My Cousin Kylie

Just thought I'd tell you all about my wonderful cousin, Kylie.
She can be partly attributed to me having the fart fetish that I have today, not as responsible as what my sister is to that, but she should bare some of the blame!

She's 3 years older than me, has thick strait brunette hair, the most gorgeous brown eyes I've ever seen on a person, with plump pink lips that anyone would give their right arm just to kiss. She's always had an amazing figure since I've known her, she's tall for a woman at 5'10",
and has a real curvy hourglass frame to her body.

Sorry, I should point out, she's not blood-related to me. Technically, she's only my cousin via marriage so I don't have any hang ups in admitting that I've always fancied her!

She first came into my family when I was 12 years old, when her dad married my aunt.
I was taken aback when I first met her even at the tender age of 15, she was very stunning.
She had a bit of puppy fat on her body in those days, so slightly on the chubby side, but to me that just made her look both adorable and gorgeous.
Nowadays she's grown out of the puppy fat but still retained her curves, to look smoking hot!

She was a bit off with me at first, she used to tease me and stick her bubblegum onto the back of my neck, or worse, in my hair! I was so infatuated with her though that I forgave her in an instant and never held it against her, and sure enough, by the time I was 13, she started treating me better and we became close friends.

Infact it was at my 13th birthday party when we become close. She gave me her mobile phone 'cos she had gotten a new one for her 16th birthday, which she put the new number on it and told me to call her for a chat. I felt on top of the world with that!

I did just that, called her the next day and we had a good girly chitchat and she then invited me to stay over hers at the weekend. I couldn't wait!

She always had this feminine way about her, like she acted all prim and proper, like a true lady, around everyone. She always wore a dress, did her makeup and hair.
But I was in for a shock when I discovered what she's really like!
You see, she acts that way around people she's not all that close with, but with me,
she let it all out. Infact she was really quite boyish around me. Maybe it's because we got so close as friends that she didn't feel the need to put on a ladylike act and did everything around me that she did when she was on her own.

She'd burp and fart loud and proudly, scratch her bum, pick her nose, spit into a bin or sink. Hell, she even used to just pee infront of me if we was ever in the bathroom together!

One time, when I was brushing my teeth staying over hers, she came in and sat down on the loo for what I thought was a wee, quickly became evident that instead it was for a number 2!
She didn't care if I was there or not, and I couldn't help but think to myself, "what a woman!".

Anyway, one time when we had a sleepover, she was sitting on the couch in the living room in her bright baby-blue pyjama bottoms and small white vest with me sat next to her, I was just wearing some small red shorts and a black t-shirt. We was just talking and watching TV together in the early evening. My aunt and her dad were out on a date.

"What's green and sounds like a raspberry?" She randomly asked me, obviously setting up a joke.

"Huh - what?" I started to laugh already in anticipation.

She didn't say anything, she just lifted her leg up slightly and leaned to one side, and farted!
My heart suddenly skipped a beat. I felt a rush of pleasure course through my body at the sound.
She laughed which reminded me to laugh as well.

"Fell for that, didn't you?" She teased and laughed at me.

"Yeah I did." I submissively agreed, I pretended to be a little disgusted.

She had actually leaned so that it was aimed at me, I even felt the vibration of it on the seat next to mine, which only turned me on more.

"Oh, god, it's a smelly one." She suddenly stated and started wafting the air towards to me.
"Have a sniff of that!"

I subtly sniffed the air while still pretending to be disgusted by it, I even waved the air infront of my nose trying to disguise the fact that I was loving it. It sure did smell, even with me doing that I was getting a good whiff of her gas. It was quite eggy but still I sniffed at it.

"You dirty bitch!" I cried and chuckled.

"Sharing is caring." She grinned her pretty white grin at me.

"Oh, why thank you for sharing that with me." I smiled back at her, sounding sarcastic to hide my delight when really I was truly grateful for smelling her fart.

Another occasion happened when I was around my aunt's to hang out with her. She was getting dressed and ready to meet her friends so I was sitting on her bed watching her as she applied her makeup. I was all ready just waiting for her, but out of boredom I picked up her comb and started to brush my hair even though it was alright.

"Hey I need that." She told me, putting down her mascara brush.

"Hold on, just need to sort out this kink." I replied, still brushing my hair.

She walked over to me, and stood with her arms folded.

"You got 3 seconds to give me the comb, or else!" She threatened.

