it was a somewhat large class consisting of about 30 women, and it wasn't exactly a big room so we all ended up with just a half foot in length separating each mat.

The yoga instructor walked in has the last few women were settling their mat onto the floor.

"Hello ladies, welcome back to some of you, and I see we got some new faces joining us."
The pretty brunette haired small woman chirped in a pleasant tone of voice.
She quickly laid her mat down in front and centre of us all.

"Don't worry, this is just a novice class so I won't be making you stretch your limbs off!"
She chuckled a little awkwardly but most women laughed along with her.

"Just do the best you can and don't overstretch yourself, when you find your limit just hold it there and you'll eventually find yourselves getting more and more rubbery."
She continued to say.

After a short introduction and some soft warm up stretches, she began the lesson proper.

I noticed the young attractive woman infront of me, she looked very pretty with long thick strait blond hair tied up in a big ponytail. She was wearing a tight pink vest top and light grey yoga tights covering her long legs. No shoes or socks on.

I glanced to the side to see my girlfriend was also checking her out.

I have to say, she had an incredible looking butt! I was thanking my lucky stars that I could keep getting a real good view of her lovely round tight ass. It was almost like J-Lo's bum,
and when we did the Downward Facing Dog pose (where you bend over forward with your arms outstretched infront and your legs stretched strait with your hips bent up shaping your body into an inverted 'V') I ended up nearly drooling like a dog!

That pose was showing off her fabulous ass for all it's worth, and with me being up close to her, I kept fantasising about leaning just a little further forward and
burying my face into it's heavenly bulge!

I could almost imagine the feel of her warm smooth bumcheeks engulfing the cheeks of my face with my nose pressed up against her little warm sweet-smelling butt crack - Ahhhhh...

We were then instructed to rest in the "c***d's Pose", which is basically just kneeling down onto your knees resting your bum on the heels of your feet and laying forward onto your torso with your arms outstretched infront of you.

I felt so jealous of this beautiful woman's feet getting to have that glorious ass resting on top of them in that pose! I couldn't take my eyes off her beautiful bum.
I so wanted her to rest that ass down on my face for the entire lesson!

Suddenly, to my complete surprise, I heard a small gentle fart softly rattle out from her bum!

My heart skipped a beat and began beating fast.

I was feeling a little horny already but upon hearing that, I felt myself getting wetter.
I took a deep breath and sniffed at the air infront of my face.

I wasn't actually expecting to smell her fart but, just my luck, I could!
It wasn't a strong smell by any means, but I could sure detect her aroma wafting slowly in the air.
I inhaled it and felt a pulse of delight rush down my spine. it was a very subtle musky scent.
I was so glad to be downwind to her, I felt like I should thank her for farting at me!

I started wondering to myself about how she would react if I just randomly walked up to her after the class saying, "Hey, you farted towards my face and it smelt lovely, thank you!" Tee-hee!

I knew that wouldn't end well at all in reality, but I couldn't help imagine her feeling smug having someone tell her that her farts smell nice, and gave me a bigger burst of pleasure imagining her farting at me deliberately, wanting to humiliate me with her gas.
Well, a girl can dream! Hmmm...

After another pose, I heard another fart. This time, it was from a woman a couple places infront.
She was middle aged, she had dyed blonde hair with her natural brunette roots showing. She looked like a true definition of a MILF. She had farted again, it wasn't that loud but in the quiet of the room it was amplified. I heard some women stifling their laughs.

"Don't worry about that, ladies." The instructor suddenly stated with a slight chuckle,
"It's completely natural to break wind while doing these poses, if you feel the need to, just go ahead and do it, we're all grown women here so just let loose." She reassured us.

Upon that reassurance, another different women very audibly 'broke wind' as the instructor put it.
There was a few awkward chuckles.

"Yes, just like that!" The instructor chirped and chuckled, "There's no shame in my class, ladies,
and there's no men either so please, let rip!" Everyone laughed and one woman even cheered
"I am woman, hear me fart!" before farting herself, much to everyone's joy.
None more so full of joy than me, being in the small room filled with farting women,
I was in my element!

