Ode à la Femelle Derriere

This is just a fun silly poem I wrote, dedicated to not just my girlfriend's wonderful bottom,
but to all the glorious bottoms of women everywhere!

Please take it for the cheeky (pun intended)
playful tongue in cheek (pun very much intended! hehe) intentions that it was written in,
and enjoy :) x

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O' what a wonderful thing thou is,
upon which a young lady sits,
the ampleness knows no bounds,
from yours emit exquisite sounds,
that truly gives fair maiden fits!

O' what a wonderful thing thou art,
my beloved heart doth not depart,
upon hearing such a treat,
under yon lady's seat,
as thou blows off her mighty fart!

O' what a wonderful thing thou has,
such beauty wit charm and pizzazz,
counts little towards her perfect rear,
doth enters my nose with no fear,
to sniff the delightful perfume of your ass!

O' what a wonderful thing to behold,
legends o' sights sounds smells 'tis told,
feeling thine glorious hills o' skin,
juices of thyself am soaked in,
from such a sniff of thou soft throne!

O' what a wonderful thing thou smothers,
suffocating lungs with such wonders,
as 2 ample mounds of flesh,
pleasure o' which I cant express,
from the sights and smells in thou unders!

O' what a wonderful thing to submit,
to offer thy face to be thou seat,
thou may simply sit and natter,
just rest and chit and chatter,
knowing upon thy face you may always sit!

O' what a wonderful thing to taste,
each lick savoured without any haste,
sweet and earthy brown tones,
flavour imprinted to thy bones,
on thy pallet shall it forever be laced!

O' what a wonderful thing to kiss,
thou divine ass need not to insist,
the puckering of thy lips,
kissing upon which thou sits,
slave forever to thou odour'ful bliss!