"Or else what?" I asked.

"Or else, I'll drag you off the bed and make you wish you had given me the comb!"
She warned with a chuckle.

I laughed and carried on brushing my hair.

"1..." She sternly began counting.

"Hold on." I said.

"2..." She continued, now slowly tapping her foot.

"Wait, wait." I carried on.

"Last chance..." She warned. I stuck my tongue out at her c***dishly and ignored her.

"3!" And with that, she quickly grabbed my ankles, and pulled me off the bed. I landed with a slight thump onto the floor, with her just laughing and she quickly sat down on top of me.
She weigh at least 40lbs heavier than me so I had no chance of getting her off me and she began to
tickle me loads unmercifully!

I was screaming with laughter so much that I couldn't breathe. I tried to beg her to stop but she wasn't listening, just carried on tickling my neck and sides.
As I struggled, she quickly trapped one of my arms under her leg, and she grabbed my other arm with one hand and held it down above my head, allowing her to freely tickly my armpit with her free hand. I screamed even louder with laughter. I was so helpless and due to the laughter, I felt like I had no strength in me whatsoever to struggle out of it or even pull my arm down to cover up my now exposed armpit. I was turning red in the face but she carried on regardless.
I thought I was going to die!

Finally though, she showed some mercy and stopped tickling.

"You little screamer!" She teased with a beaming grin, still sat on me.

I panted hard, almost hyperventilating trying to catch my breath. Tears were flowing down my cheeks, not because I was crying, but because I had laughed that much.
She showed no remorse though, she just stayed sat on me and grabbed the comb from the bed.

"Told you to give me the comb." She stated casually as she began to brush her hair.

"Oh shit you nearly killed me!" I squealed still panting for air.

"Language!" She playfully scolded me and squeezed my lips together.

With one arm now free, I tried pushing her off me, but she wouldn't budge.
I pushed hard against her slightly chubby belly.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." She told me in a silly almost singsong voice, but I didn't
listen and carried on pushing on her soft belly, trying to get her to budge.

All of a sudden, she let rip!

The loud rumbled sound of her fart was muffled on my belly. I felt the real warm gush of air cover my tummy like a hot blanket being pressed to my skin.

"Told you." She grinned, still brushing her hair like its no big thing that she just farted on me!

Don't know what it was about her, but her farts always smelt quite eggy.
How could such a beautiful girl make such an unbeautiful smell?
All I know is that it turned me on like mad knowing that she's now marked me with her smell.

"Oh God, Kylie...!" I sighed as the hot heavy eggy smell of her fart forced its way into my nose. She must have thought I hated it, but if only she knew how excited that got me.
I felt my nipples becoming erect with each sniff of the foul air around me on the floor.
I could just only hope she didn't see how erect my nipples were through my top
as I lay there under her, trapped and helpless.

Thankfully, she was too busy focusing on combing her hair to notice how flushed I was getting.

I tried to make her do it again, by pushing on her belly once more,
feigning that its to get her off me, but to my surprise she just said,
"That's getting annoying" and she grabbed my arm and pinned it under her other leg so now I couldn't move at all!

"You got a bogey." I told her, looking up at her and seeing a small little fleck in her nostril.

"Oh really." She responded and put her finger into her nose.

"Eww that's such a dirty habit." I groaned as she pulled her finger out and looked at it.

"I don't see nothing." She said. She then suddenly wiped her wet fingertip on my cheek!
I groaned in disgust as she went back to combing her hair.

"If there was a bogey, I'd have made you eat it!" She threatened and laughed.

After a full 5mins of being sat on and looking up at her, watching her comb her
beautiful brunette hair, admiring her beauty, she put the comb down onto the bed
and looked down at me.

"You had enough? Want me to let you up now?" She asked.

"Yeah." I replied, when really I'd have been happy to stay there all day long!

"Ok, but only after you say, 'Kylie's the best!'" She laughed.

"Oh no, do I have to?" I replied.

"Yes, or I'll fart on you again!" She threatened.
My face lit up but I tried to hide it and pretended to find that horrible.

"Oh no, please don't!" I begged, when really I meant, please do!

"Say it then." She grinned. I knew I was caught between a rock and hard place.
If I didn't say it and let her fart on me, she'd realise its because I wanted her to do that to me and my dirty little secret would have been exposed.
On the other hand, if I do say it, she wont fart on me and I wont get that real powerful thrill... I didn't know what to do.