I was really horny now, my nipples were visibly poking out of my tight little black t-shirt, and I felt like I had wet myself, my white knickers were that wet from my flowing juices!

I wanted so desperately to go around each and every woman's bum and take a good whiff from their farting cracks. I wanted to sample every outburst of gas. Wether it be quiet or loud, soft or rumbly, I just wanted to be engulfed in their own-brewed fumes and tell them how good they smell!

Throughout the rest of the lesson, there was quite a few bursts of farts, some deliberately pushed out, others softly and hesitantly released.

I noticed the woman to my left, a slightly older than me, red haired yet rather pretty woman, with a real curvy body, had let out a real soft airy puff of a fart during a Seated Twist pose.
Within moments, the very strong smell reached my nostrils.

It was so foul, even my girlfriend on the other side of me had scrunched her nose up.

It wasn't pleasant to smell, like someone had burned some gone off eggs with a bunson burner, but I still felt just as horny as ever. I pictured myself being under the woman as she was doing that Seated Twist pose with my face directly under her heavy ass, my nose wedged up between her cheeks and her asshole resting a mere millimetre away from my nostirls, and forcing me to smell her farts, just blowing off in my face without a care for me at all, not letting me up no matter how much I beg her for mercy and fresh air.

I kept sniffing at the smelly hot heavy air, it was like an addiction, I knew it was bad to do but force of habit was making me sniff her fart again and again, 'til eventually, it faded away.

Finally, after 10 minutes of laying on the floor with our eyes closed resting,
the instructor ended the class and thanked us for taking it. She told us she looked forward to seeing us again next week. She wasn't the only one, I couldn't wait for the next lesson!

I noticed when I stood up that my pink yoga tights had formed a circular wet patch around my crotch, it seems I had gotten so horny that the juices from my horny pussy had
seeped through my knickers. Luckily, no one else seemed to noticed, or if they did they probly just thought it was a sweat patch.

Me and my girlfriend took a shower together, most of the women also took a shower as well and to my utter joy, that gorgeous angel who was infront of me during the yoga, also had a shower.
I thought her ass looked amazing in her yoga tights, but oh my god, it looked even more stunning with nothing at all covering it!

"You like what you see?" My girlfriend asked wryly.

"Sorry, hon, but don't you think she's got a nice body?" I subtly point towards her.

"Fuck yeah, she does!" My girlfriend agreed enthusiastically, checking her out too.

I should point out, me and my girlfriend have what I like to call, a semi-open relationship. Basically, we're faithful and loyal to eachother and love eachother very much, but if ever we come across a gorgeous looking girl who we both want to fuck then we'd see about having her join us for a hot threesome. If one of us don't want to fuck her, then neither of us do anything, and we never ever fuck another girl behind eachother's backs.

"Do you know her?" I asked, with a wry smile of my own on my face.

"Um, I think she's called Rachel," My girlfriend tells me,
"But unfortunately, I think she's not into girls..."

"Oh, that's a shame." I sigh.

How disappointing that was! I just hope to god any boyfriend she has truly appreciates her and that wonderful booty of hers, god knows I would!

"Oh well, who needs her when I got you, babe." I quickly reassure my girl,
giving her a cuddle and a smooch. She smiled at me after and we got washed, dried and dressed.

"So, what do you think of yoga, did you enjoy it?" She asked me on the ride home.

"Oh yeah, I loved it!" I enthused.

"I thought you would." She chuckled triumphantly to herself.

"I never knew it made so many women fart though." I state.

"Yeah, it can be a pretty toxic side-effect." She sighed.

"I didn't mind it..." I softly spoke.

"I know, bet that's why you loved it!" She pinched my arm playfully and laughed.

I pinched her arm and laughed too, before telling her,
"None of those farts smelt as good as yours do."

She blushed and thanked me.
She still hasn't quite gotten used to being complimented on how nice her farts smell.

"I'll let you get reacquainted with the smell of mine when we get home...!" She winked

"Sounds good." I winked back at her, now excited about getting home.

"So, will you be coming back with me for next week's lesson?" She beamed.

"I sure am!" I answer with a big broad smile.

"I can't wait!"