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Hey everyone, my god it's been what's felt like forever since I last came on here! This is just a little post for all my friends/fans on here who've been wondering where I've been and what's happened to me. Well, I won't go into too great a detail, so long story short I had ran into some financial difficulty which meant I had to make some sacrifices, most notable of which was to stop paying for my internet as at the time I was unable to afford it.On top of that (as if that wasn't bad enough) my laptop decided to break and what with the money problems, it meant I couldn't get a replace… 阅读更多内容

Hello again, this is Hannah. My lovely girlfriend Sam (as well as your kind comments on my previous post (The Wake Up Call) has convinced me to write another post on here. I feel like I'm becoming a regular Oscar Wilde, all this writing lark, or perhaps more like a Oscar Hilde lol Anyway, thanks to Sam and all the lovely positive comments to my previous post, I've decided to write about a great little game I play with my Sam. This isn't the game we play that she's already written about (see My Favourite Game), in which she guesses the lunch I had by purely sniffi… 阅读更多内容

Hello to all my lovely fans and friends on here! This post is a really special post - I am taking a short break from writing, but fear not of going without any written content from me during this short break, as I have a very special guest who's agreed to write a special post for me and for you to enjoy! I know, I know, you're probably thinking, "Oh no, Samantha! We want to hear from you!" hehe but trust me, you are going to enjoy this! My special guest is none other than my beautiful girlfriend and love of my life, Hannah! She's a little anxious about her writing about somethi… 阅读更多内容

Hey guys, I've decided to tell you more about my evil ex, in case you forgot, it's this blog I had posted before: http://xhamster.com/user/LittleMissFart/posts/335914.html Now if you've read that, and wondered what happened for me to get out of that relationship, well I'm going to let you in on a little secret... She actually broke up with me! Britney had been flaunting her dominance over me for months and months on end. Humiliating and degrading me in lots of ways. I was effectively her little slave, and my natural submissiveness meant that I would not stick up for myself at all,… 阅读更多内容

This is just a fun silly poem I wrote, dedicated to not just my girlfriend's wonderful bottom, but to all the glorious bottoms of women everywhere! Please take it for the cheeky (pun intended) playful tongue in cheek (pun very much intended! hehe) intentions that it was written in, and enjoy :) x -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- O' what a wonderful thing thou is, upon which a young lady sits, the ampleness knows no bounds, from yours emit exquisite sounds, that truly gives fair maiden fits! O' what a wonder… 阅读更多内容

Hey guys, sorry it's been a while, I thought I'd enthral you all with a tale of my ex, Britney. I first met Britney in a gay bar in London when I was 16. I found that with a little make up, and my sister's I.D, I was able to get into night clubs and get drinks at that young tender age. Anyway, I had been having a good time with a guy mate who was gay, when I caught the eye of this beautiful bleach-blonde haired gal. She had her hair cropped short but with a long sideways fringe. She looked to be in her early twenties, and was somewhat overweight, but I've always had a fancy for a fu… 阅读更多内容

Hey guys, I want to tell you about my new favourite game I play with my awesome sexy girlfriend. Now, I should start by saying Hannah is a little bit of a gamer chick. She's not as obsessed with videogames as some people are, but she does enjoy unwinding after work with an hour or 2 of playing her favourite game, Halo. Don't ask me which one, they all seem the same to me! Tee-hee Anyway, I decided one evening to try put her off. She had just had a cool shower and was sitting naked on the sofa, Xbox controller in hand, and loaded up her game. I was feeling so playful too, wan… 阅读更多内容

All credit for this survey goes to the user, juicyas, :D Are you male or female? female Age? 23 At what age did you start masturbating? 11 How many times a week do you masturbate? Roughly 21 times per week How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 6 Where do you masturbate: In bed? yes In the shower? sometimes In the bath? sometimes Outdoors? sometimes ( in public toilets!) At work? Pretty much all the time! Every room in the house? Only bedroom and bathroom In a car while traveling along the interstate? no What do you fantasize about whe… 阅读更多内容

As some of you may have read in my earlier blog post talking about my wonderful cousin, Kylie, I touched a little upon the fact that she's now pregnant. I just wanted to get it off my chest about how incredible her pregnancy is to someone like me... You see, there is one major side-effect practically every woman in the world goes through, and that's really bad gas! Now I don't just mean they fart more often, I mean they also produce VERY strong toxic fumes. I can't actually guarantee that EVERY women produces a real strong bad smell when pregnant, for I haven't actually sniffed ever… 阅读更多内容

Just thought I'd tell you all about my wonderful cousin, Kylie. She can be partly attributed to me having the fart fetish that I have today, not as responsible as what my sister is to that, but she should bare some of the blame! She's 3 years older than me, has thick strait brunette hair, the most gorgeous brown eyes I've ever seen on a person, with plump pink lips that anyone would give their right arm just to kiss. She's always had an amazing figure since I've known her, she's tall for a woman at 5'10", and has a real curvy hourglass frame to her body. Sorry, I should point out, s… 阅读更多内容

Hi all, sorry it's been a while since my last activity on here, I've been very busy with securing my new occupation, which I'm very happy to tell you all about :) I have been training to be a professional masseuse and I am now fully qualified, it's a step up to me from being just a humble secretary, and I have to say I thoroughly enjoy my new work! When I attended my first lesson, my teacher, Mrs. Adams, was taking me through the basics and showing me different massage techniques, and when she asked me to demonstrate what I had learnt, she told me I was a natural! She wouldn't let… 阅读更多内容

This is my experience with my new hobby, yoga. Ok, so it doesn't sound like the most exciting thing to reveal or write about! But wait, there's something about it that has been a real revelation for me... You see, one thing I learned from doing yoga was that there's an extremely common side-effect among the participants of it - farting! Lucky for me, being a lady with a fart fetish, being dragged along to a yoga class has been the best thing to have happened to me, even more so when it's an all-girl class, jackpot! Tee-hee ;D This is a 99.9% true experience I'm about to describe… 阅读更多内容

Hi there, as you may or may not know, I have a slightly 'out-there' fetish in that I get turned on by feminine flatulence, or to be more exact, female farts. Yes, I know it's very unusual for a woman to be into such a thing, infact I used to think I was the only person in the whole world who gets turned on by any kind of farts from a person, male or female, but as I soon discovered when seeking out farts on the net as a young teenager, it came to my attention that hundreds of thousands of people in the world have it too. Mostly though, it appears that more men have it than women, outnumbe… 阅读更多内容