"Oh god," I finally muttered and decided to be submissive, "ok. Kylie... Kylie is the best..."
I sighed dejectedly.

"Aww thanks!" She gushed smugly. I sheepishly smiled up at her.

"Shame you took too long to say it though." She suddenly said, and let rip another fart on me!
She threw her head back laughing as I squirmed under her.
I felt myself get so wet as the hot air of her smelly gas once again caressed my tummy.

"That'll teach you to use my comb when I need it!" She chirped as she stood up off me.

"Thanks." I softly uttered, still laying on the floor with my heart beating like mad.
I was so excited and turned on, I completely forgot we were going out to meet her friends.
It was only when she slipped her heels on, sprayed some perfume, and headed out the bedroom door, asking me, "You coming then, or what?" that I remembered. I quickly got up, my knickers feeling so wet between my thighs, and quickly put my slip-ons on and followed her.

I'll never forget how great that felt, and even more so when the humiliation continued while I was hanging out with her and her friends. She told them what she did to me and they all laughed at me.
One even leaned her pretty face in towards my belly to see if Kylie's fart could still be smelt!
There was something about seeing these real pretty 16 year old girls laughing at me that gave me a real good buzz of excitement. Even though I hid it away from them and pretended to be ashamed.

She always acted differently to me when she was with her group of friends, like as if I was an annoying little sister, I guess it's 'cos she didn't want to seem uncool hanging out with a 13 year old, but at least her friends were alright with me and accepted me.
She always enjoyed teasing and taunting me while we were all together.
When I was older though an incident occurred with her and her friends that really rocked my boat!

I was 15 and Kylie was holding a party to celebrate getting a place in college. She invited all her friends round including me. She had got a lot of vodka and beer in, and she had the whole house to herself as my aunt and her dad went away on holiday for a week.
They told her no parties while they're away but what they don't know wont hurt them!

I was such a lightweight at that party, after only a couple beers and a couple shots of vodka, I felt so sleepy that I went to her bedroom and fell asleep on the floor
where she was going to let me crash.

I wasn't really drunk, it was more like I'd be given sleeping pills or something 'cos all I wanted to do was sleep...

Anyway, a couple hours later, I started to come around, hearing Kylie and her friends laughing and giggling in the room, and then they started speaking in hushed almost whispered tones.
I didn't think much of it so kept my eyes shut and tried to fall back to sleep.

I then felt a heavy presence around me, but before I opened my eyes, one of the girls shouted, "Quick Sam, house fire, wake up!".

My eyes shot open, and they almost popped out of my head by the sight I was greeted with!

It was Kylie's gloriously big round ass hovering right over my face with her knickers pulled down!
Her dark crack was mere inches away from my face as she was squatted over me,
and before I could even contemplate the amazing sight I was seeing,
I heard the loud rumbly rip of a fart blasting out of her and right into my face!

The feel of the hot smelly air blowing in my face left me speechless as a roar of laughter filled the little room. Just as quick as it happened, she quickly pulled her knickers back up, letting her skirt fall back down to cover her gorgeous plump ass and she hopped over to her friends,
laughing as hard as they were. I felt so humiliated and yet so turned on.

"Ooh God, you guys...!" I managed to utter to try to hide my pleasure.

One of the girls, who was always pretty sweet with me, somewhat came to my defence.
"That was so mean!" She concerned, only for her to then laugh it off with the girls!

I was so horny that I got up and made it look like I was storming off in a strop, when in reality I just had to rush to the bathroom where I locked the door, pulled my jeans and knickers down,
and fingered myself to orgasm.

I kept replaying that moment in my life over and over and over again for a good couple of years after that incident, everytime I've masturbated. If only Kylie knew what she did to me that day,
or of the pleasure she bought me by the simple act of farting in my face.

I'm still pretty close with her nowadays, even though she's got a fiancé now and a baby on the way.
At least she's still more than comfortable with farting infront of me when it's just me and her alone together!

FYI: Now that she's pregnant, her farts have gotten even more smellier and deadlier!
I still love them though, everytime she leans to one side to let rip, I always imagine myself wedging my nose between her bumcheeks and the sofa, and sniffing up every drop of her gas.
Even the most vile of her pregnant farts, I love the thought of her suffocating me in them!

It's not just her farts I'll forever love though...

Oh no, I'll also forever love my cousin Kylie!